JM_ Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 the whole 'where's the beef" thing that seemed to dominate a few years in the 1980s Link to comment
higgyfan Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 The Canucks just signed (or traded for) a minor player. "Ooooh, let's plan the parade." Link to comment
SabreFan1 Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 10 hours ago, Crabcakes said: No more (or less) than Buffalo! they're everywhere.... TV actors? Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 People on CDC who say "Raymond, Ballard and a 1st". Link to comment
Psylocke Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Every time someone sees me carrying a box at work, they'd come over and ask "Oh, is that for me?" And it's usually something that's heavy and I just want them to get out of my way so I can put it down as soon as possible. Link to comment
Crabcakes Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ghostsof1915 said: Tanev for.... Regrettably, I can only give you 1 + for this. OMG, they're not trading him people. Give it a friggin rest. Link to comment
Sedintwinpowersactivate Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Any knock knock joke. Link to comment
Alflives Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 When I make a post and someone remarks with: "forgot to take you meds again?" (okay, that's kind of funny:) Link to comment
Phil_314 Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Most "that's what she said" comments, not everything needs to be associated with innuendo. Link to comment
Goat James Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 1 hour ago, nuckin_futz said: People on CDC who say "Raymond, Ballard and a 1st". That's still funny tho. The number of times that was proposed between 2011 and 2013 ensure that meme will stay funny for all eternity. Link to comment
Cramarossa Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Non-Canucks fans calling the Sedins "sisters" or "Henrietta and Danielle", the whole "2 girls, no cups" thing. Calling the LA Kings the "Queens". Basically any lame, lazy, gendered hockey insult. Link to comment
-Stammer- Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 "Did you hear about the circus fire?" "It was In tents" Link to comment
MikeyBoy44 Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 6 hours ago, S'all Good Man said: that sounds like an opening.... One I'd definitely like to fill.... Link to comment
Time Lord Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 When people on CDC say "real good" or anything sarcastic about Megna Link to comment
Angry Goose Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Ive got one from today: My debit card declined twice (there was ample money in the account, just the usual coast capital savings fandangle) and lady in the line next to me says "keep trying until it shows up" HAHA Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 this guy i work with in the bakery keeps asking me to touch his buns no. no. or when i work in kitchens i loooved "hot - behind... you have a HOT behind!" any work related joke. stahp Link to comment
Bocivus Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I used to work for a beer distribution company. When I would have the cases of beer stacked on the hand cart to take from the truck to the store, some mook would always say "Hey, buddy. You can drop those in the back of my truck/car right there" and then laugh as they were the first one to come up with it. Link to comment
Tre Mac Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 On 12/08/2017 at 11:59 AM, -Stammer- said: "Did you hear about the circus fire?" "It was In tents" It's suppose to be "Our last camping trip was in tents" and I invented that joke in 1988 I used to do landscaping for Weed Man and every guy aged 18-30 that would pull up beside me "Hey Weed Man, got any weed, man?". So one time I grabbed some grass and put it in a baggie and tossed it into a car at a red light "You bet, enjoy" I kind of feel bad because I am usually the coworker that says all these 'bad jokes' to bring an iota of light into a depressing place(work). Like when I worked at a sawmill and after you complete a stack of lumber you release a switch and the stack rolls out. Ludicris had a song called "Roll Out" and I would yell that out and I would throw my sets up like a boss. Link to comment
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