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When I was in grade 4, on the bus ride home I was sitting with my friends little brother. As he bent down to get something out of his backpack, I decided to drive my right knee into his face, subsequently breaking his nose, causing it to gush blood all over the place. I blamed it on the bus hitting all the bumps in the road and somehow they believed me. Next time I was at their house, I ran up their phone bill on 900 numbers and also blamed it on the little brother. Shortly after, the family moved to England and I never heard from them again.

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Oh my, I was doing an inspection of my new place, a checklist to provide to the management of anything that may be damaged.  And I note everything, wear and tears, minor defects, anything that is not to perfection.  I notice everything.  And boy, I was noticing things, and had to take a break.  So I went up to the grocery store, and bought champagne.  Not one, but 2 bottles. 

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