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  1. Jam126

    If Waluigi were to be in Smash Ultimate, how would you like the reveal trailer to look like?

    1. -Stammer-

      -Stammer-

      wouldn't he be the 69th one revealed? If so i'll cream

  2. Jam126

    If Elias Pettersson is so good, why isn't there an Elias Pettersson 2?

  3. Jam126

    You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack...

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Does she have so many children she doesn't know what to do?

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Hey, ya see a faded sign, at the side of the road

      That says: 15 miles to the

      Looooooovvvvve

      SHACK!(Luv shack baby)

    4. Heretic

      Heretic

       

  4. Jam126

    Why do French people eat Escargots?

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Because they don't like fast food. :bigblush:

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      because they thought that escargot was something that went with french fries.

    3. -Stammer-

      -Stammer-

      you're better than this

    4. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      I like to eat French...oops I almost forgot which forum I was in.:P

  5. Jam126

    "So long gay Bowser!" -Mario circa 1996

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      Who is “gay Bowser”?

    3. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      @Alflives At the end of Super Mario 64 (made in 1996) for the Nintendo 64, when Mario swings Bowser off his platform by the tail, he says "So long, Bowser!", but the way he says "long", it sounds like he adds the word "gay" after it, creating "So long, gay Bowser!" Many players who've played or watched the end of the game notice the same thing.

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      Thanks @-AJ-

      I thought it was a Mario Lemieux quote.  :picard:

  6. Jam126

    Listening to Cardi B trying to rap is one of the hardest things I've done in the past few years. She is so BAD. How in the world did she get to be this popular while a much more talented group of rappers are struggling to get their stuff out there.

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      I don't know wtf her "music" should be categorized as, but it aint rap.

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      I have an old vinyl that skips(rep..p..p..eatedly) of Porky Pig rapping about ho's. Truly art.

    4. Nave

      Nave

      She's pretty rough around the edges, but I respect how she doesn't do this exaggerated "female" voice that is so high pitched. Nicki Minaj can pull that off, but not many can. 

  7. Jam126

    People on HFBoards are the type of people that pretend they know about something but actually don't know much about anything.

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    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      You get the impression there that some people would rather be proven right than see their team succeed.

    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Life is short enough as it is; I fail to see the reason to venture forth in a sewer.  You already know what it's going to be like.

       

       

    4. Qwags

      Qwags

      The Dunning-Kruger effect in action.

  8. Jam126

    Father his Sunday best

    Mother's tired she needs a rest 

    The kids are playing up downstairs

    Sister's sighing in her sleep

    Brother's got a date to keep

    He can't hang around

  9. Jam126

    I find it hilarious that to this day, Bruins fans still complain about Pittsburgh "stealing" their colors. Unreal. Anyway, the Penguins' jersey is better than the Bruins' jersey.

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      There's two eras of Bruins jerseys that I like.

       

      Spoiler

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      sep-1997-center-joe-thornton-of-the-bost

       

      Other than those two, the Coyotes absolutely have the better jerseys.

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Oops, Penguins. Not Coyotes :P 

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      Seattle's gonna steal our colours!

       

       

      GANG WAR!

  10. Jam126

    Oman, I'm Hungary...

  11. Jam126

    Is Steve Dangle too stupid or too ignorant to realize what the Canucks are doing? He should just stick to Leafs coverage because he is horrible at covering other teams. BTW Leaf fans think the Beagle and Roussel are 2 Matt Martins. ARE THEY THICK? 

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    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      He epitomizes leafs fans.

       

      Looks like a lego head, acts like a clown and doesn't actually know much of anything about hockey.

       

      Probably thinks they're a contender because they got Tavares, forgets their defence is absolute $&!#. 

    3. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      I didn't watch any of his videos after seeing his video thumbnails. Looks like I made the right choice.

    4. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      Not sure how this clown got a job in writing.

       

      He's got a big personality, but his objectivity is non-existent when he is blatantly cheering for the Leafs.

  12. Jam126

    I don't think these signings Benning made today are as bad as people are saying they are. A lot of exaggeration over the term and $ of these contracts. Pretty good signings to shore up our depth and helps stabilize the bottom-6. Now, we have to move some players because we have too many.

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    2. 48MPHSlapShot

      48MPHSlapShot

      The Beagle contract is the one that really sticks out.

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Wow Don Taylor just ripped into the Canucks saying they weren't listening to fans. 

      Don has turned into a bitter old man. 

    4. Jam126

      Jam126

      Yeah, let the fans dictate what an NHL management group does. :rolleyes: Also, I saw many fans wanting Beagle and Roussel so IDK what Donny's talking about.

  13. Jam126

    The Shareef don't like it...

  14. Jam126

    In the 7th Century, the world was on Earth.

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      The world is all that is the case.

  15. Jam126

    I can't believe YMS gave "Flushed Away" a 2/10.

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      7/10 at least.

  16. Jam126

    Any funny one liners for something in a game show setting? It can't be too edgy.

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      he had a look on his face, of that of beagle dog, who was too polite to mention that someone was standing on his tail.

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

       

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      Yeah, I pronounce it 'pasketti.' Why? Is there another way?

  17. Jam126

    My only wish for E3 this year is for Nintendo to give us a Waluigi game!

    1. Art Vandelay

      Art Vandelay

      Waaaaaah! Would be awesome.

    2. -Stammer-

      -Stammer-

      I would blow the biggest waaaahhhh if they do that

    3. Rounoush

      Rounoush

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  18. Jam126

    I have "Feel Good" by Gorillaz stuck in my head.

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

       

  19. Jam126

    I've been practicing breathing.

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    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      My kapalabhati will destroy your sama vritti. 

       

      But it's dragons breath for me

    3. AlwaysACanuckFan

      AlwaysACanuckFan

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    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      that's a good skill to have, keep it up.

  20. Jam126

    I hope the Jets blow out the Golden Knights because Vegas' fanbase has already become super annoying.

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Winnipeg fans have to be some of the smartest hockey fans though. 

      "We want Subban!" is one hell of a great chant. You're insulting the goalie in a very smart way. 

    3. Down by the River

      Down by the River

      I find it weird when people cheer against a team because of the fanbase instead of focusing on things like whether they actually like the team/players that are part of that team. 

       

      Personally, I love watching the Knights have success because I'm happy for those specific players. 

    4. bree2

      bree2

      i want a Canadian team in it til the end, 

  21. Jam126

    Is "Down Goes Brown" an ignorant fool or does he seriously hate the Canucks so much that he's putting out false information out there? 

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    2. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      @AlflivesIt's the internet now, this won't see paper.  What's the bird cage liner equivalent?  Even the Wayback machine will reject this?

    3. JM_

      JM_

      @PhillipBlunt BrownGoesDown isn't worth the time spent discussing him. 

    4. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      alf

      please live in the current world

      my laptop does not make good bird cage lining

      or are you speaking about those historical items

      similar to papyrus

      newspapers i think they were called ???

  22. Jam126

    Obi-Wan: Hello there!

    1. -Stammer-

      -Stammer-

      General Kenobi!

    2. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      Come here, little one. Don't be afraid.

    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      **** Jam126 is not the droid you are looking for ****

  23. Jam126

    I hope Dahlin kills the Leafs every time. Would be nice.

    1. apollo

      apollo

      I hope he's a bust and whoever goes 7th overall kills the Leafs every time :P

       

      Would be nice!

    2. Undrafted

      Undrafted

      I just hope the Leafs get killed as often as possible, I don't care who does it. ^_^

    3. 6string

      6string

      Why Dalin when the Leafs have Jake Gardiner doing the killing himself.

  24. Jam126

    I had a dream last night that the Canucks got the 7th pick. EVEN IN MY DREAMS THEY CAN'T WIN!! :(

    1. AlwaysACanuckFan

      AlwaysACanuckFan

      Who did we pick? Hughes Bouchard Wahlstrom Dobson Tkachuk?

    2. RetroCanuck

      RetroCanuck

      Hopefully Dahlin dropped to us considering it was a dream lol

    3. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      That Dahlin is such a selfish player. He just hogs the puck and thinks he's Wayne Gretzky or something. What a locker room cancer. ^^

  25. Jam126

    This summer...

    1. -Stammer-

      -Stammer-

      bologna man

    2. J-23

      J-23

      When I met you in the Summer.

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