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  1. I just watched Human Centipede 3. Just...why?

    1. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      There was a third one?!

    2. Qwags

      Qwags

      It's 500 people now.

  2. I think I'm going to have a nervous breakdown out of sheer excitement.

    1. Starmie

      Starmie

      I couldn't even sleep bby

    2. thejazz97
    3. Qwags

      Qwags

      Similar, but more like having to breath into a bag as a result of said excitement.

  3. I want for us to get that Ek guy, just so someone has waste a lot of jersey space.

  4. I wish that "Immortal" was an option for age.

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      CDC would get very old looking at it forever...

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      we could be immortals!

    4. Qwags

      Qwags

      I wish to be immortal so I can witness the Canucks win ALL the Cups.

  5. I would like to take this time to say goodbye to my dog. You had a good life.

  6. It's raining sideways and hailing.

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Sounds like kind of party!

    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      No it's not.

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Sounds like *my* kind of party...

  7. Just threw up 10 minutes ago. You guys NEEDED to know this at 2 in the morning.

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    2. BoKnows

      BoKnows

      yeah it was :(

    3. desiboynux4lifee*******

      desiboynux4lifee*******

      i got sick off the teen burger too. Something fishy with their beef, stick to Wendys.

    4. Qwags

      Qwags

      No resturant food, but movie theater popcorn.

  8. Orka and I are now comment rivals.

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    2. Baer.

      Baer.

      the competition is fierce

    3. Orka

      Orka

      but we're friends :(

    4. Qwags

      Qwags

      We have nearly the same amount of posts, its a competiton now. ;)

  9. Qwags = Lil B + 1

  10. This is kinda embarassing, but I don't know how to change my username. If asomeone could help, it would be appreciated.

    1. Blueberries

      Blueberries

      You can't change it anymore. PM a mod and they might change it for you.

    2. Qwags
    3. Blueberries
  11. This weekend is going to suck. I have a soccer game from8 p.m. to 10 p.m. on the other side of Calgary, so I won't be back home until around 1 a.m., and my first shift is at 9 a.m.

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      Don't forget to put on your sunscreen.

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      Maybe bring a sweater in case it gets cold after sunset.

    4. Violator

      Violator

      sounds like you are playing off 52st

  12. Toorrow is a sad day. We are putting down our dog :(

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      dogs are infinitely better than humans. My deepest sympathies Qwags

    3. bigbadcanucks

      bigbadcanucks

      Peace to you and your best friend. I share your sadness.

    4. Qwags

      Qwags

      Thx guys. It's happening in about an hour. I'm not going, I don't think I could handle it.

  13. Whl knew getting your teeth removed would be so painful?

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I prefer my way of 151 and pliers.

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Or if I don't like you, then just the pliers.

    4. Qwags

      Qwags

      They did freeze me, its just the afterpain that sucks.

  14. Why do analysts seem to give the Canucks little to no credit?

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Canucks are old, slow, and have no heart.

      Anyway, who cares? Not like the players listen to these guys talk.

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Why do fans seem to give the analysts so much credit?

    3. DarthNinja

      DarthNinja

      Cuz they know the refs/Bettman will punish the Canucks for Burke and former flames owner Hotchkiss

  15. You gotta cut loose.

    1. Heretic

      Heretic

      footloose...

      Kick off your Sunday shoes...

    2. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      I thought only pansies wore neckties

    3. Qwags

      Qwags

      Please, Louise...

  16. Jannik Hansen: "You heard Jim on After Hours, you're hearing retool on the fly, fixing it as they go... they started this 10y ago when they fired AV. I haven't seen the fruits of this labour. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. The next step is shaking the tree, and from the top."

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    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Almost looks like JR is an OBC-saboteur!

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I love how Hansen doesn't ever pull his punches when giving opinions about his long-term team

       

      He's a refreshingly candid voice in this market and what he says carries weight because of his tenure as a Canuck 

    4. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      Retool on the fly. Oh jeez. Remember how people criticized Benning for this? We are seeing Benning 2.0, folks.

       

      He should be taking heat for this. We've seen this play out before.

  17. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      you're my Morty

  18. #FreeAV #AVwasRight

  19. #FreeAV #GoLocalTeam

  20. #HappyHolidaysAV

  21. #KeepAVBanned

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    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      Nah Ghosts, he was constructive and left the door wide open to discussion.

    3. Mr. Quacks

      Mr. Quacks

      Someone is allowed to have a negative view of a team that has performed negatively for the most part of the last 10 years. Unless AV is threatening players, fans, and others, he's allowed those views. This is a fan forum after all - feels strange that mods censor other perspectives to dictate an agenda they think should be followed here.

    4. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      Keep talking like that Mr. Quacks and you might be looking at a ban yourself... I don't think it's fair to say that this team has performed negatively over the last 10 years. We had that amazing run in the Covid year where we probably win the Cup if we get a couple of bounces our way. Also 3 years in a row where we had a Calder Trophy winning player... how many teams can claim that? If you don't like our team then you can go elsewhere IMO...

  22. #TradeJT #HireAV

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Yeah because we will then have a good chance of drafting 1st overall.

      How did AV being in Philly work out?

      How is Torts in Philly working out?

    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      #TradeJT #FreeAV

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      I would unban every user just to get rid of Miller and I'm not even joking.

  23. @Apricot, I have been meaning to ask, but what exactly is your profile pic?

    1. Apricot

      Apricot

      Its Chandler from Friends in a bunny costume! I have noooooooooooo idea why I decided I wanted that as my profile picture. But I love Friends, I love Chandler, I loved that episode. So I keep it.

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