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Here's something frivolous to do in the down time before the next game.

If you could build the prototype of a Super Canuck made up of the qualities of any Canuck, past or present, what would he be like? Here's mine:

The skill set of Pavel Bure

The smarts of Henrik Sedin

The heart of Stan Smyl

The class of Trevor Linden

The toughness of Curt Fraser

The physique of Victor Oreskovich

The wit of Kevin Bieksa

Did I miss anything? What qualities would you add? Can you build a better Super Canuck?

Guy was stacked.

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He's as fast as Bure

Snipes like Bure

Backchecks like Kesler

Is the size of Bert and Neely

Passes like Hank

Fights like Rypien (r.i.p.)

Takes contracts like Burrows.

As for the Burke/Gillis thing.

Keep Gilman for cap management, keep Gillis to sign contracts and hire Burke to help draft and make all of our trades.

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He's as fast as Bure

Snipes like Bure

Backchecks like Kesler

Is the size of Bert and Neely

Passes like Hank

Fights like Rypien (r.i.p.)

Takes contracts like Burrows.

As for the Burke/Gillis thing.

Keep Gilman for cap management, keep Gillis to sign contracts and hire Burke to help draft and make all of our trades.

Sounds good, but can we get Pat Quinn as Senior Advisor to Burkie? Quinn wouldn't have traded for a softie like Kessel.

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Salo best shot was a mile faster then Garrison, but Garrison said he felt like he could have done fast then he shot.. and that it was his first super skills contest.. so I'm thinking his might be faster then Salo's.

Having a fast slap shot is one thing, knowing where it goes is another. Garrison tends to miss the net a lot and it is surely not going to count for anything if it is shot wide.

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Henrik Sedin's vision and hockey iq

Malhotra's faceoff ability

Schroeder's saucer passes

Kassian's flow and crazy eyes

Victor Oreskovich's build and hitting ability

Bieksa's determination/pissed off side/uppercuts

Rypien's fighting ability

Volpatti's left punch

Tom Sestito's height

Lapierre's troll face

Dale Weise's chin length

Victor Oreskovich's chin width

Naslund's wrister

Bure's ability to deke at full speed

Bertuzzi's intimidation and power

David Booth's hair

Luongo's sense of humour

Higgins' work ethic

Tanev's shot blocking

Ballard's speed/hipcheck

Hamhuis' defensive play/hipcheck

Kesler's shutdown ability

Burrows' agitation

Jarkko Ruutu's peskiness

Raffi Torres' celly's

Trevor Linden's leadership

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