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  1. Nucks gonna’ spread cheeks in Ottawa tonight :emot-parrot:

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    2. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      @John.Tallhouse I knew we were gonna lose when you said this. 

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Canucks issued a #metoo statement today

      Sore cheeks.. 

    4. John.Tallhouse
  2. just bough a Matthews jersey to make toilet paper with :emot-parrot:

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    2. John.Tallhouse

      John.Tallhouse

      @Dazzleim finna ban myself :ph34r:

    3. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      @John.Tallhouse Don't make another STUPID status post again.

    4. John.Tallhouse

      John.Tallhouse

      @dazzle it is game day... ;)

  3. Oreo or Reese's?

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    2. John.Tallhouse

      John.Tallhouse

      Actually I was thinking ice cream toppings :D

    3. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      Reese. Oreos are dead to me.

    4. AppleJack

      AppleJack

      Chocolate and Peanut butter!

  4. Peanut Butter or Nutella?

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    2. stonecoldstevebernier

      stonecoldstevebernier

      Nutella is awful. Peanut butter all the way.

    3. Bertuzzi Babe
    4. Bertuzzi Babe

      Bertuzzi Babe

      Peanut butter - OD'd on Nutella once and can't even look at the jar anymore.

  5. Saved by the bell anyone?

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    2. John.Tallhouse

      John.Tallhouse

      (insert 90's guitar solo here, and slide down them piano keys!)

    3. rampage

      rampage

      kelly kapowskiiiiiiiiiiii

    4. rampage

      rampage

      kelly kapowskiiiiiiiiiiii

  6. How many poo particles do you think live on our phones.....

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    2. Chalky

      Chalky

      Lucky wins.  I can't top that.

    3. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Doctor asked me for a blood, semen and stool sample. I just left my phone

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      As Mythbusters would say. There's poo everywhere!!!!

       

  7. Anyone still kickin on Black ops 2 these days?... CDC clan?

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    2. peener

      peener

      i have a kd of .44 who wants to start a 360 noscope yolo clan

    3. PlayStation

      PlayStation

      Yeah lets all play sometime this week, although I haven't bought any map packs.

    4. John.Tallhouse

      John.Tallhouse

      Add me up elstongunn1

  8. Makin' a banana cream pie tonight! Whats everyone's favorite pie?

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I think that would be "warm apple" pie.

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      Wouldn't it it we warm cherry pie? ;)

    4. Hugemanskost

      Hugemanskost

      I prefer apple, but, hair pie is awesome, too!

  9. I'm Hopin' Santa will stick some nuggets of kush in my stocking.... some of them northern lights maybe?

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    2. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      oh a bag o' weed a bag o' weed oh everything is better with a bag o' weed you can try and fight but we're all agreed because Everything is better with a bag o' weed!

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      northern lights is so overrated lol

    4. John.Tallhouse

      John.Tallhouse

      not santas north pole lights:)

  10. Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

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    2. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      was it you, number 2?

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      I am not a number! I'm a free man!

    4. c00kies

      c00kies

      You mean that wasn't an Austin Powers reference?

  11. Anyone think the lockout ends before christmas?

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    2. Rypien37

      Rypien37

      NHL already announced cancellation of games till the 30th....

    3. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      not sure whether I'm more convinced about that or about the world ending on 12/21... frankly I doubt either would actually happen as predicted

    4. goalie13

      goalie13

      I think there will be an agreement before Christmas but we won't see the puck drop until January 1st.

  12. I'm just gunna sit back and blaze a bag untill this lockout drama is over...

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    2. MC Fatigue

      MC Fatigue

      hope its the kush man

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Hold up. Wait a minute. Let me get some kush up in it.

    4. Ossi Vaananen
  13. Just picked up a copy of the Goldeneye reboot for PS3... not my best purchase.. :s

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    2. RockNroLLa.

      RockNroLLa.

      man would love to play the OG version

    3. RockNroLLa.

      RockNroLLa.

      but yea would rock all ya.....Beast with the Golden Gun :)

    4. Guest

      Guest

      I actually though it was pretty fun. Not much of a "remake" though. Nothing like the original

  14. That moment when your room mate  hears you engaging in sexual intercourse.. :wacko:

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      One of my roommates brought a girl home once and I slept throught it 

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      Were you by yourself?  That would be really embarrassing! 

    4. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Naw self loving is natural and should be celebrated for the healthy normal thing it is to do 43 times a day!

  15. Is it time for the season to begin yet??

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    2. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      Almost.

      You just gotta transfer everything that you have in your bank to mine, and I'll get Bettman to start asap.

    3. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      Longest. Offseason. Ever.

    4. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      ^ It's only been a few weeks. Your gunna have a tough time with the rest of it Lol.

  16. Love is that which enables choice. Love is always stronger than Fear. Always choose on the basis of Love.

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      ^depends what your goal is.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Love can blind judgement to the point of disaster...

    4. Gustavo Fring

      Gustavo Fring

      Whats love go to do with it... whooa ooh

  17. First time seeing Shane Doan since the MEGA Doan thread, anyone still sour bout it?? I Doan't care myself... ready for a spankin'!

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    2. John.Tallhouse
    3. Durl Dixsun
    4. Jägermeister

      Jägermeister

      Yotes are going all the way this year. Going to bring the Cup where it belongs to be.

  18. Stuck @ work on a Saturday! Worst part is I might miss the game!!

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    2. Apple Juice

      Apple Juice

      So? I have a class right now.. Even worse

    3. 22Sedinery33

      22Sedinery33

      Can still watch the game in class unlike at work...

    4. Apple Juice

      Apple Juice

      Prof would kick us out if we use laptops

  19. Can't wait to see the classic maroun V jerseys on sunday!

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    2. Zoolander

      Zoolander

      Just as a shoulder patch tho

    3. Peace Bond

      Peace Bond

      Won't be until March 16th that we see those, when the Red Wings come to Vancouver. Sunday's a road game. http://www.icethetics.info/blog/2013/2/5/more-on-the-millionaires-tribute.html

    4. John.Tallhouse

      John.Tallhouse

      ah damn i thought it was this weekend, my bad!

  20. poo or pee? i do both

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    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Biznasty once wisely asked "Is is possible to poop without peeing?".

    3. RogerEpic5

      RogerEpic5

      at the same time or?

    4. Baka

      Baka

      My dog does both at the same time sometimes. It's why I don't take him to parks anymore.

  21. Just found this warning point from a while back, dude was rude - 

    1 Abusive Behaviour


    StealthNuck

    Warning issued by StealthNuck

    8 Jul 2012


    Penalty

     

    • Given 1 points

    Note for member

    you truely are an idiot, 

    Please don't attack other users like this.

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    2. nuckin_futz

      nuckin_futz

      Isn't that a personal attack?

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      if only all posts with people calling people idiots were brought to justice. it's time to revive the DOOP D:

    4. Lil B From The Pack
  22. we boogied in the kitchen,we boogied in the hall, i got some on my finger so i rubbed it on the wall!

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    2. John.Tallhouse

      John.Tallhouse

      Nah I got a live version that says otherwise boo :)

    3. John.Tallhouse

      John.Tallhouse

      ps. Johnny Tallhouse sometimes does covers. and when he does he makes them his own...

    4. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      Yeah, TOO BAD! IDIOT!

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