Tortorella's Rant

if in that 4 years, you don't get laid from these parties, you're better off staying at home, d'ya know wot i mean?

fap?^

time to change up the mind altering substance of choice

true it just fake crap, that will turn to fat/disapear ^

It's obviously cheating and therefore not actually real. Why it's considered legit and worthy of a record I'll never understand.

@Cucumber that isn't very holy language, young man

$50, not bad lol

I don't know what it's called but it's Guinness with kahula and a couple other things. If it sucks then I can just do white russians, or paralyzers or cranberry and vodka on ice. So it's all good

Baileys is good too. I mix it with my coffee throughout the day ^.^

I don't usually drink so I am happy I found something I like lol. I don't drink coffee but bailey's is super tasty in hot coco

There. fixed i think. Stupid firefox extension out of nowhere..

Adware.

are u scrooge? lol jk. dude just be jolly and enjoy this fantasic time of the year and soon is New year

nucks go underfeated for for the first 6 months

It was around 10 degrees celsius arounrd 5pm in Calgary then hell froze over in literally 2 hours ! it is -25 with the wind chill right now

lol calgary

Most of his offense comes from him always knowing where to be, the guy thinks the game great offensively and defensively

Skill player in Jr, yes. Skill player in the NHL, probably not.

He's still got me excited though, gonna be a great two-way guy.

Meh, waste of a pick in my opinion but has a small chance to prove me wrong.

I watched it for a couple hours.

^ That's pretty sad man. Why not go on Chatroulette or Omegle at the same time? Would be even more hilarious and way more fun.

Sadly the Yule Log is more entertaining than most TV programs!

You can still buy her alcohol and drugs!

true! Wait. Are liquor stores still open? Cuz the sketchy dude on the corner has some christmas deals too. Two rocks for the price of one. 50% off the booze he made in his tub..

not bad.

cats*

Suddenly I want to hear Kitty from the Presidents of the United States of America.

Suddenly I want to hear Kitty from the Presidents of the United States of America.

I mean, lets just assume that their planets were like Earth, same conditions, etc and the other humans were no more developed than we are.

I know that is ignoring reality but it's just a what-if scenario after all!

It's like the Olympics, or the world championships, except it's on a universal level!

We would just resurrect great old players careers through DNA modifications? If so then with Gretzky centering Howe and Bure we would Dominate not just our galaxy but possibly others close by ....?

I smell a movie script! Space Slap Shot!

With your name I would imagine you are more of a Festivus man

ya. i've heard about it.. still haven't got it. LOL

It works, nice.

^wow, adblock is your best friend. you should have gotten it a long time ago lol

.. maybe by tonight .. not much of a defensive system in place for the Jets .. free wheel and flounder it seems .. Big Buff is a living example ..

^ The AV's are pretty good...

a team with a total PDO of 103 will look pretty good because they've been getting lots of puck luck...at both ends of the ice

their bottom 6 and defence ain't the best. Also the goalies won't have .94 SV % for the rest of the season

Basketball and baseball players would have retired after that. Hockey players suit up for the next game..

why do you have to turn this into a matter of race?

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Lol your avatar and that status update.

Isn't it obvious?

last night i got on my bed and touched my ps3 cord, loudest static sound ever and my tv went black for a second haha

^you should get your sperm count checked after that.

Then you have those goofs who spent over 100k on apocalyptic shelters... nice investment, doofus.

people are so stupid that they'll buy in to the mayan calendar BS but not into something that is slowly messing our stuff up like global warming... Another sad truth is that more people would rather vote for an american idol contestant than their president/prime minister...

LOL who is saying that craziness?

Contagion scared the hell out of me

Did I miss a thread?

check manage your add ons in browser...disable anything you don't use.

A month ago I was watching a live stream of an F1 race and the laptop became possessed, the next day with multiple trojans !! What a slut !!!!!

Look for suspicious entries.

Post me a screenshot and maybe I'll have a look at it? Alternatively, you can just look up each entry thru Google and people may tell you more about it.

because otherwise you'd have to pay to watch the videos

Yes one one two! Because websites like youtube cost money to run and products pay them to run those adds which allows them to stay up for free at the cost of time over actual money for us! Eureka!

do i get a gold star now

And now she goes to lay on my nux jersey which was hanging over the sofa..