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  1. My new baby:

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    2. Silfverberg Snipes

      Silfverberg Snipes

      I feel like I've seen that watch on an advertisement before...

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      What the heck is a watch? This is the 21st century - no need for those anymore. I haven't owned one in over 10 years now.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      Heretic let's be honest, it's all for looks

  2. Got my vote in today for the federal election. Hope those of you that are legally able to do so get your vote in as well!

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    2. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      Thanks for doing your part.

    3. Mike Vanderhoek

      Mike Vanderhoek

      Took my family to vote yesterday.

    4. CANUCK-EXPRESS
  3. 5 days of work....75 hours put in. I'm ready to die now

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      Not many around right now. I can keep an eye out though

    3. jstewboy

      jstewboy

      Did 45 days in a row at 14-16 hours per in Nov, Dec and into Jan last year. Paid jail, basically.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      but as long as you love your career it's not THAT bad

  4. Sometimes when I walk past people eating outside on a patio I have a very strong urge to push their food onto the ground and run.....I have no idea why.

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    2. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      ^I must admit that's pretty bad...

      What if someone smashed the windshield of your $500 car because they just had a sudden urge...

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Every single one of us has the devil inside.

    4. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      And now I want to hear INXS

  5. I hate to burst CDC's bubble. But you don't go around trading half of your bottom six because your prospects played two good pre-season games. We all want to see the young guns do well but let's not forget about things like depth, penalty killing and veteran experience

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    2. NatureBoy

      NatureBoy

      What more do we want our young guys to do to get on the team? Shink is a goal scorer and showed it last preseason too, yet we still think plugs like Higgins and Hansen are more valuable to the team? All we have are the typical work ethic players but no skill

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      There's probably a balance to find between having too many rookies and too many veterans, but as usual, CDC will only consider the extreme sides of the argument.

    4. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      I think we could actually use a good goal scorer like Shinkaruk/Jensen alot more than another two-way grinder like Hansen (we have plenty of them), but I agree you don't go overboard with it and trade a bunch of guys, I would maybe move 1 guy (aswell as demote a fringe player like Sestito) if Shinkaruk/Jensen continue to play like this and are able to bring some needed goal scoring to the team.

  6. Sold 5 cars in one day! A new personal best!

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    2. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      I like Kraken too, but Capn has a more distinct taste rather than just a higher concentration of alcohol. :D

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      You're kidding me right? Kraken tastes incredible.

    4. jdatb

      jdatb

      Congratulations buddy

  7. Almost got a Club16 membership but then I found out they close at 5pm on weekends. That's wayyy to early for a gym to close. Anytime fitness it is I guess even though they charge more than double.

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    2. rampage

      rampage

      How much is snap fitness?

    3. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Magikal what are you trying to achieve, you can get a lot done with out the gym, plus the weather's nice now, go outside and train..

    4. :D

      :D

      Golds closes at 11 and that's still too early for me

  8. It's been scientifically proven that all women can be satisfied by 3.5" and it doesn't matter if it's Visa or Mastercard!

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      TED and Ted are very different things xD

    3. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      ^ sorry lol

    4. Horvat

      Horvat

      If that isnt lyrics then they should be

  9. "You cannot have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage work ethic."

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      Excludes: Having a rich family, marrying a rich individual, winning the lottery, winning a lawsuit, or becoming an overnight sensation like basshunter.

    3. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Seen a lot of lazyasses making way more than minimum wage, that's for sure. Most of them needed daddy's money to get ahead.

    4. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Seen a lot of lazyasses making way more than minimum wage, that's for sure. Most of them needed daddy's money to get ahead.

  10. Roman candle wars on Segways. I need to make this a reality...

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      needs segways

    3. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Segways, firearms and beer..leggoo.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Rather go John Woo style. Gurneys, doves, and dual wield

  11. Some numpty called me demanding to speak with me but refused to identify himself or the company he was calling on behalf of. Then he got mad and freaked out at me over the phone when i told him to get f*****d. Awesome.

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    2. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      Please do Brahma Bull accent!

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Oh I have gone one further Magikal. Found the actual number of the company harassing me and bribed a my uber geek buddy to set up a robo call mini center to dial their lines 40,000 times a day :D It felt so good dude !

    4. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      My dad ended up telling me this years after it happened. A few years back some guy that works at the same company as my dad called him up and started swearing at him and said he was going to beat him up,etc. Then my dad told him that he'll be waiting outside our house in the driveway. My dad waited there but no one ever showed up. He still doesn't know who it was, but no one ever showed up. My dad is a beast.

  12. Who has booze and is willing to share?

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      was it something I said?

    3. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      whoa whoa whoa...

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      whats wrong with body shots :S

  13. There goes Quebec....making an ass of itself yet again....

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Yep, time to make a trade. I'd like to target Minnesota in the deal, packaged with Washington, that would be perfect.

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      oWHile Minny would be a great addition, i'm more focused on uniting the Cascadian lands to create the ultimate combo . Cascadia FTW

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Washington state maybe but not DC that is a cesspool

  14. we need more vegetables to combat the fruits on here. someone change their profile picture to Stephen Hawking.

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    2. Relfk

      Relfk

      Ba dum tssssh

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      So wrong..but yet soooo right :P

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Ahaha, that was beautiful.

  15. While standing in the checkout at superstore I hear this: Old lady: Why do you still have the stickers on your hat? Teenage twerp: It's just my style ma'am. Old lady: I think you need a new style XD

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    2. Xbox

      Xbox

      I wear hats often and always took the stickers/tags off. It looks stupid with them on. I wear hats properly though.

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      Hell no, props to the old lady for saying what so many of us think. It's a stupid fashion and should be responded to with cruelty and disgust. The same can be

      said for glittery tshirts, anything Ed Hardy and of course, pink jeans.

    4. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      ^ I highly doubt that your 'style' of clothing was purely your invention and not off some inspiration of another person's dress.

      I dress really normal but more power to the people who want to stand out from the crowd. Props to the young boy for being polite. How many people still use m'am nowadays? The kid was raised well.

  16. I love how people on CDC try so desperately to be the one who posts a thread about a new trade first. As if there was some sort of prize for doing so.

  17. When are you too old to date someone who is 18?

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    2. Denguin

      Denguin

      Yes, CIA has the correct minimum age formula... but that's only if you're a bro, of course.

    3. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      Is there a date police?

    4. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      Is there a date police?

  18. Where does one watch the prospects game on tv tonight?

  19. -12C tonight?? Son of a......

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      i did winter in Ontario before with -38 plus windchill so I know my winters like the rest of you. The problem is the air in Vancouver is so damp that it makes it feel just as cold.

    3. Venom52

      Venom52

      -50 with wind here in sask.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      after -25 it all feels the same

  20. Dear feminism, leave my friggen pornography alone. Kthxbai

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    2. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      LOL PlayStation earned a vid

    3. PlayStation

      PlayStation

      Twilight, prove you are 100% man by watching a man on man film from Magikals collection, that is the only way to prove yourself.

    4. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      i lik man on man

  21. Horvat really likes using the word "definitely" in his post game interviews

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      I think Tortorella should become a media coach. All NHL interviews would be amazing

    3. Phil_314
    4. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      He has mastered the art of saying a lot while not saying anything. Great skill to have when dealing with the media in this market. In an American market you can be more open and long winded but not when you have sharks like Botchford and Gallagher who just try to provoke guys to give some material.

  22. God damn Stamkos is a beast

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    2. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      haha, DD I'm bought to go for a cruise in the intermission , you joining me or what!? we gotta grab some herbage on the way...

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Aaaawww Yeah hommes let's do dis :D

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      free beer if you bring me one and some chili

  23. I'm trying to post ads to sell my 2nd car and craigslist has been down for far too long now. Don't they know this is costing me money

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      kijiji is the largest free auto seller in canada

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      Everyone gets more traffic at my work off of Craigslist.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Aren't you a salesman? Improvise.

  24. 4 games and CDC loses their heads. Lol classic.

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    2. Brad Marchand
    3. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      It's not just the 4 games. Signs of what killed us last season are starting to creep back into their game.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      It's how they lost them that is alarming.

  25. Aquilini investment group financially sponsors Christie Clark.......makes it a lot harder to support this team with ticket/gear purchases.....

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      She is also an annoying little troll.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Still better than this ogre troll we have in Alberta who just wants to trample all over BC with her giant pipe...line :P lol

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      We should match them up in a fight to the death.

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