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Mr. Ambien

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  1. Mr. Ambien

    what you thinkin', wearing that skirt? what you thinkin', being a flirt?

    1. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      What you thinkin', throwin that dirt?

    2. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      It doesn't matter what you're thinking!

    3. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      the rock says keksius maximus

  2. Mr. Ambien

    season's over... how about them Grizzlies?

    1. BI3KSA-

      BI3KSA-

      I'm more of a super sonics fan myself

    2. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      If Bibby can dish the ball to big country more, I like their chances

  3. Mr. Ambien

    Happy Friday time, on the way to get some Costco Russian Water

  4. Mr. Ambien

    Someone post something so I can get outraged

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    2. Edlerberry

      Edlerberry

      lawyer fees

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      miley cyrus

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      coffee...black

  5. Mr. Ambien

    Strip New England of their clothes. Nice message that judge (who was a perverted guy) sends to kids by saying it's ok to wear clothes unnecessarily. Brady is as naked as Tebow and Jesus. Then again all of New England's SB's are all naked.

    1. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      lel

    2. Baka

      Baka

      Goodell should walk behind them with a bell ringing it saying, "Shame. Shame. Shame."

  6. Mr. Ambien

    one of the most heinous crimes in german history http://www.thelocal.de/20150818/thieves-open-1000-beers-dont-drink-any

    1. Neil HD

      Neil HD

      I'm just waiting to see TS flip out when he reads all about it.

  7. Mr. Ambien

    oh looks like a foggy day today.. nope, smells like smoke

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      did someone just pass gas?

    2. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      whoever said it, let it

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      You smelled it you dealt it

  8. Mr. Ambien

    Note 5 should be released this/next month, anyone know any rough estimates after the next version of a phone has been released when to expect a big price reduction in the last version?

    1. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      with the rumours of Note 5 having no replaceable battery (and me liking muh extended bats/cases) I might just get the Note 4 instead

    2. NucksPatsFan

      NucksPatsFan

      I want to get an upgrade, and I'm eligible, but when I worked for the city I got the $50 business plan which includes 6gb data and unlimited everything else, if I upgrade I have to let it go :( So I'm still with my S3 for the sake of keeping the plan (didn't wanna buy phone outright from craigslist)

  9. Mr. Ambien

    Can the mods pin that new world order thread it's one of the funniest threads in years.. pin or else confirmed illuminati cover up

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    2. Jägermeister

      Jägermeister

      Right? It's hard to get actually read some of the posts, but its so worth it.

    3. -SN-

      -SN-

      There's a even a little bromance going on now.

    4. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      10/10 would read again

  10. Mr. Ambien

    trade Boeser he's had 0 points for the Canucks in the last 10 seasons.. 0/10 useless player would trade for bag of pucks

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    2. Piggy Bank

      Piggy Bank

      shud be atleast 2-3 ppg

    3. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      He may be a bust of if Benning gets anything less than a top 5 pick, I'm going to scream for him to be fired.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Bure sux too. No goals for canux since a long time. unretire his number and legally ban from vancover.

  11. Mr. Ambien

    one minute in Calgary it's sunny, next cloud wall and explosive sounding thunder and phone blowing up with tornado warnings, next moment it's sunny again.. dat weather

    1. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      Sounds like the Oilers/Flames season

    2. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      Oiler Preseason hype followed by huge disappointment, followed by Mcdavid.

      Flames Ok start, long losing streak at the beginning of Dec, Followed by a playoff appearence where they beat the Canucks...

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      wait for a schnook.....

  12. Mr. Ambien

    Level 4 Butt/Back/Boob/Manboob sweat warning issued for Calgary -- https://twitter.com/X929/status/627603175680294914

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      I'm trying to decide which would be the worst to sweat out of out of those 4...

  13. Mr. Ambien

    can anyone recommend a good One Direction song? I heard they're the best

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    2. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      What makes you beautiful.

    3. CANUCK-EXPRESS

      CANUCK-EXPRESS

      Watch me whip now watch me Nae Nae

    4. vancan3322

      vancan3322

      You should listen to their new song 'Drag Me Down' it's surprisingly good.

  14. Mr. Ambien

    is it me or are the forums taking a crap?

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    2. Horvat

      Horvat

      not anymore though

    3. Horvat

      Horvat

      had to refresh the page like 4 times that's it though

    4. PhillipBlunt

      PhillipBlunt

      Constant tab crashes on the Android.

  15. Mr. Ambien

    calgary looking like sunset outside at 1pm.. can spot a funnel cloud to the south as well

    1. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      that sucks

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      another lucky miss for us

    3. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      yeah no kidding

  16. Mr. Ambien

    why do I take it so personally when trash fans our players? It's not like I get paid when smell of trash offends them.

    1. Heretic

      Heretic

      LOL

    2. 87Crosby

      87Crosby

      "trash fans our players"

    3. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      "trash fans"

  17. Mr. Ambien

    Christ, hands hurting from typing up a 5 page e-mail in 45 mins blasting Staples corporate for logistical and CS incompetence

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    2. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      trust me they will read it, they'd rather not lose a $10,000 account

    3. jdatb

      jdatb

      Staples is the best. So many of the CS reps don't know what they're doing that I often get incredible deals from them.

    4. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      the sales person that handles our company's account is quite nice about giving out free stuff, but at some point it gets ridiculous, especially when I have to run going through a different supplier with my boss, who is good friends with Staples execs

  18. Mr. Ambien

    Gas = $0.89/L in Calgary, $0.84 in Edmonton.. lolol

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      UK is 121.06p per litre. Thats about $2.50 per litre and half of that is tax. Feel better?

    3. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      $1.21 in Penticton :(

    4. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      I'm told it's ~ $2.15 in Bavaria, Germany.. wouldn't mind paying that much to be there :(

  19. Mr. Ambien

    just like Canadian Black Friday deals, the Cyber Monday deals suck bass

    1. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      Like Canadian Netflix amirite?

  20. Mr. Ambien

    Beats by Dre = most overrated, overpriced name brand headphones ever

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    2. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      I already have some semi high end Sennheiser headphones and a Logeitch G930 or something headset, both work awesome with a much better range of sound for heavy metal and electronic music

    3. Gross-Misconduct

      Gross-Misconduct

      Sennheiser is da sh!te

    4. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      Bö§ë.

  21. Mr. Ambien

    so many cheaters on Jetpunk quizzes when it comes to geography

    1. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      I can 100% the world map one legit

    2. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      the only one I can do is Europe.. with 3 minutes to spare

  22. Mr. Ambien

    97 cents/litre today for gas at Costco, thanks Obama

  23. Mr. Ambien

    Glad FOX Sports is taking over Bundesliga broadcasts next year for North America -- GolTV Canada is teh sux

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    2. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      they include Canada -- so hopefully FOX Sports comes to Canada http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2013/10/14/4836464/fox-sports-secures-german-bundesliga-usa-television-rights-beginning-2015-2016

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Who does Serie A?

    4. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      beIN Sports

  24. Mr. Ambien

    Glad FOX Sports is taking over Bundesliga next year -- GolTV Canada is teh sux

  25. Mr. Ambien

    RIP Wayne Static

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    2. :D

      :D

      My favourite Static X song:

    3. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      at 48 too...that one hurts man

    4. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      I listen to Static X quite a bit, he made so many great songs. RIP.

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