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  1. National display of pandering on CBC.

  2. Bananamash is bae

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I... I am?

       

      BaenanaMash

  3. 0 followers? Step up your game CDC

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    2. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      follow if you send nudes?

    3. Chris

      Chris

      @Baer. I unfollowed everybody after I checked the email I use with CDC and found over 3K notifications/emails. Sooo...

       

      Fug dat.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Yes, Wild Sean, that's the whole point! Overly obsessive CDC'er here. Pay attention to wat i'm dooin.

  4. Does Win 10 downgrade you to home version? Can't even run VMs now apparently, wtf. Positive it was professional before the "upgrade".

    1. Twilight Sparkle
    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      nah, it does work now apparently. Microsoft contributor on their website got it wrong it seems.

  5. "Education is indoctrination", coming from the welfare king.

  6. Little Caesar Arena? WTF.

    On that note - lol..

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  7. Hot hamburg sandwiches equals hot pull the &^@# over - I'm starving!

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      Somehow I used up my reps already. I'd give that all 24 if I could cause damn if it isn't one of my favourite quotes from that show.

    3. Green Building
    4. RRypien37

      RRypien37

      Do you boys like to party? No, actually, we'd like to get back on the road...

  8. When people keep calling someone a "professional" but he's really an amateur making scrub pay.

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    2. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Hey it just so happens I am a professional sandwich artist so I'll be treated with respect and admiration, now what bread would you like?

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Herbs and cheese please

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Extra "special sauce" too ;)

  9. That moment when you have to like your own status because it's a pile of incomprehensible garbage and nobody knows what you're talking about.

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      i would have thought that you would rant about hating people who like their own statuses XD

  10. LOL missed exam. Accurate exam schedule is accurate..

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Don't face palm me, Gskank.

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      He's known me for years. It's over two days. I'm sure I can do both parts on the same day..

    4. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      Yea good luck with that :P

       

  11. Damnit. I evaded Win 10 all this time, but it got me this morning. Reptilian Bill Gates - you win again.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Too fancy. I like simplicity.. Win 8 was fine after I got used to it. Store, Money, Xbox Live, etc, etc stuff I don't need. Too much clutter too!

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      God. takes forever to find something trying to navigate through their revamped GUI. STOP &^@#ING WITH THINGS THAT ALREADY WORK FINE FOR MOST OF US BY FORCING US TO UPGRADE FOR SOMETHING WE DONT WANT

  12. That moment when you pretend you're a Trump supporter and people start telling you all sorts of insane $&!# because they think you're on their side.

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Why would you pretend to support Trump? Boredom? Tact? Amusement? Morbid curiousity?

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Amusement. lol. I have a couple hours to kill before bed.. not a gym night where I would otherwise be..

  13. G. Reinhart sucks. Thought he was supposed to be a beast in the NHL? He would be on a beer team, that's about it.

  14. People who put a space before using an ! at the end of a sentence should be publicly flogged.

  15. Anyone watch darts? Evans vs. Whitlock. Holy fark.

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    2. Sean Monahan
    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      So basically half of men in society today

    4. Sean Monahan

      Sean Monahan

      Yeah but these guys can throw darts. 

  16. Only spent 3 hours troubleshooting bizarre VPN issues. Works now 100%. VICTORY! as Johnny Drama would say

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      It's rewarding when its all up and running. I've done it many times between ISR which is easy. But I hadn't done it site to site between an ASA & ISR. ASA was giving so many issues. First the ASA wasn't encrypting anything then it produced %CRYPTO-6-IKMP_MODE_FAILURE: Processing of Informational mode failed with peer, which I had never even seen before. Doesn't help when command syntax is different either..

      All good now though :)

    3. Green Building

      Green Building

      I now admit I did a fairly different VPN thing, and I perhaps know as much as a kindergartner does about ASA and ISR routers.

    4. Salmonberries

      Salmonberries

      Isn't VPN the network that runs the Jeffersons and What's Happening all the time?

       

      Love that station!

  17. You know your team is in a sad state of affairs when you tune in to watch them get shutout again, not win.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      are you saying, the team or the fan?

    2. Tortorella's Rant
  18. When you're eating jalapeno bread and accidentally wipe your eyes.

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      are you crying, jack?

    3. chon derry

      chon derry

      speaking of washing hands i really hope the person that kneaded the dough washed their hands. :o

    4. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Damned fool..shoulda' donned goggles!

  19. Who's good with C? I'll pay you to do my assignment! 2 questions.  

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    2. -DLC-
    3. Odd.

      Odd.

      time for plan b

    4. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      I'm good with D. Just gimme a time and place bb, I'll make sure you'll finish on time with a perfect score...

  20. Jamie Foxx traded for future considerations.

  21. lol. university cover letter examples using Snooki and Snoop dog's real names as the applicant.

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      I think he might throw you if you didn't

    3. Sean Monahan

      Sean Monahan

      "IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DIDN'T GET PAID!"

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Vince as your boss. "Sorry I'm a few minutes la.." "YOU"RE FIRED YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

       

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  22. McJesus may be good but he's got nothing on dank memes.

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Dank Memes is a heckuva hockey player

  23. Remember this?

     

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    2. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      Pepperidge farm remembers

    3. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      @-Vintage Canuck- It's funny, I was watching the Islander's broadcast for the game the other day and the announcers were absolute incensed when Hamhuis held the puck behind our net for the last 35-40 seconds. Called for a delay of game penalty, I didn't even know that was a thing.

    4. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      That was five years ago?

  24. *tumbleweed. TSN should cancel this day next year. Worse and worse each season. 

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    2. RonMexico

      RonMexico

      It's a function of the salary cap and of Gary Bettman socialist point system to create false parity.

    3. RonMexico

      RonMexico

      It's a function of the salary cap and of Gary Bettman socialist point system to create false parity.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      the board had a seizure and everyone pounded the enter key lol

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