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  1. Are you at work and want to waste time. Well, here you go http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      why did I buy another jet pack?

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      I just bought 20 sets of tiny hands...

    4. TheRussianRocket.

      TheRussianRocket.

      Well there goes my day, *sigh*

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    2. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      I would only start speculating a trade if Henriks house was for sale.

    3. Jägermeister

      Jägermeister

      That house matches his personality perfectly. Plain and simple, yet effective.

    4. canuktravella

      canuktravella

      that house is nothing fancy in a giod location if i had 6 mill i wouldnt buy it looks boring not much bang for your buck

  2. Daniel Sedin is selling his $5.9M house.

  3. You guys are so adorable when you're mad.

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      You're cute when you emasculate me.

  4. ScanBC 17 hrs · ‪#‎Burnaby‬ crews are responding to 6000 Buckingham Ave for a person that fell off a bike and hit their Penis.

    1. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      Is this a real account or a troll account...

    2. Armada

      Armada

      Real. All this is heard on the emergency service radios through scanners

  5. ScanBC 13 hrs · ‪#‎Surrey‬ ‪#‎RCMP‬ are responding to the McDonald's at 76 Ave & King George for reports of a male who tossed all the cookies on the floor.

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    2. felixthecat_potvin

      felixthecat_potvin

      HOW DARE HE!

      ARREST HIM NOW!

    3. desiboynux4lifee*******

      desiboynux4lifee*******

      surrey is a joke your 100 percent right.

    4. Edlerberry

      Edlerberry

      ^ ∗you're, as in, ″you're a joke.″ As in you.

  6. ScanBC ‏@ScanBC 45m45 minutes ago #Vancouver Police are responding to 300 Powell St for reports of a male throwing feces on the street.

    1. Jägermeister

      Jägermeister

      Sounds like he's having a crappy day.

    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Someone throw Depends at him

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      we call it expressing one's self LOL

  7. Fallout 4 has brought out my inner nerd. I'm overwhelmed

    1. Smiley2051

      Smiley2051

      Pretty insane, and coming out this year? Right on.

    2. Baka

      Baka

      So you inner nerd overtook your outer nerd?

    3. Canucks1219

      Canucks1219

      I still can't believe it's coming out in less than half a year... I was so convinced, for no particular reason, that it would be a 2016-Q1 game.

  8. I was just asked by my boss if a co-worker who is always sick works for ISIS.

  9. Tyson Giuriato ‏@TysonGiuriato 7m7 minutes ago Just spoke with Travis Green, who says Jake Virtanen's first shot in practice today went through the net.

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    2. Qwags

      Qwags

      Let the hype begin.

    3. Baer.

      Baer.

      don't pull a phaneuf and break the net cam!

    4. 2SKATES1STICK
  10. Hello bearded man who was reading CDC on the skytrain. I hope you have a lovely day where ever you are going as you get off at metrown station.

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    2. Fox Mulder

      Fox Mulder

      Likely Aladeen

    3. 2SKATES1STICK
    4. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Everyone knows I only look at porn while on the Skytrain!

  11. Proud of our team. No one expected us to be remotely close the playoffs. Going to be an exciting off-season! Good luck Flames.

    1. Heretic

      Heretic

      Good Luck Ducks.

    2. The Magician

      The Magician

      There's nothing proud of being up 3-0 and that being the end result. Pathetic. Feel so sick right now.

  12. I am Linden Vey

  13. Vey playing over Baertschi. The sky is falling.

    1. 2SKATES1STICK

      2SKATES1STICK

      WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

      TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

      FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    2. Xbox

      Xbox

      I don't think Baertschi is going to make the game

  14. I can't believe Bennett is finally getting a chance at the age of 27.

    1. AppleJack

      AppleJack

      I don't know what was more annoying listening to them go on and on about him for the entire series or reminding us every two seconds he is just 18... okay CBC we get it.

  15. Tables and ladders for game 4 please.

  16. Is this the Krusty Krab?

    1. Time Lord

      Time Lord

      No, this is Patrick.

    2. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      I am NOT a crusty crab.

  17. Bunch of exam nerds.

  18. Can I get into GM Place?

    1. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      What's that? :^P

    2. goalie13

      goalie13

      It's a retirement home for old General Managers.

  19. Bunch of nerds on cdc

    1. Webster6

      Webster6

      I'd rather be a nerd than a geek.

  20. Play Markstrom now?

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