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BananaMash

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  1. BananaMash

    got another gf 4 sale - $90. chest mods not included.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Yes we does.

    3. *VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS*

      *VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS*

      Nice where do I pick her up

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      My house

  2. BananaMash

    gf 4 sale - will trade for burrito or $45.

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    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      someone tell Dazzle about this offer

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Mash needs some new material.

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Gyllenhaal - its the same one, just bought, returned and relisted.

  3. BananaMash

    Say hello to me, don't be rude.

    1. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Hey you, are me, not so pretty

    2. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      hello to me, don't be rude

    3. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      hi

  4. BananaMash

    anyone know if superstore catfood tastes good

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    2. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      12/10 would rub against your leg for some

    3. Baka

      Baka

      My cat likes it and she stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i've never tried it.

  5. BananaMash

    Update: Some nerd keeps messaging my girlfriend, I'm going to beat him up at this party.

    1. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      :]

    2. *VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS*

      *VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS*

      I thought I was texting someone else

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      :)
  6. BananaMash

    I like the Admandom Oilers and Canner McDanner.

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    2. Tigs

      Tigs

      dolann pls

    3. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      Corner Mcdavid

    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      go back to terraria

  7. BananaMash

    post in my status to save eddie lack

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      hi

    2. Tom Sestito

      Tom Sestito

      in

    3. Vrienzy

      Vrienzy

      in

  8. BananaMash

    I am keyboard.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      that's why your so sticky :(

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      yes it is tortsie. ive seen what you do to yourself at night.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

  9. BananaMash

    Brandon Prust: Spaceship Superstar

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      That sounds like an off-broadway, 3-star musical.

    2. Baer.

      Baer.

      He's got a solar powered laser beam guitar.

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      He does.

  10. BananaMash

    I don't know why the Canucks haven't drafted me yet, I'm only 21 so I have lots of time to develop.

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    2. BI3KSA-

      BI3KSA-

      Eh, youre an overager that has inflated numbers from playing with Chrom, no thanks.

    3. Crom!

      Crom!

      Yeah, playing on a line with Google Chrome, would make any scrub look like a stud.

    4. Scottish⑦Canuck

      Scottish⑦Canuck

      Evan O'Berg, Oberg's Irish cousin.

  11. BananaMash

    Strome is the next Burrows because they both play ball hockey.

    1. Grape

      Grape

      that's what sportsnet said so it has to be legit

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Really quality analysis tbh

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Boeser is the next Gretzky because they both have hair.

  12. BananaMash

    I'm anti-Tom Sestito and Gstank because we're already a slow forum.

    1. Tom Sestito

      Tom Sestito

      Got me.

    2. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      All I can say is "it's toms fault"

  13. BananaMash

    Someone make a list of all these lists.

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists
    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Who has time for all that?

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_lists_of_lists&action=history
  14. BananaMash

    msg me if u think u r cute enuf to be my roommate and lifemate pls

  15. BananaMash

    leave a comment if you want to be my best friend i have a spare toothbrush holder slot for ur toothbrush if u move in w/ me :)

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      wait, i forgot im sorry pls take me back torty

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      no thanks

    4. Qwags

      Qwags

      I'll bring my own tooth brush, and a properly working toaster.

  16. BananaMash

    i like girls who like basic personal hygiene so if u like that pm me and well get married

    1. TheRussianRocket.

      TheRussianRocket.

      omg ur so thersty

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      nuhuh

    3. Mimerez

      Mimerez

      45$ and im yours huny. ill even brush me teeth

  17. BananaMash

    how do u wipe tho

    1. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      tp bro

  18. BananaMash

    -403,500,674 days.

  19. BananaMash

    Lets keep playing Weber, Willie!

    1. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      He has now dropped below Mike in my Weber rankings.

    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Fun fact: All 3 Webers have played on a BC team

  20. BananaMash

    I'm a school girl :D

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    2. Go Faulk Yourself

      Go Faulk Yourself

      You're the kind of person my male customers look forward to.

    3. Fox Mulder

      Fox Mulder

      Thanks for the warning GFY

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      GM is just hurt because I didn't think his Kassian hate shtick was amusing after week 6 :(

  21. BananaMash

    Linden Vey is only 18 years old!!!

  22. BananaMash

    I love you CDC staff rn

  23. BananaMash

    Do people actually like Don Cherry?

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    2. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Not really.

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      I'm with Webster.

    4. desiboynux4lifee*******

      desiboynux4lifee*******

      love don cherry he is a Canadian legend.

  24. BananaMash

    Richards influence on Stoll was too strong.

    1. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Doughty is a rapist. Voynov a wife-beater. Classy bunch.

    2. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      BanTSN, calling Doughty a 'rapist' after he was cleared of all charges is libellous.

    3. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Call him up. I'm sure he'll take time away from his Vegas ladies of the night to be concerned about this.

  25. BananaMash

    I support Luca Sbisa

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    2. TheRussianRocket.

      TheRussianRocket.

      I support BananMsh

    3. Mimerez

      Mimerez

      ^^^

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      thanks frends

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