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  1. If you watch me whip, I'll watch you naynay.

  2. physio appears to be working. amazing. went from a relatively light weight squat that was killing my back to being able to do it again no problem.

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    2. SaintPatrick33

      SaintPatrick33

      Hot blonds who work at physio places tend to have that effect ;)

    3. Odd.

      Odd.

      Better get er ready for tomorrow xD

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Walk your dogs more. ;)

  3. AMC - Something More - but they cut out violence and profanity from movies being played @ 1 am.

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      you know wut really grinds my gears? AMC. where do you get off censoring gore in your horror movies near and on halloween, but the walking dead's gore is celebrated, but michael myers stabbin some bitch ain't? WHERE DO YOU GET OFF

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Or they show action movies with guns and death but they edit the swearing. Horrible station.

    4. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Scarface will always have my favourite edit. "Where'd you get that scar? Eating pineapple?"

  4. The first time I had hoped not to win on a scratch and win.. expired two days ago .___.

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    2. TheRussianRocket.

      TheRussianRocket.

      Woah, take it ez now!

    3. Odd.

      Odd.

      great timing

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      $5 now. Maybe i'll rent CDC a few suites at the home opener or smethin.

  5. Man, I can't connect to this board very well today. Are the repitilians trying to stop me from informing you guys about them? I CANT BE SILENCED.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      have another drink...and a slice of watermelon...it will do you, a whole bunch of the good..

    2. Chris

      Chris

      I'm having ALOT of issues myself Torts.

    3. PhillipBlunt

      PhillipBlunt

      I believe you TR. I saw a pack of those very same reptilians crossing the south arm of the Fraser nary an hour ago.

  6. Steel fuels can't melt jet beams. Bush was responsible for 9/11. Thanks, Obama.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Cheney is a victim of 9/11. Obummer framed him

    3. Edlerberry

      Edlerberry

      moon based energy weapons cold war third reich torsion physics reptilian illuminati.

      light saber.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Brother Edlerberry, now that's being crazy.

  7. How the hell do you keep what you comment on from popping up on other people's Facebook feed?

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    2. ShakyWalton

      ShakyWalton

      more options...then custom..I think you can figure it out from there,,you may have to add who you dont want to see

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Nevermind. Doesn't seem like you can if the page is public (CNN, for ex). Other people have asked and got that answer also..

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I think that's just regarding what you post on your own wall and who can see it. I've had mine set to Only Me for months now.

  8. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I did this for comments..

  9. Wanna hear my Darth Vader impersonation? ..... you sound like Sean Connery masturbating.

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      That's the face you made when we rode motorcycles!

  10. Anyone watch darts? Almost witnessed 18 perfect darts. Kinda like two straight hole in 1s

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    2. Horvat
    3. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      From time to time I do. I also like to play darts as well.

    4. Canuckas

      Canuckas

      Taylor? Anderson? Van Gerwen? Barney?

  11. What the fark is the difference between the pan am games and the olympics? Looks the same to me thus far

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Huge opening.. 41 nations.. thousands of athletes.. in the summer.

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Ah ok. I guess that's given in the name.. although I didn't know what "Pan Am" meant.

  12. Everyone add me as cdc friend pls.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      np. i add u as bae.

    3. Odd.

      Odd.

      kk

      i sent pls accept xoxox

    4. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      crap, CANCEL CANCEL

  13. Lmao Kessel is a dick. He cancelled his hockey camp for the kids.

    1. Baer.

      Baer.

      How can he focus on that when he now has to move cities? It sucks but being traded is a lot to deal with. Imagine if one day your boss told you that you were moving cities and had no choice in the matter?

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      That takes two months? I don't think Kessel is going to look through the newspaper listings for apartment rentals in Pittsburgh. Seems like he's got a few days for the kids.

    3. Baer.

      Baer.

      Maybe so. He could have just been looking for an excuse not to. I can't say I know what goes in player's lives.

  14. lmao Erixon. Flames, Rangers, Jackets, Hawks, Leafs, Pens. And he's only 24. Plenty of time to visit every team in the league.

    1. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      lawl he's like a hockey gypsy..

  15. Did someone troll Boesers profile? Fav show Gossip Girl and band is One Direction???

  16. Dat Paris Hilton prank. Hilarious yet so mean.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Off topic status. C-c-c-ombo breaker.

  17. Breaking: Benning trades Linden.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      For Ov with retained salary and an 8th rounder in 2047

    3. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      For Bertuzzi, McCabe and Ruutu?

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      .. and half empty box of baking soda.

  18. Whoever approved of this new Adobe Reader interface needs to be taken out back and whooped.

  19. lmao Bettman fail. If anyone hasn't seen. https://www.facebook.com/TheRealNHLTALK1/videos/700271386769285/

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      More a snub really, but yeah

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      wow that was pretty obvious lmao :D eat it gary !

  20. lol @ sportsnet panel discussing Canadian team draft choices. Not a single comment on the Canucks..

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    2. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      I'd consider that a complement,it is SN afterall

    3. Blueberries

      Blueberries

      TSN was doing a week long segment of who the Leafs should draft at 4. I'm not even joking Button would come for like 6mins each day talking about a guy the Leafs should take. SN and TSN aren't even now trying to his their love for Leafs.

    4. Salmonberries

      Salmonberries

      Well, TSN did mention that the Canucks had a bad day.

  21. Did the Mortal Kombat movie of '95 steal their idea from Enter the Dragon? Very similar..

    1. HerrDrFunk
    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I didn't know Bruce died a few weeks or months after that movie. danggg

  22. Glad that craps over.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Anyone else have very little interest? I stopped watching pretty much after the Flames got knocked out.. don't care anymore.

    2. Trebreh

      Trebreh

      same here, the last time i saw a game from start to finish was when the Ducks eliminated the Lames. lol This series is preety boring, not a lot of drama storyline. I cant wait for the draft though.

  23. Well, it's pretty much impossible to talk smack about the Hawks. Gonna have to deal with their trolls until I die.

  24. Biggest game of the Lightning's season and they're choking.

    1. TheRussianRocket.

      TheRussianRocket.

      Stamkos hasn't got it done. He's been effective but hasn't score near enough.

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I suspect we'll hear an injury report with his name in it. Looking at his stat sheet this series.. absolutely disappointing from a Bolts fan perspective

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