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  1. This Community is Not Available

    Please contact the community owner for assistance.

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    2. SaintPatrick33

      SaintPatrick33

      Maybe you guys got banned from the "community" :P 

    3. -Vintage Canuck-
    4. ShakyWalton

      ShakyWalton

      I have been getting that alot today

       

      I thought I was banned ..lol

  2. :( no comment for yesterday
  3. Well I don't know if all that's true 

    'Cause you got me, and baby I got you 

    1. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      Then put your little hand in mine
      There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

      I got you, babe.......

  4.  I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      ah, and i thought you were the salt of the earth...

    2. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      I have a request....

  5. Why, you stuck up... half-witted... scruffy-looking... Nerf-herder! 

     

    This really sucks :( 

     

     

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      M-16 fires,

      "I remained celebate, for you......"

       

      Jake Blues, slightly crazed, vengeful wife to be.

       

       

    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      Totally sucks. I was madly in love with Carrie from age 4-14, then Heidi Klum... then my wife - the Canadian princess Leia.

  6. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

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    2. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      I'm surprised that you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. :P

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, your highness   :P 

    4. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

       Into the garbage, fly-boy! ;)

  7. A body at rest will remain at rest.......

     

     

    ........but finds enough energy to hit snooze....again......and again.....

  8. All my status updates since upgrade have disappeared.

    Did this happen to anyone else?

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      and now they are back  lol

       

    2. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      I'm thinking there was another update. Notifications for who repped us seem to have gone back to anonymous, too.

    3. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      Hmmm, they show up in 'activity' log now and are not anonymous. I hate this screwing around....where's the status update tab now on our profiles?

  9. Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      They only played that movie about 400 times between yesterday and today.

    2. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle..... B)

  10. Enjoying Kovalchuk fights right now  lol

  11. Going to Flames and Wild tonight

    Love getting company tickets  ::D 

  12. Had breakfast next to some of the Dallas Stars this morning.
    Didn't recognize Roussell so my knuckles are undamaged.  lol

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    2. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      The Stars have breakfast together? Who knows what else they do together...

    3. JV77

      JV77

      you live in Dallas?

    4. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Calgary
      They play the Flames tonight, JV :) 

  13. Hate DST

    1. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      Try to think of it as getting 1hr less rain tomorrow.

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Saskatchewan has the right idea. Don't follow it. 

    3. -Vintage Canuck-

      -Vintage Canuck-

      I agree with Ghosts.

  14. I don't procrastinate. I redefine the last minute.

    1. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      I'm a firm believer in the sliding scale of last minutes.

       

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Not only does my speed, but also my quality of work, increase inversely proportional to the time remaining until a deadline.

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Time Is Funny

      One claims he doesn't procrastinate/ Just quibbles & bickers 'til it's grown late

      Yet you'll redefine/ Supposed deadline

      Appears ol' chap you prevaricate.

  15. I don't want followers

     

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      I want stalkers

      It makes me feel more sexy

    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      Ask and ye shall receive :3

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Listen to the Police hit, "Every Breath You Take" over & over, imagining your favourite curvy Goddess is singing it in your honour.

       

      Clever lyrics, in fact. Everyone considered it a sexy tune, then Sting stated it was the pov of a stalker.

  16. I fat.

    Still have to eat pumpkin pie too.

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      I need an after dinner bourbon to watch the rest of this ball game. And pie,

    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      Mrs. Alf cooked the bird this year wrapped in bacon.  Oh my God!  The gravy was literally to die for.  The meat all had bacon flavour.  I know this may sound disgusting to some here, but I've already thrown up twice, just to make room for more.  I'm thinking this is a hat trick bird.  

  17. I fought the fawn and the....mmmm venison

  18. I just put flannel sheets on my bed.

    I might not get up tomorrow

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    2. Cramarossa

      Cramarossa

      I just put my flannel sheets on too! It's getting to be about that time.

    3. brilac

      brilac

      I have flannel sheets on my bed with a flannel comforter and an electric blanket.  I like it nice and warm! 

    4. RetroCanuck
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