J.I.A.H.N Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 (edited) A dog wearing a cowboy hat limped into a bar He asked "Who is the cat that shot my paw?" Edited September 27, 2019 by janisahockeynut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Guess we’ll have to wait till tomorrow for the next joke. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.I.A.H.N Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Monty said: Guess we’ll have to wait till tomorrow for the next joke. Good point! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyWhites44 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mother was in a jam! Kills every time! lol 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon45ca Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Like a lot of kids born in the 80's, I got spanked every now & then when I misbehaved. My mom always used the wooden spoon. Well, she called it a wooden spoon. Everyone else called it a '57 Chevy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapshot85 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 I got a dirty joke..... 2 white horses fell in a mud puddle!!! No but seriously I have a very dirty joke 3 white horses fell in a mud puddle !!! Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapshot85 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Ok but seriously got a good joke. 2 minutes for cross checking!! Now thats a joke !! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsAllOursBoys Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 The Toronto Maple Leafs Laughs..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whaleroad Train Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted (assaulted). If you know where that joke comes from you are old like me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUPERTKBD Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Did you hear about the accountant who was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadcanucks Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 A bear and a rabbit are sitting side by side on a big log taking a poop. The bear looks at the rabbit and asks, "Excuse me Mr. Rabbit. Do you have any problems with sh!t sticking to your fur?" The rabbits responds, "as a matter fact, Mr. Bear, I don't." So the bear grabbed the rabbit and wiped his @$$ with it. As bad as the joke is, that's the best I got. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostsof1915 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 From the master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Did you know diarrhoea’s hereditary? It runs in your jeans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justdean10 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 A Lizard wont make a bomb.... But a Dino Might! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbriggs Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 7 hours ago, janisahockeynut said: A dog wearing a cowboy hat limped into a bar He asked "Who is the cat that shot my paw?" Whats the definition of a lesbian?.................Just another woman trying to do a mans job 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeygod77 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 whats the difference between snowman and snow woman....snowballs... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeygod77 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 what is the difference between a 747 jet airliner and a girl from surrey...not everyone has been in a 747... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HI5 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Keto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysACanuckFan Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch tool, Turner Brown." The small guy faints. The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?" The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch tool, Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silky mitts Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Clearly looking at all these other jokes mines are not appropriate whatsoever So i'll just fall back onto a classic joke ... The edmonton oilers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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