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  1. Hooray for boobies!!!

    1. Alflives

      Alflives

      Gotta agree.  Love them.  Yes for sure.  Where would we be, as a species, without them?  If I had them, I do believe I would spend all day in front of a mirror:)

    2. Bur14Kes17

      Bur14Kes17

      Gods gift to man!!

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Spread the word my friends! Spread the word!

  2. Hopefully Demko's sentiments resonate with ownership and management...

     

    https://twitter.com/imacSportsnet/status/1394797677401972737

     

    1. Alflives

      Alflives

      Nothe season is officially over, is Clarke free to sign elsewhere?  Hopefully we get an announcement soon that Clarke (and Green too) is signed up for another few years.  

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      That's a good question!

    3. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Personally, I'd be offering a big chunk of my salary to Clarke under the table to stay if I was Demko. 

  3. Horvat added to Covid protocol...

     

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  4. Horvat for Selke! Pettersson fo Prime Minister!!!

  5. Horvat getting the 'C' will change everything.

  6. Horvat grants "Christmas miracle" for young Canucks fans after Flair Airlines lost their stick

     

    https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/canucks-fans-bo-horvat-stick-flair-airlines-lost-it

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    2. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Will be tragic if we lose him, but let's treasure him while we have him.

    3. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      Go Bo. Being awesome, as usual!

    4. Nucker 67

      Nucker 67

      Christmas miracle is a little much, I'd settle for very generous gesture. A miracle would be if he located the original stick and hand-delivered it to them. Well done Bo. Canucks need to try and hang onto their good character players. 

  7. How do you shut up Vancouver media? ...might want to ask Jacob Markstrom.

    1. chon derry

      chon derry

      this is adjustable to fit a fat head like  pratt or a pin head like botchford.

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Hahaha! Awesome... too bad I can't give multiple types of positive feedback.

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Quote

      How do you shut up Vancouver media Jeff Paterson? ...might want to ask Jacob Markstrom.

       

  8. Hughes in Covid protocol? :mellow::frantic:

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce
    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I thought you need to show symptoms now after the all star break? Or is this just a US travel restriction? 

       

  9. I <3 Modafinil.

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      i might give it a shot

       

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Haha! can't argue with sunlight and sand!

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Unless you take it late in the day, whereby you can't sleep, I haven't experienced any bad effect from it.

  10. I also hope that everyone has a safe and happy weekend! #spreadthelove

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      love is spread. keep safe too.

  11. I am Groot!

    1. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      I am drunk!

    2. DADDYROCK

      DADDYROCK

      Nikita Tryamkin is that you,we miss you.

  12. I feel like Boeser will be re-signed on day 1 of the season. Roussel can be moved to LTIR and the Canucks can then spend over the cap as much as his cap hit.

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    2. goalie13

      goalie13

      I believe they are allowed to go over the cap during the off-season, as long as they are compliant by the time the season starts.  

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      They have to be under the cap (no LTIR) at the end of the day, the day before the season starts. Players can be put on LTIR, on day 1 or later, I believe. 

       

      The Canucks could also assign some players to Utica, who are not waiver eligble, in a "paper transaction" and then put them back on the roster on day 1, after Roussel is moved to LTIR.

    4. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      According to this players can be put on LTIR in the off season as long as there's proof that they will continue to need LTIR for 10 games/24 days after the season starts.

       

      https://www.capfriendly.com/ltir-faq#offseason

       

      So we should, if needed, be able to put Roussel on LTIR and have him stay on LTIR on Day 1 of the season

  13. I feel like we haven't seen the last of Alex Chaisson. It definitely wouldn't be the first time he went the PTO route.

    1. Devron

      Devron

      Only problem I have with Chaisson is when Bruce slots him on PP1. We have a ton of options now. Would rather see a bump from Podkolzin 

    2. Fanuck

      Fanuck

      At the very least, if he doesn't sign elsewhere in the NHL, Johnson should be looking to sign this guy to Abbotsford.  He would provide great veteran leadership. 

  14. I just did a thing...I got a Onewheel Pint. Pray for me, lol! Hopefully I'm not too old to learn to ride something new.

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Oh my gosh! it was ao beautiful!!! its like you can snowboard in circles, anywhere!

  15. I like beer. =)

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      i on 21 noww .  I pukedd but I'm till going

       

  16. I like you Kassian, but... This time you got #%&$ up!!!

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    2. RRypien37

      RRypien37

      ^ LOL did you watch the fight? I am not trying to be bias because I like him but he got his ass handed to him. He got one clean shot in at the beginning then it was all Guddy. Kass was never a great fighter just dominated smaller younger guys in the OHL and looked mean with a good frame. 

    3. ShakyWalton

      ShakyWalton

      That one shot legitimately buckled Kassians knees.....I like Kass too...but that was decision Guddy

    4. Green Building

      Green Building

      I did watch it. What I saw was a complete show of strength in Guddy, but it looked more like Kassian slipped instead of taking the knee-buckle shot, and Guddy may have hit him hard on the side of his helmet as he wrestled him to the ice. 

       

      I like Gudbranson more than Kassian, but this was a wrestling match won by Guddy, not an ass serving.

  17. I may be in the minority, but I like the new forum skin.

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    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Passes initial smell-test..analytics pending.

    3. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Trying to bypass an adblocker is just slimy.

  18. I need sunglasses to view the new forum.

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      The forums so bright.

      I gotta wear shades.....

  19. I really see pulling the goaltender as fatal. Its Hari Kari! Winning or even tying the game seems more likely 5-on-5 or whatever scenario that keeps the goalie in the net. I think just the number of shorthanded goals against versus the (zero) number of goals scored with the goaltender pulled should be somewhat evident.

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Didn't we tie a game with Calgary with the tender pulled? 

      I don't agree with it. I think it should be a 1:00 minute drill, and only for the last minute. 

      But our defensive play is sloppy so it's a very risky gamble. 

  20. I still haven't found a way to say &^@# you politely...

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    2. soosoodeff
    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      Here it is (I learned it from my dad)

       

      Have sex and travel.

    4. Heretic

      Heretic

      Course that's  &^@# off.

  21. I think Calgary needs Loui for their taxi squad to complement the other ex-Canucks.

  22. I thought today was Nov 5th...now I'm sad.

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      It is November 5th.  

    3. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      Misremember

      Misremember

      The 5th of November

       

      Guy Fawkes Day @Drive-By Body Pierce style?

       

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Hooray! Its November 5th.

  23. I wanted both Boston AND Toronto to lose, but I will sleep well knowing I won't have to hear from some insufferable Leafs' fans.

    1. Alflives

      Alflives

      And we don’t have to listen to endless “Leafs, and the Shanaplan are great” talk on every sports station.  

       

  24. I woke when the light, hit me right, in the temple.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      don't sleep under the chandlier... lesson for today. 

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