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  1. Scary that Dallas could have a legit shot at McDavid.

    1. 2SKATES1STICK

      2SKATES1STICK

      or la misses by a pt and wins the one percent

    2. jdatb

      jdatb

      ^ that means rigged

    3. Kaner

      Kaner

      If Dallas gets a pick in the top 3, I'll be nothing but pist.

  2. Great news! If we win all games remaining, we'll have a 73.7% chance at winning the presidents trophy again!

  3. In 2005 a woman from Uzbekistan turned 32, just one year later she turned 33.

    1. Horvat

      Horvat

      in 2006 a heshe from Turkmenistan turned 23, just one year later she turned 24

    2. Horvat
  4. WPG hasn't heard about penalty killing. http://i.imgur.com/c3Q5jKh.jpg

    1. stexx

      stexx

      lol wtf how do you give up a 4on1 short handed?

    2. Down by the River

      Down by the River

      Must've been a brutal change.

  5. Nikolaj Ehlers set a franchise record for the Halifax Mooseheads with a 30 game point streak.

  6. Canucks adapting a new style of defense. http://i.imgur.com/hqgKCR7.jpg

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    2. c00kies

      c00kies

      Is that Weber in the net? Looks like he sinking in quick sand.

    3. Oliewud

      Oliewud

      operation human shield

    4. The Bookie

      The Bookie

      c00kies I think that's Hamhuis; Weber is the random leg sticking up in the middle

  7. Lol, the new Islanders strategy. http://imgur.com/c03A97u

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      scoring on an empty net is like trying to undo your girlfriends bra when you are 15. All over the place :(

    2. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      What happened in that picture?

      5 men, one guarding net. Goalie was pulled?!

      Not a delayed penalty...

    3. Time Lord

      Time Lord

      17 minutes left, up a goal, goalie was pulled but tried returning to the net? I'm confused.

  8. Y'all are missing what we really need to trade for. A 1st round pick.

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      Nobody is missing it it is just unlikely to happen. I'm all for packaging for a 1st round pick return. I'd love another top 10 pick this year.

    2. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Or a 2nd. Or a 3rd.

  9. I really need a new bowl around the house, and I keep hearing about this superbowl. Is it any good?

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      it's a superb owl but I'm not sure what you're getting at here?

  10. Kassian to the Oilers for Gretzky. Make it happen, Benning!

    1. The Magician

      The Magician

      That move was better than the entire skills competition and all star game combined

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      dafuq did he jus do ? wow ?

  11. Should we pick Horvat with the 9th overall selection?

    1. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      Nichushkin plisss

  12. It could be worse Canucks fans..Malhotra only has a faceoff percentage of 62......Ouch....

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Love the guy but he only has 1 point in 40 games.

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Malholtra is about as threatening offensively as a AA Atom player.

    3. Ronalds.Kenins41

      Ronalds.Kenins41

      Before his eye injury he was the perfect third liner and him taking the defensive responsibilities away from Kesler is the reason we had such a great regular season in 2010/2011 cause it allowed Kesler to focus on offense. Looking back our 2010/2011 team was stacked.

  13. Fact: Bieksa caused World War Z and is a member of the KKK.

    1. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      You have something against the KKK?

  14. If Sidney Crosby was in the 2015 draft, where would he go? Just curious lol.

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Canucks first round pick.

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      McDavid is having a better offensive season and that is the role of both players so it's tough to see Sid going first. As insane as it is to think someone is actually better than him when he's on his game for real.

    4. Zfetch

      Zfetch

      I think McDavid would go ahead of Crosby in a draft. In both their Draft Eligible years, they put up similar numbers, but McDavid's 2-way game is much better than Crosby's in Junior.

  15. "You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Words."~Kim-Jong Un (The Interview)

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    2. jdatb

      jdatb

      not watching it

    3. 2SKATES1STICK

      2SKATES1STICK

      ^'ainters gonna 'aint

    4. Zfetch

      Zfetch

      They hate us, cuz they anus.

  16. It's so exciting to watch a Canadiens game at the Bell Centre because of how exciting the fans make it. If only Canucks fans were that ecstatic at Rogers Arena...

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Dam poutine pirates >) lol

    3. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      I think the fans here have actually been getting better.

    4. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      Montreal has always had a winning atmosphere because of their storied history. Canucks don't have that but are maybe starting to.

  17. We should sign Sean Sanford. 22 years old and 6'9". Tryamkin and Sanford equals the most intimidating defense pair in the NHL.

    1. RRypien37

      RRypien37

      According to hockeydb, he hasn't played since 2011.

  18. If you think you are reading this, think again, you're not.

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    2. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      Then how do I know I didn't read this? AAACK! I don't know what think!

    3. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      Read-ception?

    4. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      If you read you are thinking this, read again, you're not.

  19. Hilarious what happened at the Rangers-Penguins game. Rangers won the game, players went to the locker room. Reviewed No-goal, players back on ice, Pens win! Ahhah I'm crying that's hilarious. Vigneault's facial reaction wasn't helping either.

    1. brilac

      brilac

      That was hilarious! Facial expressions are the best!

  20. McLovin is down!

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      But can he throw them though.

  21. Carolina is first in the league in facoff percentage. Yet they are last in the league overall. Maybe we can win without faceoffs?

    1. viking mama

      viking mama

      Well,.. aren't you a glass-is-half-full type person? LOL.

    2. Baka

      Baka

      Carolina is 5th not 1st. But it's not a rank defying stat just a nice advantage, It's mainly just relevant to centers also. Faceoffs can add chances or take them from the other team but obviously it takes much more than that to win a game.

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