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  1. Suck it Team Tank! Planning to lose is for losers!

  2. Sweet! Looks like the Sedin's have been able to pass their cycle game on to the kids! ...The Horvat line can call their game "keep-away"! =D

  3. Tank On!!! May you please return, Sir Schenn, to help protect young Bedard. <3

  4. Thanks for the add/follow! ...now Drive-By is feeling a bit more thrusty!!!

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      i bring the face of twilight. sit on it, maaaan

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      ...not sure how I can argue with that!

    4. Cramarossa

      Cramarossa

      What a time for me to run out of rep points. Y'all are ridiculous. 

  5. That's me inside your head!

  6. That's some horrible timing for Peyton Krebs. Tough blow! I guess we can cross one off from the list of possible choices for the Canucks in the 1st round.

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      he wouldn’t be playing for the canucks next year anyway. if they like him, they could still pick him. 

    3. goog16

      goog16

      Flashback to 1984...Canucks draft JJ.Daigneault.He wore a walking boot to his draft...

    4. Green Goblin

      Green Goblin

      ^ Fun fact: J.J. Daigneault was a 10th overall pick.

  7. Thats gotta be good for Boeser's confidence.

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Wide open Horvat, but Brock was just gonna rip it. 

    2. Curmudgeon

      Curmudgeon

      Both of his goals have been lasers. If that doesn't boost his confidence, I don't know what else will.

  8. The 'editions' on GDTs have become one of my new favourite things.

  9. The answer is always easy! Its just understanding the question that is difficult.

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    2. RRypien37

      RRypien37

      The 5 P's....Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance...

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      If you need alliteration to remember to do something correctly...you're dping it wrong.

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with stinky finger.

  10. The anticipated selection list for the Kraken...

     

    "Most of the Seattle Kraken’s selections were leaked to the press after the club sent its choices to NHL headquarters this morning. Here’s what’s been revealed thus far via various media sources:

     

    Goaltenders: Chris Driedger (Florida), Vitek Vanecek (Washington), Joey Daccord (Ottawa).

     

    Defense: Mark Giordano (Calgary), Adam Larsson (Edmonton), Vince Dunn (St. Louis), Jamie Oleksiak (Dallas), Hadyn Fleury (Anaheim), Cale Fleury (Montreal), Carson Soucy (Minnesota), Jeremy Lauzon (Boston) Kurtis MacDermid (Los Angeles), Gavin Bayreuther (Columbus)

     

    Forwards: Jordan Eberle (NY Islanders), Yanni Gourde (Tampa Bay), Joonas Donskoi (Colorado), Calle Jarnkrok (Nashville), Brandon Tanev (Pittsburgh), Jared McCann (Toronto), Mason Appleton (Winnipeg), Morgan Geekie (Carolina), Nathan Bastian (New Jersey), Kole Lind (Vancouver), Alexander True (San Jose), Carson Twarynski (Philadelphia).

     

    The selections from the Buffalo Sabres, Chicago Blackhawks, Detroit Red Wings and New York Rangers have yet to be revealed as of this posting.

     

    Bear in mind that the names on this list have not been officially announced by the Kraken or the NHL. Those will be made at tonight’s expansion draft. Any trades made by the Kraken will also be announced tonight."

  11. The Canucks really Dahlinated late in the 3rd tonight.

  12. The doubt creeps in...

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      @Playoff Beered Oh I have faith the Leafs will find a way to fail!

       

      ...I mean for the Leafs fans that were already planning the parade.

    3. Playoff Beered

      Playoff Beered

      Oh, you were talking about the Leafs...

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    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Great movie!...

       

      "This isn't where I parked my car..." XD

  13. The Leafs should jump on this FA goaltender:

     

    https://www.facebook.com/reel/463099208697208?extid=chYV2B&fs=e

    1. Vinny in Vancouver

      Vinny in Vancouver

      Wouldn't playing for the Leafs be considered animal cruelty? :P

  14. The media is officially on their knees for Marner.

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    2. Zhukini

      Zhukini

      He's the best player on the leafs without question

    3. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      That late game shot blocking was big time. 

    4. shiznak

      shiznak

      I like Marner. Kid is a beauty.

  15. The pieces falling from the sky aren't quite as big tonight. 

  16. The progression of me referring to #97 throughout the game:

    McDavid...McJesus...McJebus...McJerbis...McGerbil

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    2.  johngould21

      johngould21

      McWantstobetraded! 

    3. Pears

      Pears

      McCanonlycarryhisteamsofar

    4. Curmudgeon

      Curmudgeon

      McPoutyPants. Seriously, the guy always looks like somebody shot his dog.

  17. The realm of trade proposals is a dark and forsaken place.

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      And crazy dreams.....

    2. SingleThorn

      SingleThorn

      You're spot on ! Don't mind them tho'. They have a place. That place is the 'Armchair GM' section. Too many appear in 'Canucks Talk' !

    3. D-Money

      D-Money

      Really? I'd say its more like this...

       

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      All happy go-lucky, but then reality sets in...

       

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  18. The recorded crowd noises for the ambiance on the TV broadcasts are amusing.:lol:

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      i like it. gives it some normalcy

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      For sure, the silence during regular preseason game broadcasts is strange. But it reminds me a bit of playing video games.

    3. buddhahoodlum

      buddhahoodlum

      I'm hoping they add in crowd noises for the radio broadcast. At least for goals anyway. 

  19. The slight delay in commentary calls from John Shorthouse watching a video stream in Vancouver, instead of live from arena where the game is being played, might send me into full blown OCD.

    1. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      Oh, that's why? I thought SN just &^@#ed up.

       

       

  20. The team DOES need a new pair of brothers. #Slack4Jack

    1. Jaku

      Jaku

      We should just go for all three Hughes. Have the trio.

    2. Cramarossa

      Cramarossa

      #Lose4Hughes

  21. There ain’t a chain on my brain, I'm nobody's slave,
    I've got one foot in the cradle and one in the grave…

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      don't pay your taxes or debts and see who your a slave to? we are all slaves to someone. 

  22. There is a God (in the east), and E.Karlsson is too fast for his team (in the west).

    1. DADDYROCK

      DADDYROCK

      E.Karlsson is a tire fire of a defense man in the WEST.so far on the ice for 15 of 21 goals against.

       

      YA TIRE  FIRE!

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      He is several steps ahead of his team (literally, on the ice, with passes ahead of his teammates, etc.). Obviously not "making his linemates better", on his current team.

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I don't necessarily jump to an extreme statement based on +/- stats though. Especially, about a player playing more minutes than most others, and thus more likely to be on the ice for (the most) goals for or against.

  23. There is no sex in the champagne room...

    1. Fantomex

      Fantomex

      Cornbread, ain't nothin wrong with that! 

  24. There's no good news, if there's any news at all... This place is boring; This place sucks; This places is home!

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    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Sorry man..heard "good news" & had to haul out an old, tired joke.(like me)

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce
    4. Ghostsof1915
  25. This was pretty good...

     

     

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