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Sinkhole Growing Around White House


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This sinkhole doesn't actually exist.  Most Americans will tell you that the world was created by God 4000 years ago.  The bible says so.  Because of that, dinosaurs didn't exist and the ice age is a myth.  Sinkholes cannot be caused by the ice age so that means that the hole must immediately disappear in a puff of logic.  Fakenews!

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9 minutes ago, 6string said:

Rumors have it that the sink hole is so deep it's actually settling into the Knesset in West Jersusalem.

Now that is deep.

 

I was hoping it's Eddie Maiden rising to rip that $&!#hole to pieces.

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3 hours ago, smithers joe said:

trump will probably have a sign put up that reads, no sinkholes allowed around the whitehouse. worked for guns in schools, didn't it?

Or he could just get some tough hombres with big guns (the biggest, most spectacular guns) to shoot at the sinkhole, you know scare it into submission.

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