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  1. Magikal

    I had a barbecue stain on my white t-shirt and she was killin' me in that mini skirt...

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Attaboy!

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      now can you be rock 'n roll?

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      not tonight. i'm just dippin' into my Brad Paisley at this point

  2. Magikal

    I am incredibly intoxicated and its 3am. someone entertain me with questions

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      When will I get a girlfriend

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      Probably never if you stay on CDC

    4. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Are you regretting your night yet?

  3. Magikal

    I'm learning the hard way I have developed a serious lactose intolerance. #PrayForMagikalsColon

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    2. Heretic

      Heretic

      Switch to goats milk! It's great!

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      It's not in my head, it's coming out of my anus. #PrayForMagikalsColon

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      It's not in my head, it's coming out of my anus. #PrayForMagikalsColon

  4. Magikal

    'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off

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    2. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      That's why I said it is better than Never Ever Ever ever ever

    3. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      WE! are never ever ever getting back together

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      You say that now....

  5. Magikal

    Bedroom set shopping today. Do I go 4 poster or sleigh bed?!?!

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    2. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Heart Shaped bed that comes out of the floor by remote control and spins with a giant mirror above it!

    3. viking mama

      viking mama

      No foot-board. Thick memory-foam mattress. I like being able to sit at the end of the bed without bruising oneself & then roll easily on and off of it with ease. Was that an over-share?

  6. Magikal

    Benning will meet my steel toe boots if he trades Shinkaruk the 8th overall + for the 1st overall pick.

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drunk at this time of day Magikal?!? I'm impressed!!!

    3. Brendan Gaunce

      Brendan Gaunce

      LOL

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      I meant 6th. I'm busy with hashbrowns and dont have time to deal with the differences between 6th and 8th. I'm also now focused on getting some answers from benning on how we just got boned by Anaheim

  7. Magikal

    Dear ICBC, you suck. Signed - Residents of BC

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    2. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Magikal, you should s'tart 'Magikals rant of the day thread' I would 'follow'.

    3. goalie13

      goalie13

      I used to live in Calgary for a while. Private insurance companies suck too.

    4. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      ^statefarm?

  8. Magikal

    Ray William Johnson just did his last ever episode of Equals Three. End of a Youtube legend. That guy is a prime example of self made success!

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    2. AV.

      AV.

      =3 really shut off for me back in 2011

    3. MayRayDown

      MayRayDown

      I haven't watched in years

    4. The Hornet

      The Hornet

      it was never funny

  9. Magikal

    Xmas shopping, I have defeated you for another year.

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      dollarama doesnt count magikal =p

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      I did 8 stores and over 15 gifts in just over an hr in metrotown. I use my size to steamroll my way through. Also squeezed in time to grab myself a Starbucks. No dollar store shopping here.

    4. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Dollar store gift bag = no rage at wrapping paper.

  10. Magikal

    would you rather see Marchand destroyed by Kassian or Mangoes banned by the mods? Can only pick one not both.

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Depends if Marchand ends up in the hospital or not.

    3. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Prob Marchand destroyed, means a lot more on the grand scheme of things.

    4. Bring_Back_Bertuzzi

      Bring_Back_Bertuzzi

      why not marchand banned and mangoes gets destroyed by kassian

  11. Magikal

    Almost every every person that I have seen so far today is not wearing. As a Canadian I find this embarrassing and shameful.

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    2. Shinkaruk_9

      Shinkaruk_9

      No need to be embarrassed. I see it this way; a poppy is a way to remember. Certainly, but you can always remember those in your heart...

      That sounded weird.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      We are doomed to repeat our history....

    4. kodos

      kodos

      I'm rockin' mine

  12. Magikal

    last night was the craziest thanksgiving night of my life. more skinny dipping and debauchery then I was ready for....

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    2. Gustavo Fring

      Gustavo Fring

      damn i wish i could skinny dip with gam gam.

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      I still have sand in my bum

    4. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      Wow. I'm sure you are quite popular at any social event.

  13. Magikal

    Cologne and clothes shopping. Feelin' like a pimp

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      We're gonna be shopping buddies now?!?!? :o

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      Tempting. I just blew $500 so it'll have to wait a week or two

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      clothes :D some CK jeans and a few CK shirts a DKNY sweater and underwear lol

  14. Magikal
    Eargasmz!
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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

    3. Armada

      Armada

      Is old but is always good.

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I am oldschool.

  15. Magikal

    Rogers has decided to bill my $300 in usages that I did not do. I am going to kill someone.....

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    2. Plum

      Plum

      Kill me x2

    3. Xbox

      Xbox

      Rogers is awful. We recently switched all of our rogers crap (phone, internet, cable) over to Bell Fibe.

      So good!

    4. LeanBeef

      LeanBeef

      Kill me... KILL ME!! and you'll kill them and they'll kill you until there's NOTHING left... Nothing but ashes and bones. STOP ALL OF YOU

  16. Magikal

    I've done it. I've created my own p**** showing game

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      Exactly 2x. I quit.

    3. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Well you gotta focus on your new career of pimping out TS on Davie.

    4. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      Justin Long has never been less funny.

  17. Magikal

    Thanks to WN I am now going to the store for pizza and beer. #FATKIDNIGHT

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      as long as you don't mind making out with guys with beer guts Twilight, I shall embrace the fat ;)

    3. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      What are you doing in life???..Go grab a 12 case and some kfc, Docs orders!

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      6 pack and little caesars actually

  18. Magikal

    19-22 Minutes for Crispy crust and 22-25 minutes for chewy crust.......wtf frozen pizza that makes no sense!!!

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      this is clearly ana ct of witchcraft

    3. c00kies

      c00kies

      Do you put it on a lower rack?

    4. Keslerific

      Keslerific

      no way haha, what pizza is this

  19. Magikal

    A couple of G's, an R and an E, an I and an N. Just 6 little letters, all jumbled together, can cause damage that we may never mend......

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    2. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      "Um...I'm not sure if I say it..."

    3. Rick Grimes

      Rick Grimes

      South Park Season 11 Episode 1 - "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"

    4. Watermelon

      Watermelon

      Are you talking about gingers. They have no souls

  20. Magikal

    I love drunk girls :)

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      that doesn't even work. mixing boozy breath of death with cool mint makes it even worse. might as well down a mojito

    3. Ralph.

      Ralph.

      Sober YOLO girls. Drunk YOLO girls are the absolute bottom.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      pff you all have no clue. drunk girls buy you shots and make you look like a champ in front of your ex. I will ALWAYS love drunk girls :D

  21. Magikal

    Doesn't matter what I do, I still don't like Yoga.

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    2. Jagr68

      Jagr68

      ...DO YOU EVEN LIFT!?!?

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      No but I kill giants at level 4

    4. Jagr68

      Jagr68

      http://tinyurl.com/cpk947a

  22. Magikal

    Gillis just said on 1040 that we aren't done. Looking at another forward and possibly a D man.

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    2. peener

      peener

      mcgrattan has more goals than clowe lets trade edler and bieksa for him

    3. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      peener, peener, peener, you're such an in-be-tweener ..

    4. peener

      peener

      i should be the next gm youre right

  23. Magikal

    Swing your partner by the hand Have a baby if you can But if the voices your head Say to sacrifice your kid To satiate your loving God's Fetish for dead baby blood It's simple fate, the Book demands So raise that knife up in your hand!

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      ^LOL, I think that was the point of the joke.

    3. Darkstar

      Darkstar

      Seems legit.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      Actually thats exactly what god told Abraham to do in the old testament. Please by all means show me where I am wrong

  24. Magikal

    Yay, CDC has confirmed I do not have to feel guilty about this. WINNING!

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    2. AV.

      AV.

      There was once a time when he was 18 and she was 13. But those are long gone.

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      But when he's 35 she'll be 30 and it will look completely fine. The older you get, the less 5 years seems.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      lol sometimes i love this forum

  25. Magikal

    What's the opposite of Christopher Walkin? Christopher Reeve.

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      smh....

    3. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      Nice

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      I see some of you just don't get it....

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