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  1. Tortorella's Rant

    Bill! Bill! Bill! Go Bill Nye! ._.

  2. Tortorella's Rant

    lol xenophobes all over the Coke Facebook page right now. This is why I am much more fond of animals..

    1. Baka

      Baka

      Damn right! It's not like animals ever roam around in packs and slaughter their own kind over territory... :D

    2. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      ^yeah. I understand that humans suck, but we're kind of better than pretty much any other species.

    3. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      I should revise that. We are more socially responsible than most other species.

  3. Tortorella's Rant

    Wow. Skullcandy headphones suck. Either I got a shoddy pair or they are poorly made..

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    2. g_bassi13

      g_bassi13

      Skullcandy products come with a lifetime warranty, so you can replace them if need be.

      http://ca.skullcandy.com/shop/rma

    3. Blackberries

      Blackberries

      they look nice but they are cheaply made.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      thx for the warranty link

      When plugging in the cord to the first connector dealy with the bass options, it only works in a certain spot. Very finicky. The left headphone sometimes craps out and I have to pull out the cord then reinsert. Stupid crap like this. You pay $60, you shouldn't have to deal with this

  4. Tortorella's Rant

    National flags made from each country's traditional foods: http://www.thisismarvelous.com/i/52-National-Flags-Made-From-Each-Countrys-Traditional-Foods

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      lol

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      muurrica !

    4. Kumquats

      Kumquats

      Indeed Florence. Shows how healthy they are.

  5. Tortorella's Rant

    22find. If you had it, how'd you get rid of it?

  6. Tortorella's Rant

    dude wat.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      http://www.titaniumteddybear.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/carl-sagan-dude-what.jpg
  7. Tortorella's Rant

    #freebieber #cutforbieber #iluvbieber

    1. Strawberries

      Strawberries

      #iluvbieber

  8. Tortorella's Rant

    totally gonna impress this girl in my class tonight with my spooderman thermos. B's loves spooderman.

    1. Spoderman

      Spoderman

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      if all else fails, be like, aye bby, i'm gon' squirtle on dem jiglypufs.

  9. Tortorella's Rant

    NHL'ers, please stop saying "for sure"

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    2. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      Ya definitely.

    3. TACIC

      TACIC

      Well uh it was a good game and we just came up on the wrong side of the scoreboard.

      So what you think of your teammates injury?

      Well uh its an unfortunate situation but our team is good enough to cover

      PLEASE JUST ANSWER THE DARN QUESTIONS

    4. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      "sorry"

      or

      "that what we are talking about"

      is another one

  10. Tortorella's Rant

    Man, simulators are whack sometimes. Flames in third after 19 games? gtfo.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      third from the bottom of the basement maybe..

    2. Apple Juice

      Apple Juice

      NHL 14 always has Calgary fighting for top spot in the West in my GM modes with their roster all the time and I have no idea how and why

    3. Go Faulk Yourself

      Go Faulk Yourself

      ^And LA is always second to, or last place along with SJS.

  11. Tortorella's Rant

    Even though the Canucks are playing like piss, I'm glad they are still playing. Because once June rolls around, it's really going to suck..

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      To be fair we have had some brutal luck, but we have been sucking donkey b.lls big time :(

  12. Tortorella's Rant

    I'd love to see us become sellers. I think it's better to accept the inevitable now than sometime next season or the season after that. Don't mimic the Flames here..

    1. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      I wouldn't mind that at this stage. Keep the Sedins as mentors for the kids though.

  13. Tortorella's Rant

    At least getting our ass kicked makes an interesting 1040 show.

    1. Tom Sestito

      Tom Sestito

      They just suggested that we might be seeing the end of an era...

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      We needed this, to much complacency and not enough accountability.

  14. Tortorella's Rant

    Bread goes in. Toast comes out. Can't explain that.

    1. canuck2xtreme

      canuck2xtreme

      It's a process...

    2. rampage

      rampage

      who put the bread there... how did the bread get there??????

  15. Tortorella's Rant

    Ladies, if you're going to take selfies, clean up your room. Nobody likes a slob.

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      And flush the toilet, wash the mirror, ect.

    3. Psylocke

      Psylocke

      I like the ones where they're like,"My bf caught me sleeping", but you see in the mirror that they actually took the pic themselves. Sad and hilarious at the same time.

    4. LuckyLuciano

      LuckyLuciano

      i don't mind slob on my knob

  16. Tortorella's Rant

    Trying to get a cup of water from the cooler, but there isn't enough water in the cooler forcing me to use a new water jug. #firstworldproblems #lifeishard #whyme

  17. Tortorella's Rant

    lol Sestito with one second of ice time tonight and he someone he doesn't like he got to punch in the head repeatedly. Not a bad deal for about $9100 tonight.

    1. JE14

      JE14

      sigh

      nolan's acting like a tough guy now......

  18. Tortorella's Rant

    You know what grinds my gears? English being someone's native language and they type as if they just learned it.

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    2. Pears

      Pears

      lik wen peple tlk lik dis? Yea it drives me nuts too

    3. Baka

      Baka

      1st World Problems.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

  19. Tortorella's Rant

    lulz, Crosby has more points than the Sabres top three offensive threats combined.

  20. Tortorella's Rant

    lol South Park tourretts episode. It's even better if you've seen Dateline with Chris Hansen for real :D

    1. Citizen Erased

      Citizen Erased

      have a seat

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      lol

    3. Citizen Erased

      Citizen Erased

      i hear it's like having a golden ticket...

  21. Tortorella's Rant

    Avalanche Sharks. A prehistoric shark munching on bikini clad coeds. A Hollywood masterpiece. Quite possibly the best film there ever was and ever will be.

    1. AppleJack

      AppleJack

      Where can I find this. Seriously...i love these kind of cheesy movies

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I dunno. It was on tv this morning, lol

  22. Tortorella's Rant

    How long before Schneider demands out of NJ? Will he wait until Marty retires?

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      There's a lot of hockey to be played between now and the end of next season.

    3. Kryten

      Kryten

      Just head to the Devil's GDT on HFboards. There is no other GDT's more entertaining.

    4. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      regarding Cory?

  23. Tortorella's Rant

    lol Dalpe with a 78 point career high in EHM

    1. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      lol awesome

      he could be a solid 2/3rd liner grinder player in the future

      like a hansen

  24. Tortorella's Rant

    lol canada done. GG

  25. Tortorella's Rant

    Are the Winter Classics actually enjoyable? You sit so far from the ice surface.. how can you see what is going on?

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    2. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Plenty but never when it's snowing or freezing out..

    3. Henrik Kesler

      Henrik Kesler

      You don't go to a Winter Classic for the hockey, kinda like how you don't go to Kesha show for the music.

    4. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      The atmosphere and experience like any other event.

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