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  1. I just encountered some random guy in a Flyers Jersey. Game him a high five, a handshake and wished him luck

    Unrelated, I have a really awful cold and pretty sure I am contagious as hell.

    1. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      @TimberWolf  Well you sure as heck wouldn't want to shake *MY* hands.  Here's a hint, I generally sleep alone on weekends and must find some other avenue to release my errr........:ph34r:

       

    2. brilac

      brilac

      I did that once at a Canucks game.  I was starting to get sick on my way to Vancouver, and when the game started I was really sick with a bad cold, and drank beer even out the sickness, so I would not feel the sickness.  These fans besides me kept giving me high fives through out the game.  I didn't really feel that bad, they told me they were secretly Oilers fans. I'm sure they got sick. 

  2. Ki-Ki-Ki, Ma-Ma-Ma

  3. R.I.P. R. Lee Ermey

    1. chon derry

      chon derry

      one of the underrated movie stars  , always did the military movies he was great!  was a hard nose in real life at one time.   

      • Ermey was retroactively awarded the Marine Corps Drill Instructor Ribbon after he retired from the military due to his prior service as a Marine Corps recruit training instructor. Ermey's military awards included:[27]
      106px-Navy_Meritorious_Unit_Commendation
      Bronze star
      Bronze star
      106px-U.S._Marine_Corps_Good_Conduct_Med
      106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_rib Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal Ribbon
      Silver star
      106px-Vietnam_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.p
      106px-U.S._Marine_Corps_Drill_Instructor 106px-Vietnam_gallantry_cross-w-palm-3d. 106px-Vietnam_Campaign_Medal_ribbon_with
      1st row Meritorious Unit Commendation Good Conduct Medal w/ two 316" bronze stars National Defense Service Medal Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal
      2nd row Vietnam Service Medal w/ one 316" silver star Marine Corps Drill Instructor Ribbon Republic of Vietnam Gallantry Cross with Palm Republic of Vietnam Campaign Medal with 1960- Device
      Badges Rifle Marksman Badge Pistol Sharpshooter Badg
    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Clearly God needed someone to put him to boot camp, he's packing on a few pounds.

      :lol:

  4. Only fruit that belongs on pizza is tomato sauce. 

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    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      "Can I get a large tofu pizza, with cabbage and soy cheese, on Gluten free thin crust. and undercook it a bit. Pesto/Avocado dipping sauce. Thanks"

       

      Eh Torts? Lol

       

       

    3. Green Building

      Green Building

      What a waste of pesto and avocado. 

    4. Mr.53
  5. Work sent me a birthday card with no signatures or well wishes on it, just the generic "Happy birthday" Wow. haha

  6. Always feel like a jerk when I can;t understand someone's accent. You say "pardon me?", they repeat themselves and you still don;t understand and just kinda nod like an asshole hoping it wasn't something you needed to respond to...

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    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      A smile with a kind "sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say" goes a long way most times, at least for me.

    3. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Trust me, it's even worse when you're hearing impaired like me. I rely so heavily on lip reading, but some non-native speakers speak so differently that lip reading doesn't help me much. I feel ya.

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Loud car stereos and parties have also made rely on lip reading... I can't understand people who speak clearly in the same dialect as I do if they are even looking away from me.

  7. Ever go a while without shaving then finally do but realize you missed one tiny hair at the side of your mouth? That pointy little bastard is driving me nuts

    1. chon derry

      chon derry

      it is mo vember  you can start the rest of it around that single hair

    2. chon derry

      chon derry

      kinda like building a house around a new door knob ,as the saying goes....

    3. Raymond Luxury Yacht
  8. Wasp nest in my ceiling. Oh joy.... 

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    2. PrideInThisTeam

      PrideInThisTeam

      Had a hornet nest in my roof for at least a year before it was noticed this summer. Not sure how it took that long.

    3. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Was fun trying to sleep last night thinking every little noise was the second attack and every skin sensation one on me.

       

      Though the are not making noise any more where my trap is, wondering if I killed the queen or hit the right part of the nest that got them all. Still have a soft spot in my ceiling that needs a really gross repair, blech

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      That's horrible, Timwolf. I hate wasps so bad it's borderline psychotic.

  9. Got a guy in my office claiming that Kanye is bigger that the beatles? yes or no?

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    2. chon derry

      chon derry

      the only thing big in Kanye's world is his wife's a$$

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I'm pretty sure most people know at least one Beatles song. But far less know Kanye's music overall.

       

      If Kanye could perform like James Brown, or play guitar like Robert Johnson, or Jimi Hendrix I'd hold him in higher esteem. But he does quite well without my support. 

    4. Raymond Luxury Yacht

      Raymond Luxury Yacht

      No way.  Kanye, right now, is bigger than the Beetles are, right now, because of the demographics.  However, Kanye is way too disliked by, or, completely unknown to a large portion of the world.  Everyone knows the Beetles.  Must be Kaan, ask him if his Mom can name a Kanye song, and then ask if he can name Beetles song.  

  10. really looking forward to complaining about how cold it is.

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      I was already complaining, after all, it was only 18 degrees C yesterday. Bloody freezing.

  11. Is it just me or was everything kinda orange this morning?

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      More orange than Trumps' face here this morning. Like living on Mars.. 

    3. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      I thought a nuke went off and I slept through it.

  12. Yo, nerds online. Say I wanted to buy a song to convert to CD, what's the best way to do that these days? Amazon doesn't work for Canadians 

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    2. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      First you need to calibrate your upper memory cache to allow for cross-data quantification.  Second, and most importantly, you must set your debug config to "XX.XX.DB.MV" and then enter in the data access code to allow for format control of audio files.  The third and final step can be a little tricky.  You can either quantify how many audio files can be extracted as long as the bandwidth for each files does not exceed 45,000hz or has a extension file that's greater than the algorithm associated with it(ex. Tx + Vx / Z) or you can just right click 'burn to cd'

    3. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      normie alert, normie alert

    4. Chris

      Chris

      Find a Copy of the song....aaaaand http://www.youtube-mp3.org/

  13. You think the bass is taking away from the vocal?

  14. When did we change the license plates to vomit yellow?

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    2. JM_

      JM_

      I was hoping to get LWYRUP but it was taken

    3. johngould21

      johngould21

      I've noticed more and more of these plates. I'm hanging on to my rusty old plates as long as I can. I don't need another number to remember.

    4. Qwags

      Qwags

      "And here we have a palette choice of urine or vomit yellow. No, there aren't any other options. 

  15. So what's this "The Good Doctor"? Evidently they are doing a bunch of filming a block from my office...

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    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      No no no- @Tre Mac

       

      Doc, these pretzels, they're making me thirsty

    3. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Nah, never played a character so grand but one of the movies I was killed. I imagine a few here would love to see that.

    4. brilac

      brilac

      Oh wow, I just saw a commercial for that just now. I'm watching the Bachelorette, and it's a bunch of ooh la la-ness, especially this one contestant, but yeah, saw a commercial for that.

  16. Damn, I ordered guitar strings from amazon, just a little 9 dollar cheap whatever and they were delivered in a couple of hours. I wasn't expecting them for a few weeks. 

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    2. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      @TimberWolf A couple of hours or days?  I didn't think Amazon had same day delivery in Vancouver.

    3. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Hours and I didn't think they had same day either. That was a first for me

    4. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      Very cool.  Amazon must have a deal with a local company there or an Amazon warehouse that housed that item.

  17. Broke my "don't drive on sunday morning" rule. was cut off twice, some idiot slammed on his brakes in front of me and damn near ran over a pedestrian crossing on a red. That was over a span of 10 minutes. Glad to be home.... 

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I used to go to DVC Sunday mornings, and would encounter drivers like that. I stopped going to DVC on Sundays. 

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      it was a good thing, you weren't tail gating him. my brother was always tailgating. drove mr nuts. 

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      Why would Sunday mornings be a particularly difficult time to drive?  

  18. Sbisa will live on as a Canuck to botch defensive assignments again, don't worry, everyone. 

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      So who's the next scapegoat?

       

      Eriksson?

      Tanev?

      Virtanen?

  19. Cinnamon Bun Oreo Cookies. 

    damn....

    1. Salmonberries

      Salmonberries

      Wow. I've never even heard of them before much less tried them but man, they sound tremendous!!

  20. We will rebuild, we will overcome 

  21. Crow nest outside my work window has hatched babies now, we're in business, watching mama doing the feeding thing right now. 

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i hope you never have to eat crow....they are tough and chewing, so i'm told.

    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      did you named them :3

    3. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      There looks like four so their names are Eric, Draven, Brandon and lee

       

      And I went out to my car and the father crow buzzed me like Maverick giving the tower a flyby

  22. NHL fan sites hate this shocking post




    seriously, anyone getting sick of this advertising click bait style?

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    2. LordCanuck

      LordCanuck

      Dont click it!!!!!

    3. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      *Insert situation here* but what happens next will SHOCK YOU!

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Man 60 looks like he's 30 by doing this one simple trick....

       

       

  23. Check yourself before you Shrek yourself

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