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  1. ken ham is destroying bill nye atm

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    2. Alchemy Time

      Alchemy Time

      That was Judaism btw

    3. Erik Karlsson

      Erik Karlsson

      The bible also predicts one world government, WW3 and Microchips which is all coming pretty soon. Your guys's dumbass science can't even explain what the mind is or how it works or why a cat purrs. Please, everything in science is a theory cause they don't know anything.

    4. ManUtd

      ManUtd

      You actually think the earth is 6000 years old? You would make a terrible geologist.

  2. I've tried everything single thing to improve, my rep, stop posting for a while, didn't made a proposal in a month, made poems, did gdts/pgts and made meaningful thought provoking threads that all of CDC could enjoy. yet I get all this hate for being ME, and that is what matters to me, being ME. I hope all at one point in time come to realization that I am not a troll, but a real human being. I am not bad, evil or anything negetive thing, all I am is a human who wants respect! My...

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    2. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      Admit you're retarded, Kodos.

    3. Caboose

      Caboose

      69 year old newfie lmao

    4. Baka

      Baka

      I don't like you anymore Cucumber. You are to needy.

  3. should I write a bio of my life on CDC?

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    2. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      I can't wait till your name is greyed out Cucumber, and when we click it says page not available.

    3. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      Will be another pinnacle day in CDC history..

    4. Cucumber
  4. android or apple. which do u like more and why? I like androidn but just me

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    2. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      question

      I heard a rumour that florence and his real bro both have CDC accounts. who is florence bro?

      MR.DD that is exactly my opinon

      also looking for a talbot. what do u guys think. nexus, samsung, blackberry, or a surface?

    3. FanOfCanada

      FanOfCanada

      If you are looking for a tablet I would wait and get the xperia z2 tablet. It is crazy thin and has top of the line specs.

    4. FanOfCanada

      FanOfCanada

      Plus it's going to be waterproof. Which is always a nice feature.

  5. hf boards vs CDC who ya got?

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    2. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      kodos is afraid he is going to lose.

    3. kodos

      kodos

      i'm completely confident that i wouldn't lose to you, i just don't really recognize you as someone worthy of debating

    4. Silfverberg Snipes

      Silfverberg Snipes

      HF. I'll take a couple of rational fans over none.

  6. when people call u a troll all day and u are just like I am not a troll

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    2. kodos

      kodos

      100 bucks catspoojams has woefully neglected dating profiles on multiple websites and that his top 3 best friends are all people who work at establishments he frequents

    3. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      haha idiot I don't even have 3 friends.

    4. King Heffy
  7. predictions for tomorrows game. I am predicting 6-1 for us crosby 1goal 2assists doughty with 1, perry with 2, msl 1 and the last one goes to nash

  8. I was wondering what CDC thinks I am? So CDC am I boy or a girl.

  9. Am I the most hated person on CDC or is there someone else that is also considered a troll that I don't know. I am not a troll don't really care what haters think and will continue the way I am going.

  10. what is with all the hate guys? I terrible at proposals ok I get that, I stoping from now on. I limiting the post/threads I am posting. I feel bad, really bad about what people are saying about me. what is with all the hate, i just human like all of you?

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      It's because we're sick of your dupes Tiger.

    3. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      how can any of u think I am tiger though? I have a total different personality why can i have a fresh start or sheet

    4. Kryten

      Kryten

      You have different personalities. You are an embarassing troll who can't even stay in character, maybe you should go back to being a regular poster as you just don't have the knack that other storied trolls have. Sorry dude, you don't make the cut.

  11. just wanted to say nicklas jensen, the forgotten dane. He has been lighting it up lately, I gonna say that his shot in 3-4 years will be better then kessels. he knowledge, vision, speed, defense and offense has greatly improve. most people are saying he gonna be a 3rd liner but I believe he will be a solid 4-5th forward much like hossa. the future looks bright with all our prospects.

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    2. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      I appreciate the positive vibe .. thanks Cuke

    3. kj29

      kj29

      Wow... actually a pretty decent status update from Cucumber... *slow clap*

    4. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      few grammars mistakes but my posts and status always come from the heart

  12. what should I do in iceland

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    2. *VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS*

      *VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS*

      Please seek attention somewhere else

    3. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      take a long walk of a short pier

    4. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Have plenty of unprotected sex with any woman you have to pay..

  13. just wondering what is the main problem with me?

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    2. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      that your seeds are difficult to digest?

    3. Dr.Strangelove

      Dr.Strangelove

      IP ban please unrelated note did Bren Mo get banned haven't seen his terrible proposals for awhile

    4. Green Building

      Green Building

      Saw you in a video with 2 hot chicks once. Keep it up.

  14. I was wondering how old does CDC think I am?

  15. I like CDC but get lots of hate. I love CDC, ps I just ate, the opylmics are happening and are so bright, let hope we get more gold so the sky become full of lights. a poem from cucumber

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Somebody TRUTH SUPLEX this jabroni !

    3. Xbox

      Xbox

      dafuq did i just read

    4. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      ^a poem from cucumber

  16. what have I done to get such a bad rep???

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      Don't mind them Cucumber, Florence is here for you and that's all you really need.

    3. Blueberries

      Blueberries

      Ban this guy already, and ban his little poems aswell.

    4. AriGold

      AriGold

      Florence is just as bad as cucumber. At least cucumber is positive, Florence is trolls everything in a negative way.

  17. fyi my birthday is this week on tuesday! I will be turning 70 years old, for my birthday I am planning to go visit iceland!

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    2. Gross-Misconduct

      Gross-Misconduct

      Happy 70th! Btw, i just turned 82 :)

    3. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      You're my favourite poster.

    4. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      lol thanks guys

  18. should I change my username if so what should it be.

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    2. Batmania
    3. goalie13
    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I like "Vape" though that probably depends on your interests, ;-)

  19. I am sorry for the damage of my proposals has done. if my comment ruin CDC or anything please forgive me. please read my poem http://forum.canucks.com/topic/355413-how-i-feel-a-poem-by-cucumber/ will try my best to make better proposals, hope I can become a respected member like the rest of you. hope u all understand.

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    2. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      I never read the poem, but I approve of it.

    3. Chauncey

      Chauncey

      We should have an approval vote of Cucumber. Got my vote

    4. AriGold

      AriGold

      I really dislike the person you have become. When we discussed trades in CDCFL you typed normal, now you type like an idiot. Figure it out Steve Bennett.

  20. I hope kes will get traded at the draft, it will be for the best. same with burrows

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    2. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      Kesler is worth way more than Richards with his contract, not too mention caps going up

    3. Tangelos

      Tangelos

      umm Richards is signed long term so his contract is miles better than Kesler's hands down.Kesler will get 7M+ in 2 years. For a guy who's had surgery on every body part imaginable I aint paying him that. Ship him out while he still has term and value.

    4. peaches5

      peaches5

      You are dreaming...

      Richards was 25 when he was traded and already had 2 back to back 30 goal seasons; having a 28 goal season prior to those.

      kesler is almost 30 years old and has only once scored more than 26 goals and that was when he scored 41 other than that he is pretty much a 20 goal scorer and he has NTC he will not get anything near what Richards got who did not have NTC.

  21. what your favorite proposal of mine? edler 3rd for schenns or edler for zibanejab 3rd

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Cucmber was interviewed following the trade. He said he was excited to be playing on a line with Olive and Onion.

    3. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      wrong I said I feel, I have the skill to play with wine, cheese and with clackers in net we are unstopable

    4. :D

      :D

      Ban this turkey

  22. how does CDC like the new and improved cucumber!

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      How about a decade?

    3. Baka

      Baka

      What if Cucumber turned out to be this mentally disabled little kid in a wheelchair with an abusive father and a drunk for a mother. How would all of you feel about this rude behavior?

    4. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      seriously florence, I think about that all the time. People are so mean to him. Someone once said "I don't care if you're a troll or not, I hope you die." I don't know how people can say that without worrying that they're talking to some troubled little kid.

  23. what happened to tiger singh? can't find him anywhere, is he banned?

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    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      banned a long time ago. That Shamu member sounds a lot like Tiger though.

    3. Batmania

      Batmania

      Shamu and Cucumber = Tiger Singh.

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Was banned ages ago.

  24. what if all the canucks fans like myself that think we should tank the rest of the year, is MG idea as well. we should try and get dal colle(cassels line mate and can shoot with some insane playingmaking abilities)

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      Well drummer on the other side look what tanking did for the Penguins

    3. c00kies

      c00kies

      I don't see any Malkins or Crosbys in the 2 upcoming drafts. I don't think CMD will be anywhere near Crosby, Tavares, or Toews in terms of skill.

    4. kodos

      kodos

      Omg Warhippy go mistake some more satire for actual news

  25. how do I get a profile pic?

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    2. Cucumber

      Cucumber

      k give me a few mins and I had a few good ones though

      for example

      edler 2nd for schenns

      value wise it good but for phi needs is np0t a deal they would do. will do one more quickly

    3. JE14

      JE14

      you have to post it in the proposals forum. maybe a proposal for kane and byfuglien?

    4. :D

      :D

      Don't act like you are new here

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