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BananaMash

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  1. BananaMash

    I'll trade you three Pat Falloon rookie cards for your car.

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      I'll trade you my ex girlfriend for the Bure cards TSN. Comes with a free sample of herpes.

    3. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Is she hot though?

    4. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      She is if you cook her properly

  2. BananaMash

    Does anyone here have a girl they're willng to trade me for a couple of packs of Uncle Bens quick basmati rice?

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    2. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      I'll give you 1 night with her for a $20 Tim Horton's gift card.

    3. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      You can have my stalker obsessed ex-girlfriend from many years ago.

    4. viking mama

      viking mama

      How often are you on here slogging whatever's in your cupboard for a girl.. not a woman? Do we need to set up a sting?

  3. BananaMash

    dirty movies search google dirty movies

    1. Gooby

      Gooby

      google search turkey dinner stuffing

  4. BananaMash

    I feel weird having a hockey player man-crush on Horvat when he's younger than me.

    1. shiznak

      shiznak

      #releasetheox2014

  5. BananaMash

    If we had Duvie Westcott we could have won 9-1.

    1. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      true dat

  6. BananaMash

    CDC Mods, I love you, please remove my one points and I will draw you a pretty picture. Also cuddle with you if you're into that. :D

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Yes!

      http://i.gyazo.com/86b7a6fccb97e2bc0f7731a1f4f754ba.png

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      omg i love it :3 that's so much like tortorella

    4. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      Remove my 3 points first. We all know mash is a shady Italian.

  7. BananaMash

    Totally worth.

    1. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      it

  8. BananaMash

    Darlin' d-d-darlin'.

    1. Magikal

      Magikal

      Stand. By me. Ohhhh staaaannnndddd by me

    2. BeefGormley

      BeefGormley

      Wait. For. Me. Ohhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiitt for meeeeee.

      Did I just mess it up?

    3. Gross-Misconduct

      Gross-Misconduct

      BananaSmash is sexxy, Im not ashamed to admit it. Im ok with that. You should be too.

  9. BananaMash

    im coming for u im in ur bathroom mirror hanging with ur reflection are u afraid?

    1. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      no

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      >:[

    3. Gross-Misconduct

      Gross-Misconduct

      yes

  10. BananaMash

    will pretend to love u in exchange for cookies pls call

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    2. mau5trap

      mau5trap

      actually crying irl

    3. VICanucksfan5551

      VICanucksfan5551

      # pls

    4. Kryten

      Kryten

      I have some crunchy godzilla cookies for you

  11. BananaMash

    NO ONE WANTS TO SEE ME FLEX ON YA BRUP BRUP BRUP

  12. BananaMash

    When's Bieksa's next contract year? I miss Contract Year Kev'.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      no mash y :(

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      He plays so good when he needs a new one tho :[

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      a few players in the league have this sickness lol

  13. BananaMash

    Run them jewels fast.

  14. BananaMash

    guys i finally talked 2 that girl the first thing i said to her was 'i luv you' and now she wont answer her door, phone, pager, email, or carrier pigeon. what have i done wrong?

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    2. Jägermeister

      Jägermeister

      I hope you were naked when you talked to her. Girls respect the confidence of a man approaching them in the nude.

    3. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      ^ "The Naked Man"

      -Barney Stinson

    4. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Beat up the guy she is dating, she'll swoon over your machismo

  15. BananaMash

    if a girl looks in ur general direct 1-2 times does that make it ok to ask her for naughty fotos pls respond

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      kk thnx ambien

    3. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Just hide in her bedroom closet and take the pics.

    4. VICanucksfan5551

      VICanucksfan5551

      how did it go?

  16. BananaMash

    fight me irl thats a challenge to all jabronis

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    2. jdatb

      jdatb

      well you dont have to worry about Mash having friends

    3. Kryten

      Kryten

      rekt

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      jdatb making me cry irl

  17. BananaMash

    ilu wayne simmonds

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      ilu b.m.

  18. BananaMash

    Duchene finally gets me some points smh

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      God, we suck.

      I got Kuemper as a backup though, so I guess that's okay.

    3. Xbox

      Xbox

      I had Eriksson benched... fml

    4. Xbox

      Xbox

      Goaltending is Rask/Schneider

  19. BananaMash

    Gonna need Darcy Kuemper to keep getting those shutouts for my hockey pool.

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Maybe if they play Colorado 80 more times, he might do it.

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Do you think that could be arranged?

  20. BananaMash

    Whichever mod deleted my personals ad status update, I challenge you to a kazoo battle... to the death!

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    2. Bure to Mogilny

      Bure to Mogilny

      I admit...was me BM ;)

    3. SpinDrive

      SpinDrive

      Agni kai is better

    4. Time Lord

      Time Lord

      ^

  21. BananaMash

    Selling grass clippings - 30232 dollars obo

    1. Magikal

      Magikal

      I will trade you one condom, slightly used. No accidents.

    2. viking mama

      viking mama

      What kind of grass?

  22. BananaMash

    gf - $200 obo - also consider trade for your wife/mum

    1. Kryten

      Kryten

      Seems pricey, what are the specs?

    2. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      Sight unseen?

    3. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      What's the odometer reading?

      And

      Can you post some pics of what's under the hood?

  23. BananaMash

    selling gf

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    2. Jägermeister

      Jägermeister

      Could I take it for a test ride first?

    3. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      I second that ^^.

    4. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      3 septims + a horse I stole

  24. BananaMash

    i luv myslef

    1. Gross-Misconduct

      Gross-Misconduct

      i hate myslef for luving yuo

    2. Bure to Mogilny

      Bure to Mogilny

      Banana mash thats good cause i think your nice guy :)

    3. jdatb

      jdatb

      ^ the BM boyfriends?

  25. BananaMash

    I look longer than Subban. ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

    1. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      is that you, Peter North?

    2. Gross-Misconduct

      Gross-Misconduct

      i doubt that

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      you have an overly long torso? o:

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