Tortorella's Rant

Nm. Russians looking too jacked today.

Friggin Bahhhstin

Sbisa just dropped a pizza

If bad grammar was a reason to be banned, this place would be a ghost town.

sometimes my grammer isn't very good

TS, your just special. It's okay.

Keep it away from the male turnips

Steve, we're gonna go with tampons.

Sorry the answer we were looking for was used tampons... Used tampons.

... Used .. tampons?

Haha I got that CRA call a few months back. Little hint to these people to run their scam better. Don't be calling from a California area code. CRA most likely will not have a guy who barely speaks English calling you from Cali. Was good for a chuckle though.

Mine was somewhere in the lower mainland but then immediately after that got a call from D.C.

Been getting a ton from the states recently.  They hit my # 3 or 4 times in a row from the same US #.  Really looking forward to them calling when I can actually answer and screw with them.

Because when you feel ugly, you will want to buy more things to make yourself feel better 

Hah, I know. Im just playing. I might play it myself if I had the phone for it

i caught a bellsprout in my living room LOL

@Toews remember Crocs, those ugly plastic water sandals which came in bright colors and had holes in them?  I'm surprised those didn't make the list.

Workopolis,Vancouver Job shop, Work BC job fairs?

If you wanna pay me to plug in some cables and stuff, Shift, I'm your guy!

I got some companies from the school website looking for students. Local ones too. I'll see how that goes before complaining some more

I'm already done school. BCIT was way too far for me to go to every day and all day long including homework after. I couldn't switch half way through, or whatever, either. I don't think the credits are transferable meaning i'd have to start all over again.

The Pauser and Flinch had a hilarious forum beef here years ago. I think Pauser challenged him to 1 v 1 road hockey at some point.

yeah i don't remember him. Flinch sticks out after all these years because he was the prick with the House avatar. Hard to forget that guy

He basically was Dr. House in my head.

I need like a three day power nap

How about a permanent nap, punk. *cocks revolver
 

You scares me TR

Congrats and good luck!

That's why you have a trade as a backup. 

Hah I'm kidding. It's one of the most prosperous industries in the world. I shouldn't have an issue finding a good jerb.

 OH FFS! Poor dude, sounds like a freak accident. 

Triple O tuesday!

that reminded me of the english fellow on my ship in the navy..of course we called him kipper..when we hit choppy seas and the newest sailors were draped over the stern heaving their guts up...he would wait till they started feeling better and thinking about putting some food in them...then he would sit down beside them, open up a can of sardines and slide those greasy buggers down his throat...poor lads would be hurrying back to the stern of the ship...

@smithers joe  Hahaha that's awesome! Always love your stories. 

Dafuq!? What kind of pussy $&!# is that?

I swear I saw that. A video of the combine the other day with them benching using the smith.

I'll sell you his contact info

The original should have won an Oscar

Doesn't matter. Shows canceled. Thank god. 

"bro, this is cool and all, but unless it's going to pay my bills I don't really give a $&!# at this point."

I dunno. Point being nontraditional markets playing for the ultimate prize. Not that I rly care. Just wanted the Hawks to get knocked out

I gotcha.

I wouldn't have minded the Hawks winning again, Keith is the only Hawk player I really dislike. LA though, for some reason I don't like them at all.

San Jose looks unbeatable. I don't see them getting through the Pens. Bolts either for that matter.

My "money" is on SJ at this point. I've doubted them the entire time. Same with the Bolts so maybe the Pens can finish them lol.. otherwise I dunno who to pick.

The moral of the story. Linux!

Reminds me of when I was in college, I used assembly language and flipped dir and del commands in MSDOS, loaded it on one of the other students disk.

Haha evil