Tortorella's Rant

microsoft does email?

Horseradish mayo too, Thrusty

I did tell them! But I didn't watch that closely. Kinda assumed two women could manage a single sandwich 

update: went back and got it fixed up. I was nice, they were nice, we all had a good laugh. And it was delicious  

That's the problem with over agers... they can show such tantalizing qualities but then you remember that he was playing with and against kids up to 4 years younger then he was and it puts things into perspective.

Really was hoping he'd pan out but I doubt he gets re-signed after this ELC. Best case for him would be to sign elsewhere or Europe to try and salvage his hockey career. Shame. I thought the injury/mono were the only things hurting him but there aren't many excuses for what's going on with him this season.

Of the 2013 draft class, it's looking like only Bo Horvat and Jordan Subban will be NHLers with Horvat being the only impact NHLer of the bunch. With Shinkaruk staying one dimensional in Calgary, Mike Williamson quitting hockey because of injury, Miles Liberati not being signed and struggling to stay in the ECHL, and Anton Cederholm already back in Europe (and likely never coming back)... it goes to show how bad Gillis was at drafting (especially with how well Benning's 2014 draft class is doing) and how lucky the Canucks got with Hutton, Gaunce, Corrado (RIP in Leafs Purgatory), and likely Labate (likely sticks with the big club next year as a 4th liner/13th forward -- especially if another Skille or Megna doesn't pop up) and Tommernes (with another team once he signs back in NA after his standout SHL season).

It's too bad, I was hoping Cassels would turn into something... at least we have Adam Gaudette, William Lockwood, Brett Mackenzie, and Jakub Stukel to look forward to now. In particular, I'm really excited for Gaudette. Kid has bonafide NHLer with 2nd line upside written all over him.

Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday. The English lad at work taught me that one. I need to do more of the former from now on on Friday. 

IKR ? dam holiday music everywhere : (

I too share this opinion.

Alf doesn't like any of the death threads.

why don't we just create an official obituary thread?

Merry Christmas to you!

R.I.P Kony 2017

Canucks

Probably Pokemon Go considering how fast it blew up. 

Sounds like distribution of Orwellian Victory gin is increasingly required?

@Sean Monahan Actually, I do. Here's a picture of me from last week before a competition, which I of course won: 

@Tortorella's Rant

Abs are uneven and the medial delts are pitiful. Would not bang.

I lost my fitbit at the Waterfront Station on Monday.

I'm mowin the air, Rand, I'm mowin the air! Or in the context of BC right now, I'm mowin the Snow, Rand, I'm mowin the snow!

I'm busy right now bud I'll be over in a minute...listen..can I borrow your cowboy boots bud?

Y'know what Freud claims about unmet expectations in our dreams, don't U?...

No, not particularly. Please enlighten me...

Chip, The classic 'Interpretation Of Our Dreams' was published in 1899!(Sigmund was a smartypants) Will send a copy for the holidays

:^)

I use 7zip. 

Remember that vividly..had yer game-face on, givin' a hunderd & TEN%

Must be alzheimer's cuz I dont. 

Unclassy bro 

duuuuuuude not cool

You're a &^@#ing meathead.

lol

I don't know about hail... but I would certainly go for a beer with him.

Hailing sounds like a lot of commitment though... I don't know if I'm ready for that. 

You mean you didn't pay $300 to the fine young man in India to fix it?

The Torts Effect. Glad to hear.

@Heretic That fine young man, revenue agency officer John Palmer (with an Indian accent) tried to scam me instead! http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/10/india-arrests-dozens-call-centre-scandal-161006045243771.html

No pain no gainzz braaah

Sounds like a famous Willie...

Rather have Marek Malik

Chon that is the best pic of Phanuef  i have ever seen xD

Why do we want a slug on the back end? 

Yeah I don't appreciate the 3 hour curve ball but just like the Canucks Rangers game, that's the way she goes.

I hate that. Some times I can't fall asleep after work so I'm up until 3 or 4 in the morning, then my body is like "okay it's 8:30, GET UP!!!" 

My favouite though is hearing my alarm go off after waking up 3 hours early THEN feeling relaxed enough to fall asleep. What a jip.

Blame the victim! Why was he just minding his own business? That's asking for a hit-and-run.

Yep. Some 'insurance company' we have here eh.

What? He was away from his truck when someone plowed into it.

I had a brain, I have a sharp pen... uunhhnhh... bra@yyi!ynn wi!tThhhHh a pehhnnh.

^
(How I envisioned the first singing of the song was like)

Probably joined the PEN 15 club too.

I did as a kid. Apparently it's permanent membership.

Oh damn, awesome. I can't wait to have kids together. 

i was at her trailer once , she's a real trooper that one.....

Torts, what were you thinking, partying in Surrey?  . Did she tell you about her pit bull,  and show you her tatties?