Sweathog Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 You probably heard this one before.... Dan, a (overly) dedicated Canucks fan would always try to run over Leafs fans while driving. One day, Dan comes across a priest in need of a ride and offers him a lift, which the priest accepted. While driving the priest to his destination, Dan sees a Leafs fan crossing the street and instinctively speeds up to run him over. At the last second, Dan realizes his mistake and swerves to avoid the Leafs fan. Shaken, Dan apologizes to the priest for barely missing him. The priest replies, "Oh don't worry, as you were going by him, I got him with the car door." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canorth Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 10 hours ago, Silky mitts said: Clearly looking at all these other jokes mines are not appropriate whatsoever So i'll just fall back onto a classic joke ... The edmonton oilers Never gets old 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canorth Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 (edited) Nvm Edited September 28, 2019 by Canorth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EoH Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 There once was a man named Harry Pickel. He had a dog named Harry Pickel. Everyone hated the name Harry Pickel. So they hung him by his.... ___________. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post -DLC- Posted September 28, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2019 Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"Brunette: "I don’t know."Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!" 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.I.A.H.N Posted September 28, 2019 Author Share Posted September 28, 2019 I heard this one today If you go Russian into the bathroom and you leave Finnish Q: What are you doing in the bathroom A : Europian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-DLC- Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post smithers joe Posted September 28, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2019 my own joke performed on letters to laugh in. did you hear above the female surgeon that is being hit with malpractice? no. she apparently, still believed that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.I.A.H.N Posted September 28, 2019 Author Share Posted September 28, 2019 (edited) 3 strings walk into a bar one piece of string says Hey bartender, a drink for me and my 2 friends The bartender says, "we don't serve string in this bar!" So the 3 pieces of string leave Moments latter, one piece of string gets an idea and messes up the end of his string, They walk back in the bar, and he asks Hey, bartender, a drink for me and my 2 friends! The bartender, says "Aren't you the 3 pieces of string, I just threw out?" The string answers...…...No! I am a frayed Knot! Edited September 28, 2019 by janisahockeynut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon45ca Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 I just joined snapchat recently, and wow! It did not take long for me to get sent a barrage of dick picks...over 200 in the first weekend! They were all Return to Sender, so....not a lot of variety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithers joe Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 i have a smart blonde neighbour that is very buxom, you can’t pull the wool over eyes. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUPERTKBD Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 1 hour ago, smithers joe said: i have a smart blonde neighbour that is very buxom, you can’t pull the wool over eyes. I have this mental image of 90% of CDC googling the word "buxom".... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithers joe Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 1 hour ago, RUPERTKBD said: I have this mental image of 90% of CDC googling the word "buxom".... what did it say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickenspear Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarcore Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 The Edmonton Oilers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeygod77 Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 what do you call a native guy with a bike....a thief what do y call a cow with no legs ....ground beef where do you hide a native guys pay check...under his workbooks by the way im native 50 per cent and im ok with these silly jokes...natives are the best some .. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeygod77 Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 why did the white guy cross the road...so he get more crack.. why is it so hard for the canucks to win the cup....because they suck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.I.A.H.N Posted September 29, 2019 Author Share Posted September 29, 2019 1 hour ago, hockeygod77 said: what do you call a native guy with a bike....a thief what do y call a cow with no legs ....ground beef where do you hide a native guys pay check...under his workbooks by the way im native 50 per cent and im ok with these silly jokes...natives are the best some .. Yeah, big guy...….the year is 2019 No racist jokes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithers joe Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 1 hour ago, hockeygod77 said: what do you call a native guy with a bike....a thief what do y call a cow with no legs ....ground beef where do you hide a native guys pay check...under his workbooks by the way im native 50 per cent and im ok with these silly jokes...natives are the best some .. i’m part native too, but those jokes offend me. i wish you’ld take more pride in your native background. we’ve had our struggles as a people over the years and still do, but if we don’t respect each other, have we really progressed.? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostsof1915 Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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