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  1. Brad Marchand

    1 + 1 = 2

    1. kj29

      kj29

      You just blew my mind @_@

    2. kodos

      kodos

      2+2=5 tho

  2. Brad Marchand

    Sometimes I wonder why I still visit this site.

    1. Gross-Misconduct

      Gross-Misconduct

      So do we

    2. Alex the Great

      Alex the Great

      We've all been there man. I wonder why I come back every day.

  3. Brad Marchand

    Roberto Luongo has given up more shootout goals than any goalie in NHL history: 79.

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    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      His career save percentage is still better than Schneider's somehow.

    3. Drouin

      Drouin

      he improved last season though

    4. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      The Canucks having less crappy shooters would probably help even more.

  4. Brad Marchand

    Who spells "Seguin" with a "q"?

    1. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      LOL you got in the wrong discussion there bud.

    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Even on HFBoards, I've seen people spell it "Sequin".

  5. Brad Marchand

    Reading threads in Canucks Talk kills brain cells.

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    2. canucks#01fan

      canucks#01fan

      Canucks talk is full if geniuses if you compare it to the crap fest thats happening in CMN

    3. Xbox

      Xbox

      lol so true, and proposals as well

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      You are a true forum warrior to step into that madhouse Marchand. I usually carry 2 large sticks for those Giant mountain trolls in there....

  6. Brad Marchand

    We get to read Luongo's tweets for the next 9 years. Hooray.

    1. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      Yay...

    2. Watermelon

      Watermelon

      Wooot!

  7. Brad Marchand

    Down with political correctness.

    1. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      hear hear

    2. Baka

      Baka

      And up with a Durl Dixsun dictatorship!

  8. Brad Marchand

    Sedins and Edler will join Team Sweden at the World Championship. May or may not play against Canada tomorrow.

    1. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      Thanks, TSN

  9. Brad Marchand

    Enough of the Leafs made the playoffs threads. One is enough for Christ's sake.

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    2. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      .. even one is too many ..

    3. peener

      peener

      yeah the leafs rock i know

    4. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      When is the Leafs Made The Playoffs parade?

  10. Brad Marchand

    A Blue Jackets loss today combined with a Canucks win tomorrow against Dallas will clinch a playoff spot.

    1. Armada

      Armada

      I want Columbus to make it though.

    2. Alex the Great

      Alex the Great

      Lolol. I read that as Dallas will clinch.

    3. bohonos76

      bohonos76

      canucks easy

  11. Brad Marchand

    Fun fact: Ryane Clowe has not scored an NHL goal since playing the puck from his own bench:

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    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Where did I say he was a bad player?

      Just pointing something out. Perhaps the hockey gods are angry at him.

    3. JimLahey

      JimLahey

      Fun fact: Will Smith's first name isn't William, it is WIllard.

    4. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      ^^^

      That's hilarious.

  12. Brad Marchand

    @dustinpenner25: After careful consideration I've decided not to visit the White House today for political reasons LOL JK I'm not an idiot!Free trip? I'm in!

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    2. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      I don't really like the Kings, but Penner's hilarious

    3. Alex the Great

      Alex the Great

      He doesn't really like pancakes but he finds eggos delicious :D

    4. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      Definetly not a sub-tweet.

  13. Brad Marchand

    According to CDC, any player in the NHL is available to be traded for at any given moment and can be had for any price they want.

    1. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      Yep and if you want to be realistic and show them some logic from the otherside; Watch out for criticism.

    2. MayRayDown

      MayRayDown

      So Crosby isn't coming for Raymond, Ballard and a first?

    3. Karlsson`s Flo

      Karlsson`s Flo

      Ballard + Raymond + 1st. I hear that will get you anything!

  14. Brad Marchand

    Once upon a time (at the 2007 Memorial Cup to be exact), an NHL scout said they would trade their team's first rounder for Tom Sestito. No joke.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      And that scout is now bagging groceries at the local market.

    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Even Ken Hitchcock liked Sestito back then.

    3. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      Size/toughness is always overrated at the draft. Hockey IQ is underrated. Talent is rated about right.

  15. Brad Marchand

    Screw you guys, I'm going home.

    1. Patrick Kane

      Patrick Kane

      That guy scammed my Patrick Marleau... :(

  16. Brad Marchand

    The mediocrity is mediocre.

    1. Go Faulk Yourself

      Go Faulk Yourself

      Meh..

  17. Brad Marchand

    Whodgson?

  18. Brad Marchand

    If Schultz scores today, King of the ES will build a statue for him.

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    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      It will be 600 feet tall.

    3. EmployeeoftheMonth

      EmployeeoftheMonth

      yeah but it will be made of bodily excretions and popsicle sticks

    4. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      And it will resemble Nail Yakupov more than it resembles Schultz.

  19. Brad Marchand

    1987 was the only year in the history of the World Juniors where Canada and Russia/Soviet Union both failed to medal. Together, they have won 58 of the 108 medals awarded, including 28 of 36 golds.

    1. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      Sadly Canada was guaranteed a medal. Soviets were already out, but what a brawl!

    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Theo Fleury was thinking "Jeez, did we start World War Three or what?".

  20. Brad Marchand

    Why?

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    2. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      Ooohhhh burnneeeeed.

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Ouch.

    4. Beluga Whale

      Beluga Whale

      Why not?

  21. Brad Marchand

    Pro-Cheese. Graters gon' grate.

    1. Dion Phaneuf

      Dion Phaneuf

      3rd one got it right.

  22. Brad Marchand

    It's peanut butter jelly time.

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    2. :D

      :D

      Did you know that peanut butter was invented by a black man?

    3. allkill326

      allkill326

      Don't care. Nope.

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Not oppa enough for you?

  23. Brad Marchand

    You know there's a lockout when Canucks.com makes a poll about polls.

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    2. Gooby

      Gooby

      yo dawg...

    3. biznasty

      biznasty

      I heard you like polls, so we polled how you feel about polls so you can poll while you poll

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Well said, biznasty.

  24. Brad Marchand

    Down with political corectness.

    1. Slaytanic Wehrmacht

      Slaytanic Wehrmacht

      hear hear! down with the establishment too!

    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Just realized I misspelled "correctness". :P

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      I reaffirm my stance: f*** the world, I want to get off.

  25. Brad Marchand

    I suddenly have the urge to create a stupid thread.

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    2. Slaytanic Wehrmacht

      Slaytanic Wehrmacht

      we'll see how many views it gets. lol

    3. allkill326

      allkill326

      DELETE

    4. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      Harness that Brad Marchand energy!

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