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  1. GLASSJAW

    radiohead about to go live at coachella stream for those interested: 

     

  2. GLASSJAW

    Once in a lifetime solstice "strawberry moon" danglin above us right now. Take a look, romantic heathens. 

  3. GLASSJAW

    new radiohead and new game of thrones on the same day WATTBA

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      The fact you're quoting Prozzak doesn't provide a good response. 

    3. Flume

      Flume

      Ayyyyyyy

    4. SaintPatrick33

      SaintPatrick33

      Fake Plastic Trees, top 5 songs ever made. 

  4. GLASSJAW

    EDM: http://i.imgur.com/53tcgNb.gifv

    1. Lockout Casualty

      Lockout Casualty

      Hah!

  5. GLASSJAW

    Tanev for phaneuf book it

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    2. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      Anti-PB Status..

    3. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      I'd do Tanev + a 3rd for Dion 35% retained. Tanev is the most one dimensional player on the team.

    4. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      Definitely gives us a better chance against the Kings.

  6. GLASSJAW

    i dunt git tired

    1. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      How many years do you plan on posting on this site?

    2. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      just cuz a king leaves court doesn't mean the jester can wear the crown, ya feel me?

  7. GLASSJAW

    extremists can take lives, but they cannot take #christmas

    1. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      or Hanukah..

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      #waronchristmas

    3. viking mama

      viking mama

      #evilbeingobvious

  8. GLASSJAW

    who remembers The Goddess Bunny?

    1. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      My eyes!!! What has been seen cannot be unseen...

    2. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      I was just about to go to bed! Why did you do this to me?!

  9. GLASSJAW

    hold mics like ponytails: tight and bob a lot

  10. GLASSJAW

    dothraki citation format: http://goo.gl/7tlJu5

    1. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      All citation forms need to burn in hell. Authors/publishers should be grateful for the credit minus the plagiarism factor.

    2. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      I, FOR ONE, THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

  11. GLASSJAW

    join CDC's fantasy premier league, if you like soccer/football.

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    2. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      if moz doesn't win, she's promised to show us scandalous photos

    3. moz

      moz

      Yeah right.

    4. Dal Colle

      Dal Colle

      Ill join

  12. GLASSJAW

    I just ordered a $530 shipment of RK17 gear, too.

    1. Rick Grimes

      Rick Grimes

      xD

    2. the Log Lady

      the Log Lady

      My log senses a profound sadness screaming to get out behind the barbs that line your tongue.

  13. GLASSJAW

    To think, our lord was crucified on this day two thousand years ago.

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    2. Hodgson!!

      Hodgson!!

      Hail satan

    3. Baka

      Baka

      Hail Satin!

      http://tonij.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hail-satin.jpg

    4. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      rip

  14. GLASSJAW

    what happened to :D?

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    2. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      what a snake

    3. :D

      :D

      Grantaire:

      Bravo, little Gavroche, you're the top of the class!

      Prouvaire:

      So what are we going to do with this snake in the grass?

    4. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Where's Magikal been also?

  15. GLASSJAW
  16. GLASSJAW

    did i miss that event where they slide down the hill yet?

    1. stonecoldstevebernier

      stonecoldstevebernier

      are you talking about the Olympics or our playoff hopes?

  17. GLASSJAW

    meat is murder

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    2. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      "Everything we do is kill."

      --Watermelon

    3. TheRussianRocket.

      TheRussianRocket.

      Anti-Bettman, fruits/vegetables actually don't feel the pain unlike animals, but I get you..

    4. Batmania

      Batmania

      Tell that to my herbs that droop every time I yell at them and call them stupid.

  18. GLASSJAW

    still can't believe he's gone RIP #paulwalker

    1. Citizen Erased

      Citizen Erased

      i'm furious he wasn't gone faster

  19. GLASSJAW

    tanev scored, time for that weird woman to make a status update about it

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    2. :D

      :D

      Pb status

    3. Tanev

      Tanev

      pics plz

    4. :D

      :D

      Too funny

  20. GLASSJAW

    It's a shame atheists aren't able to appreciate this beautiful music

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    2. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      uhhh what? So all of a sudden we have to believe in fairies burning bushes incest and racism to enjoy good music? Priase jebus....

    3. kodos

      kodos

      ^ yes

    4. Keslerific

      Keslerific

      lovely!

  21. GLASSJAW

    CDC word of the week? "Classy"

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      Glassjaw? More like NoClassjaw am I right?

    3. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      uncalled for classless post in a classy status update from a classy poster, One one two. #CLASSJAW

    4. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      I hear it's up there with the term "gutless puke"

  22. GLASSJAW
    1. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

    2. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      lol ahahah

  23. GLASSJAW

    VancouverCanucksRock wins the award for worst poster of the month, December 2013

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    2. Dr.Strangelove

      Dr.Strangelove

      I wholeheartedly agree

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      Even though that thread was awful I still want to give the award to mangoes.

    4. MANGO

      MANGO

      we can call it the Mangoes award for threadlessness

  24. GLASSJAW

    another three day suspension come and gone. feeling refreshed, guys. ready to do some quality posting.

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    2. Gross-Misconduct

      Gross-Misconduct

      3 days? My last one was like a month or something

    3. :D

      :D

      What did you do?

    4. Baka

      Baka

      Fapped.

  25. GLASSJAW

    I have a headache, guys. What do I do?

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    2. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      now we're talkin

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Stop banging it against the wall!

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      yes we all know what that means...

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