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  1. And sign.......now! ...ok, now! ....now? No wait...........now?!?

    1. Phil_314


      if you hold your breath any longer your face will be as blue as in your profile picture.

      a.k.a. keep it up for the rest of us :P


  2. To bridge contract or not to bridge contract? That is the question.

    1. Ghostsof1915


      Whether is tis nobler to suffer a higher salary and a longer term....

  3. Faaaaaaaak, another... seriously, we are running out of places to go.




    1. Roberts


      that's just insane. im sorry you and others are going through this.

    2. TNucks1


      brutal man, hope its contained my uncles out there forest fighting, been some long shifts for him this year.

    3. Ghostsof1915


      Do you have family and friends you can stay with for a bit? Maybe book it for a couple of weeks. I don't want to see you trapped. 

  4. It's Armageddon through a lot of the interior tonight...



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    2. -DLC-


      That picture is terrifying.  Along with the people who lose their homes/everything, my heart is broken for all the wildlife out there, trapped in this.  That just sticks with me in such an overwhelming way.  Awful.

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      @-DLC- I know! There were animal rescues being evacuated last night asking for help with transport, which was/is making me feel sick. Sadly, I don't have access to any vehicle to help. :(

    4. -DLC-


      Damn, hope people step up and help.

  5. RIP Joey Jordinson.

    1. Devron44


      Another legend gone. RIP

    2. PhillipBlunt


      Rest in peace, Joey.

  6. [Proposal] GoFundMe for a P.I. to follow around Vancouver media and then publicize the scandalous findings.

    1. JM_


      over/under on which former 1040 taking head gets caught in a rub house on Kingsway? 

    2. PhillipBlunt
  7. The anticipated selection list for the Kraken...


    "Most of the Seattle Kraken’s selections were leaked to the press after the club sent its choices to NHL headquarters this morning. Here’s what’s been revealed thus far via various media sources:


    Goaltenders: Chris Driedger (Florida), Vitek Vanecek (Washington), Joey Daccord (Ottawa).


    Defense: Mark Giordano (Calgary), Adam Larsson (Edmonton), Vince Dunn (St. Louis), Jamie Oleksiak (Dallas), Hadyn Fleury (Anaheim), Cale Fleury (Montreal), Carson Soucy (Minnesota), Jeremy Lauzon (Boston) Kurtis MacDermid (Los Angeles), Gavin Bayreuther (Columbus)


    Forwards: Jordan Eberle (NY Islanders), Yanni Gourde (Tampa Bay), Joonas Donskoi (Colorado), Calle Jarnkrok (Nashville), Brandon Tanev (Pittsburgh), Jared McCann (Toronto), Mason Appleton (Winnipeg), Morgan Geekie (Carolina), Nathan Bastian (New Jersey), Kole Lind (Vancouver), Alexander True (San Jose), Carson Twarynski (Philadelphia).


    The selections from the Buffalo Sabres, Chicago Blackhawks, Detroit Red Wings and New York Rangers have yet to be revealed as of this posting.


    Bear in mind that the names on this list have not been officially announced by the Kraken or the NHL. Those will be made at tonight’s expansion draft. Any trades made by the Kraken will also be announced tonight."

  8. Parise and Suter to be bought out?!? Wow...that's some huge dead cap space. And, makes Holland look even worse for the Keith deal.

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      What's he gonna say? "I plan to be slow and play the minimum amount I have to"?

    3. Iron Fist

      Iron Fist

      yeah but no chine sutter even considers edmonton. he's going to one of  tampa, vegas, colarado, carolina or islanders

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      No chance now, they have Keith.

  9. Holy $&!#...new levels of delusion here from Leafs fans/media...




    This Season’s Buyout Predictions


    Some GMs have openly said they would consider buyouts or are expected to. The Oilers, the Flames and the Canucks are the obvious three teams that have albatross contracts they need off their teams.


    As shown by last year’s list of bought out players, it’s often the last step before effective retirement for a player, but not every bought out player is at the end of their career.


    Vancouver could clear a bit of space by buying out the last year of Loui Eriksson’s deal — he played seven games last year — but by burying him in the minors, he costs them $4.875 million, and a buyout of his remaining season costs $4 million this coming year and $1 million next season. The cash savings are only $1 million.


    Meanwhile if they choose to remove the final year of Brock Boeser’s deal, they accomplish more. Boeser, at $5.875 AAV, has a salary this coming season of $7.5 million. His contract expires as an RFA with arbitration rights, guaranteeing him that inflated amount unless the Canucks simply refuse to issue a Qualifying Offer next offseason. They either need to find a trade partner who wants him, hope Seattle takes him, or they just have to let him play out the deal, knowing he’d need to agree to a lower salary to be a player they could keep.


    A buyout saves them more than his full cap hit this season, in fact, due to the salary and AAV discrepancy, he has a negative cap hit (or a cap credit) of -$375,000 this coming season and only $1.25 million next year.


    Choosing to just live with Eriksson’s cap hit, and buying out Boeser is a much better idea for the Canucks in terms of freeing up cap space, but it does lose them a useful position player. If the Canucks go that route, Boeser could rival Wennberg for the best UFA option to sign off a buyout.


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    2. Ghostsof1915


      Why would the Canucks buyout our leading scorer from last year? 

    3. JM_


      When do they hand out the Cap Space Cup?

    4. #Canucks


      Who wrote this? lol WHAT!!!!

  10. Craig Button has LA picking Luke Hughes at 8th, and the Canucks picking Kent Johnson at 9th.


    His list of NHL comparables for each pick is also very interesting.

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    2. Dazzle


      Trevor Wong is another BC boy. 5'9, 155 lb. Undersized center, but is an offensive guy. Committed to University of Denver. Wins faceoffs consistently.


      Probably a 4th round pick.

    3. morrissex95


      If we're picking a forward, I take McTavish over Johnson any day. If  Mason McTavish, Dylan Guenther, Luke Hughes, William Eklund or Simon Edvinsson are available at #9, we've hit a homerun in the ilk of Quinn, Boeser, Pettersson and Hoglander.



    4. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      I have a hard time believing Hughes is going to drop that far.

  11. This was pretty good...




  12. Any cubers on these forums?

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    2. Phil_314


      Could never learn to finish the final row and face, I learned to complete the top side and around 2 rows for each of the other faces but the bottom was quite the mess.

    3. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      I still use the beginner's method. My best time with that method (years ago) was 24 seconds. With my best speed cube (which isn't super high end) I can average about 50 seconds

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      That's fast for beginner's method!

  13. If Nugent-Hopkins goes to free agency, I hope the Canucks make a strong pitch. I think it would be great for the Canucks to have him as a 3rd line center. Though, it will be tough to swing, cap-wise.

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    2. Iron Fist

      Iron Fist

      he already said no to 6x6 from edmonton.  don't wanna pay him more. 

    3. Devron44


      He’ll get way too much money and term for his worth in Free Agency. Big Nope 

    4. Pears


      He’s not exactly the type of player I’d want as our 3C. As our 1st or 2nd line LW I’d think about it. 

  14. Hopefully Demko's sentiments resonate with ownership and management...




    1. Alflives


      Nothe season is officially over, is Clarke free to sign elsewhere?  Hopefully we get an announcement soon that Clarke (and Green too) is signed up for another few years.  

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      That's a good question!

    3. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Personally, I'd be offering a big chunk of my salary to Clarke under the table to stay if I was Demko. 

  15. Can anyone explain why Seattle gets the 3rd spot in the draft lottery?

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    2. Johnny Torts

      Johnny Torts

      thats just how life goes

    3. drummer4now


      ^ Yeah but it would have been fair to just give them the last pick in the first round that way they aren't screwing other teams over. 



    4. Iron Fist

      Iron Fist

      originally when the Vegas expansion process began they had 3rd overall odds for 3 years regardless of where they finished but they changed that sometime between then and awarding vegas the franchise

  16. Everyone knows Jim is great at drafting. Many believe he has made some questionable trades and free agent signings. Instead of all this fan polarization of "We love Benning" or "Fire Benning", why not just hire a complementary assistant GM equiped to deal with the areas where JB may fall short? Or is this too logical for an emotional fanbase?

    1. Ghostsof1915


      How dare you bring logic in on this! ::D

  17. Time to go home George, you're drunk.

    1. Alflives


      I’m Alf, and yes.  


  18. Maybe George Parros is just scared of Tom Wilson?!?

    1. Pears


      I mean, Parros is bigger than him so I don’t see why he would be.  

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      @Pears Also much bigger than Rick Rypien, and we all know how that worked out. Three times, if I'm not mistaken.

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      One thing the NHL probably does get...a massive jump in viewership for the Rags/Caps game tonight.


      Intentionally lowered DoPS reaction for extra attention across the continent.

  19. So Tryamkin signed a two year extension with his team in the KHL. So much for that return story. 

    1. drummer4now


      I am guessing it had to come down to the Canucks play of late. 

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Either that, or his salary demands don't fit in the Canucks' cap.

    3. NewbieCanuckFan


      He's on a secret covert mission to bring back Kiril Koltsov.  

  20. Suck it Team Tank! Planning to lose is for losers!

  21. D-day now scheduled for Sunday at 4pm.

  22. I, for one, am happy the game was postponed. I would hate to see any kid jepordize their career by coming back too quickly from serious illness. Unfortunately, I don't think the delay will be long enough.

    1. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Couldn't agree more, although it terrifies me to think of how bad the guys must be doing in order to get a league that does not care about player safety to do the right thing.

  23. I need sunglasses to view the new forum.

    1. Ghostsof1915


      The forums so bright.

      I gotta wear shades.....

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