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  1. Tortorella's Rant

    Totally got hurt feels when someone removes me from their FB friends :'(

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    2. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Or you post too much and it's annoying?

    3. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      someone probably wrote "oh my god" in a status update and Tortarella descending into some asperger rage about how god doesn't exist

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      now that you mention it, glass..

  2. Tortorella's Rant

    Wow, basketball. Do you get unlimited timeouts or something? Tried to watch the last minute of the Clippers game... 20 minutes later they're still playing the final minute.

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    2. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Agreed, Football and Hockey for me only..real men sports!

    3. Del Rio

      Del Rio

      that's basketball for you! Literally 10 timeouts in the last minute

    4. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE GAMES COME DOWN TO THE LAST FEW MINUTES, SO WHY BOTHER WATCHING THE FIRST 3 AND A HALF QUARTERS WHEN YOU CAN CHECK IN WITH UNDER 4 MINUTES LEFT WHEN THE GAME IS GETTING INTENSE.

  3. Tortorella's Rant

    Why is Starcraft 2 installation so slow? Anyone? Lots of people have this issue, don't see a reason why..

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Seems to be going at an alright pace now..

    2. Tigs

      Tigs

      Slow internet or internet lag. Happens to me with DL'ing stuff all the time. I'm on a crap internet and I have to leave it on overnight with most games, hah.

    3. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      because it's WORTH IT!!!!!

  4. Tortorella's Rant

    Kesler to Save On Foods for some bananas to make bananamash.

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I have a crush on me too, don't worry.

  5. Tortorella's Rant

    I think I know why the Canucks tanked after Christmas. I got these Canucks car floor mats so I'm stepping all over the logo every time I get in my car. I think it's bad luck.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      kinda like it's bad luck to step on the logo in the center of the dressing room..

    2. goalie13

      goalie13

      There must be a lot of Maple Leaf floor mats out there then.

    3. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      ^ They're one of the biggest markets there. I wouldn't be surprised with the amount of royalties that they can make. :)

  6. Tortorella's Rant

    Wow, way to come out to play, BJs

    1. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      very disappointed..

    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      expected

    3. Plum

      Plum

      Redeeming themselves.

  7. Tortorella's Rant

    That TSN hockey night intro is so unrealistic. It shows Henrik shooting. C'mon guys..

  8. Tortorella's Rant

    So stupid. Two large assignments due last week. Finals 3 days straight at the beginning of this week. Time to actually study: none. Whoever schedules this needs to pull their head out of their ass.

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    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      By far the worst day imaginable? I'd say getting set on fire would be far worse, but that's just me.

    3. Silfverberg Snipes

      Silfverberg Snipes

      No kidding. I dealt with this crap too. Fri, Sat, Sunday, Tuesday. Only did well because I averaged two hours of sleep a night. The slumber I'm about to go into will satisfy all my deepest darkest pleasures.

    4. Silfverberg Snipes

      Silfverberg Snipes

      @ HYD

      Don't they have options for situations like that where they make you take a different final the next day?

  9. Tortorella's Rant

    Dat Frankie Corrado. Is he Luongo's son or just a much younger brother?

    1. Horvat

      Horvat

      Typing like tortorella...

    2. RunningWild

      RunningWild

      I know right, twins!

  10. Tortorella's Rant

    Bruins fans every other season: omg president trophy sucks who cares"

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I wished players would celebrate it more. It's a helluva accomplishment. A recognition of dominance and consistency. Take the time to enjoy it..

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Theoretically, yes.

      But for many, it's a useless trophy that holds no meaning because it isn't the Stanley Cup.

    4. The Stork

      The Stork

      Lol

  11. Tortorella's Rant

    Did Facebook change again? STOP IT.

    1. Tom Sestito

      Tom Sestito

      It's been like this for two weeks or so. It's bad though, really bad. Worst update to date, so weird

    2. -SN-

      -SN-

      I agree. Things should always stay the same.

  12. Tortorella's Rant

    On the bright side this season the Canucks are undefeated when leading after 60 minutes.

    1. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      dad jokes are just the best.

    2. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      #moralvictory

  13. Tortorella's Rant

    omg guys the cup was stolen :'(

    1. Ronalds.Kenins41

      Ronalds.Kenins41

      it was just a terrible ad with some terrible actors

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I'm not sure what it was about

  14. Tortorella's Rant

    Weird dream. @ a nux game. For some reason Naslund and Selanne were in my section. Got a selfie with Selanne, but Naslund ignored me LOL

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      My dad looks like Naslund, wanna meet him?

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      only if i can meet u too, bm <3

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Sure thang.

  15. Tortorella's Rant

    CLass cancelled tomorrow. proceeds with an epic fist pump*

    1. Xbox

      Xbox

      Lucky. I have Wednesdays off every week doe haha

  16. Tortorella's Rant

    St.Paddy's weekend and I didn't even have a drink. My Irish ancestors would be disgusted by my behavior.

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      in time o:

    3. LuckyLuciano

      LuckyLuciano

      leaaaaan gainz

    4. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Don't worry, I drank enough for all of us!

  17. Tortorella's Rant

    woof

  18. Tortorella's Rant

    It's that time of the year again. Thunderous thighs in boots and skirts. Lord have mercy!

    1. kodos

      kodos

      ...

  19. Tortorella's Rant

    lol the jagr & schneids photobomb

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      tsn facebook page

    2. Canuck Man

      Canuck Man

      https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/p403x403/1901221_10152456112466055_1159697503_n.jpg
  20. Tortorella's Rant

    Does anyone else watch the Frame channel on 222? I do! Especially the Cities and People show. That way I can creep on everyone without them knowing *Mr.Bean creeper face*

  21. Tortorella's Rant

    Arrive at school for the lab. Immediately log onto CDC.

    1. mau5trap

      mau5trap

      LOOL. I literally did the exact same thing. I see you B.

    2. TheRussianRocket.

      TheRussianRocket.

      Same here lol

    3. AV.

      AV.

      #dedication

  22. Tortorella's Rant

    lol nice back check on the second Bruins goal. Don't back check 95% of the way then drift off last second. Check the guy right to the goal line or don't bother back check at all and just get benched.

  23. Tortorella's Rant

    Had a dream it was Christmas and I got a trip to Scotland. But I woke up and there was no trip and it wasn't Christmas.

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    2. Wheels22

      Wheels22

      Plot twist, this is still a dream

    3. kodos

      kodos

      Plot twist, Bruce Willis was dead the whole time

    4. MANGO

      MANGO

      it's a glitch in the Matrix

  24. Tortorella's Rant

    Can someone create a petition forcing the NHL to hand us the Cup this year. We're entitled cuz I said so.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Are you gonna try to fight the entire flames team again ? We could use some help :P

  25. Tortorella's Rant

    Breaking News: Luongo has been traded to Florida.

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      What? So you mean the Canucks went from having two of the best goalies in the league to none in less than a season?

    2. Tigs

      Tigs

      Mcdevood pls.

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