Tortorella's Rant

Cody Godson and Connor McJesus anyone?

Did I read that right? 12 shots - for the whole game?

I remember when we played Edmonton a few years ago and they only had 12 shots on net, one in the third period. Of course that only shot was a late goal that broke Lui's shutout.

you're a bit late on that one haha

... Starting now!

so what you are saying is Lack wont get to play this year. RIP Eddie

Hey Torts, is it database_system.pdf? The file is 248mb!

yeah, but that's the 5th edition one, and he was supposed to upload the 6th edition. Either he didn't or I just can't find it cuz it's all in chinese, lol

Yup, I downloaded it and see that it is indeed the 5th edition. It's about 1300 pages.

thanks for sharing.

I'll hit you so hard, your dog will be retarded.

nothing to be confused about. you're dreaming about having traditional phallic shapes and symbols ('sausages' and noodles) rain down on you. do i need to say more? repressed desire

I'm sure the Italians always thought they could take over the world with their food, just not in that way.

Fying spaghetti monster is real yo !

if you're like this on Sunday wonder what you're like on Monday

I can put a picture later, my brother got one. It must have come through the vent somehow then and not a doorway since all our doors are sliding doors, except for the front door.Or through the window screen and frame because I am absolutely positive it was the spider I saw outside in the garden near my brother's room window a few weeks back; it was massive. And we found it by his room last night.

Wolf spiders are cool. They can capture and eat wasps. Anything that can do that is my friend.

I ain't got issues with spiders until they're in my house. Especially when they are the size of your palm

Not everyone can handle CDC

CDC just too much for some people.

FRACK THE PATRIACHY

BK = Angry Whopper?

I register for classes today. Seems weird to see a status like this, but I guess summer classes exist

yesss. watch fart mask one with steve-o and preston, it's amazing.

miss kady williams, google it, first link, lol.

I used to get emails like that all the time.. Then I just tweaked my blocked settings and never have I received spam again!

it's real i've done it before now I $$$$$

#PleaseLikeMySport

Man, the diarrhea that's gonna be comin' out of this guy..

So She was Spanish Japanese ? Must of been hot

^ here's jor suchi taco mang.

who told you?

I don't know what is where you're at but I was a security guard a couple years ago (most eye opening years of my life...) but Impark guys make .50 cents a ticket. I've known guys who will bill you and if you're vehicle was there by midnight they'd ticket you again because it was new day.

I got a ticket 2 minutes after it expired. The expiry of the day rates pretty much guarantees a cruise around at 6pm.

So... Raiders?

and White Sox ?! Closest to Black and Silver for the MLB.

cali

Orly?

yes rly

SUBBAN!

It really is, Glass I should drop this and take up pumping gas for a living like you

you got me

hahah ooooooh buddy I totally did.

Then writing a status... "action failed", even though it worked.

pls