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  1. Tortorella's Rant

    Can Mike from Langley? on 1040 take a week off, please. Thanks

    1. Canucks1219

      Canucks1219

      He is having trouble saying anything positive about a Gillis-less Canucks team.

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I will up the request to permanently.

    3. desiboynux4lifee*******

      desiboynux4lifee*******

      what did he say?

  2. Tortorella's Rant

    rotfl. Looking back at communication assignments years ago. I had to write a proposal. I addressed it to John Tortorella.

  3. Tortorella's Rant

    Randy, you better go on with your perm coupon. Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger.

  4. Tortorella's Rant

    Tonight seems like a good night for tall beers.

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      You're speaking my language

  5. Tortorella's Rant

    me > you

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    2. TheRussianRocket.

      TheRussianRocket.

      May I help You?

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      help me you must by giving your bank information.

    4. TheRussianRocket.

      TheRussianRocket.

      I am Me. I cannot help Me. I can help You.

  6. Tortorella's Rant

    Artus Irbe suiting up tonight. Irbe for the Vezina!

  7. Tortorella's Rant

    LOL 8-0 Nashville; talk about a waste of money for TO fans.

    1. Canucks1219

      Canucks1219

      Hey now, 10+ minutes to go. They could witness history.

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Is this game on tv here? TSN4?

    3. Caboose

      Caboose

      Its in the contract you sign when you buy the ticket. Expect to be disappointed.

  8. Tortorella's Rant

    Just bought my first bag of air and my first right handed hammer :D

  9. Tortorella's Rant

    Hooray. School website is down. Now I have a valid reason to not do work today :-)

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    2. RRypien37

      RRypien37

      Why pay thousands for school if you hate it and don't want to do the work?

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I don't hate it ._.

    4. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      (>'-')>

      <('-'<)

  10. Tortorella's Rant

    Leave it to the Leafs to crap the bed against the Sabres. Then again the Yotes owned us. I guess I shouldn't laugh at them

    1. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Ya you should.

  11. Tortorella's Rant

    Watched that Bobby Fischer Against the World documentary. Holy crap, even I felt the tension in the match against Spassky. Sad ending though..

    1. viking mama

      viking mama

      Glad they fought fiercely thru chess matches, rather than with nukes tho'.

  12. Tortorella's Rant

    Got to srsly question someone who scores 99% on a midterm. Especially when the instructor regurgitates the same test with slight variations year after year.

    1. Denguin

      Denguin

      Jealous of my mark, are ya?

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      yea mang

    3. KFBR392

      KFBR392

      You're not cheating properly if you get 99%

  13. Tortorella's Rant

    Holy crap. They found flight 370. Wolf Blitzer is fist pumping really hard too because he gets to talk about this for the next month lol

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    2. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      RIP Macaulay

    3. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      Legit they found it? or just another we may be close report

    4. schlaBAM

      schlaBAM

      ^no they didnt

  14. Tortorella's Rant

    It's my birthday. When & where are we meeting so I can receive my gifts from you guys? Hope you broke the bank, I'm quite special..

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      :)
    3. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      .. if you can get day parole, I'll take you to McDonalds ..

    4. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      I'll give you the gift of living without money, just giff money pls.

  15. Tortorella's Rant

    Oh, Mike on 1040 going off the rails again.

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    2. NatureBoy

      NatureBoy

      lol what that guy say?

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      yeah, Mike from Langley. I dunno, I forgot what he said, I'm busy working on school stuff. I think he was ranting about the usual crap he does.

    4. NatureBoy

      NatureBoy

      that guy needs a life, like how does he get on everyday and wait that long to get on?

  16. Tortorella's Rant

    So I sat down with Don Cherry this evening. He's willing to trade us Ovechkin from the Pens for future considerations. I think we can win the superbowl this year after this deal goes down.

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      1-800-Dangler >)

    3. RRypien37

      RRypien37

      where dey at doe

    4. Rick Grimes

      Rick Grimes

      Like, whoah, man.

  17. Tortorella's Rant

    If we trade Horvat, Jensen, 2 1st rounders to Pitts for Ovechkin, we can be 1977 superbowl champs.

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      ^ Whoosh

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      Maybe the Fridge can make a come back and play goal for us?

    4. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      I like the way Snrub thinks.

  18. Tortorella's Rant

    What should we study for the exam? "everything". Oh, helpful. Thanks. 6 weeks of material stuffed into 3 days.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Yeah I'm like k

      It's a 48 hour paper too, so she wants 8 pages summarized and writing about "whatever we want" in 2 days.

      k prof K

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      write about how stupid this is!

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Use this midterm as toilet paper tbh

  19. Tortorella's Rant

    Magnets. How do they work?

    1. mau5trap

      mau5trap

      http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vI6LGR352yE/TMapkx5gYsI/AAAAAAAAAFc/zza9ylA-9Ek/s320/1285770302993.jpg

      duh, u r stoopid.

    2. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Magnetism.

  20. Tortorella's Rant

    Remember when everyone here was like, omg, draft Akim Aliu!!1

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    2. Jägermeister

      Jägermeister

      I would take him over Patrick White or Taylor Ellington.

    3. BeefGormley

      BeefGormley

      ^agreed.

    4. Horvat

      Horvat

      All i remember is he scored 2 goals against us...

  21. Tortorella's Rant

    Shooting in Parliament. Coilers winning two straight. Am I dreaming?

    1. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      Nah. but I miss your islamic rants bb..

  22. Tortorella's Rant

    Can't stand it when people are always like, you know what I mean, or you know what I'm saying. Look, bro, if I'm not sure then I'll ask. Otherwise stop asking that every 10 seconds.

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i know what you mean but what are you talking about, you know what i'm saying.?

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      No joe, please elaborate!

  23. Tortorella's Rant

    lol ISIS made a video game. If it wasn't created by psycho's, I might try it

    1. viking mama

      viking mama

      Remember the movie the "Last Starfighter" where this kid with the perfect score gets recruited to fight in an extra-terrestrial war. I was wonderin' when someone was gonna steal that idea?

    2. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Probably more US propaganda...

  24. Tortorella's Rant

    Coilers be like, we saw how badly the Sabres sucked yesterday. Watch us suck even more tonight. Challenge accepted.

  25. Tortorella's Rant

    Willie Mitchell is captain of the Panthers? I didn't even know he moved to FL LOL

    1. Baka

      Baka

      I am out of the loop too. I look at teams and I am like... since when was Briere on the Avs? for example.

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      yea those 4 months off, or whatever, were killer

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