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  1. Shots fired by Rogan and Michael Moore today on Twitter. Love it!

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    2. Horvat

      Horvat

      lol the headline on cnn says "moore calls snipers cowards"

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Moore is a giant highway pylon

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  2. Mike Ricci named Denver's Sexiest Athlete in 1997. How???

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    2. nuckin_futz

      nuckin_futz

      He didn't always look like he'd been hit in the face with a shovel. http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?p=56505455

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Oh, I see now. Same on hockeydb. After a couple seasons it all seemed to go down hill

    4. Bruce Boudreau
  3. Bruins fans be like: Prout suckered Lucic. Paquette? Totally got what he deserved.

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    2. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      Are you surprised? These are the same people that boo a player who just got his back broken by a Bruin

    3. Chalky

      Chalky

      Paquette did hit Chara first, but I agree there is a double standard.

    4. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Chara leading that classless team by example.

  4. Looks like Booth is going to be out of an NHL job soon..

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    2. Horvat

      Horvat

      tortarella, go away, we got rid of you and booth we shalll not worry

    3. Bruce Boudreau
    4. desiboynux4lifee*******

      desiboynux4lifee*******

      its official Torteralla has joined CDC under a disguise account, we have caught him now! good job cdc lol

  5. So this girl I know of was on Jerry Springer today..

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    2. Smiley2051

      Smiley2051

      all of the above?

    3. Dral

      Dral

      Why were you watching Jerry Springer?

    4. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      Link to ep. So we can all judge her lol

  6. Weirdos across my backyard have their tree up still and leave it on all night..

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    2. Heretic

      Heretic

      Maybe they are Ukranian?

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Why would Ukranians have it up this long?

    4. Heretic

      Heretic

      Ukranian Christmas runs to Jan 19th.

  7. dat feel in darts when you hit back to back 180s and still lose the leg.

  8. Time to go back to plan A of 2008 and sign Weinhandl to play w/ the twins?

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Sign Pat Falloon.

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      wow...there's a name I haven't heard from in ages.

  9. #bringback... man, I'm trying to think of someone from 6 or 7 + years ago. #bringthatpersonback

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    2. Master 112
    3. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      I'm Flinch.

      (No I'm not.)

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      #BringBackTDW

      #BringBackMaximAfiniganov

  10. lol Yanks on the TSN FB Page: Canada sux. We don't even care about hockey so we chose not to win.... rotfl, yeah, okay there.

  11. It's so sad seeing people take down Christmas stuff... #waronchristmas

    1. 2SKATES1STICK

      2SKATES1STICK

      taking down christmas decorations just means isis wins

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    3. viking mama

      viking mama

      Scandinavians leave their Christmas decorations up until Jan.13th. St Knut's Day....become a viking!

  12. I guess Crosby doesn't want the Art Ross that badly this season?

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Trying in the regular season is overrated.

  13. The President of England...

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Makes as much sense as President of Canada.

    3. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      India has a President and Prime Minister.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      As does Russia. How does that work?

      Anyway, my brother called David Cameron the President of England.

      I was like, ...

  14. Hey guys. It's Christmas Eve. If you bought me a present, as you should have, send me a PM and I'll give you the details where you can drop it off. Thanks.

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    2. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      .. a very large parcel is en-route COD .. it weighs about 400# .. enjoy .. and have a Merry Christmas.

    3. DarthNinja

      DarthNinja

      I bought you a Qur'an and a prayer mat.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Oh thanks you guys. So kind <3

  15. Why is the Bruins horn being used for TC?

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      That horn recording gets used a lot for some reason.

      Hell, the Bruins' goal horn itself is a recording.

  16. Almost 7,000 posts. Do I win a prize?

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Oh man! I love the christmas spirit!

    3. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      Vintage canuck scoffs at your puny 7k posts and makes his 9000th for the week this morning muwahahaha

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      yes, you win the coaching job in edmonton...good luck.

  17. lol Drouin 1 goal in 22 games.

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    2. MayRayDown

      MayRayDown

      So time lord a 2nd assist (which someone could get while on the bench) is equal to a goal?

    3. Time Lord

      Time Lord

      Primary assists are often even more important than goals though.

      Secondary assists balance out that imbalance, so ind the end goals are equal to assits, which is why there is a stat called POINTS.

    4. Time Lord

      Time Lord

      ^Typos, I know.

      But one more thing, if a player gets only secondary assists, that obviously isn't as important as goals

  18. Why do so many random people add you on FB?!

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    2. Bruce Boudreau
    3. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      bunch of cops and NSA agents who want your D

    4. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      because you're so popular

  19. Holy crap. An instructor destroyed someone in my class for cheating. I've always heard about that; never actually seen it.

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    2. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      ^damn sucks that he's a 4th year and will probably have to retake the course or will be kicked out of the program

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      yeah, i really hope he isn't kicked out. it was an honest mistake. i think he had an extra sheet, didn't even try to hide he was cheating. he was caught literally within a minute.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      You feel sorry for someone who's cheating????

  20. Online exam time. 1 hour to go. 2 questions left out of 10. Talk about being in good shape.

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      nice. I found the answer keys for mine.

    3. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      ^watch it be all wrong lol

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      LOL

      I have found some answer sheets that had wrong answers..

      I think I passed. I also got 92% on 2000 word assignment.

  21. We can still win the rest of our games! 53-0! Relax guys, we got this.

  22. I wish tests ended today and not next Saturday so I don't have to keep reviewing this crap.

  23. Hey guys. Party @ BananaMash's house tonight.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      No, he can't come. I suggested he go for a long walk and maybe see a movie

    3. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      Gonna leave him a double decker in the upstairs bathroom.

    4. BananaMash
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