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  1. Alflives

    Radio guys saying 40 new cm of snow on the ground in Ottawa.  Arena might be empty. 

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    2. Squamfan

      Squamfan

      @Alflives he does not live two blocks from the arena

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      @Squamfan

      3 blocks? :lol:

    4. CanuckleHorse

      CanuckleHorse

      Alf ate some bad kitty? 

  2. Alflives

    Coil lose, and McSaviour is minus 2.  One way player. 

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    2. Curmudgeon

      Curmudgeon

      Watched the whole game and Edmonton was beaten to every loose puck. Vegas forwards smothered McDavid and Draisaitl all night and neither could get any space. Seems to me the key to beating Edmonton is exactly what Vegas did. Seriously, Edmonton looked to be the new Not Ready for Prime Time Players.

    3. Chickenspear

      Chickenspear

      @Alflives McBust

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      @Chickenspear

      you ever tried a McRib?  :sick:

      A couple years ago I thought the Coil should trade Draisatl for a number one D man.  Now I think that should be McRib :sick: that goes. 

  3. Alflives

    Heard on 650 that Talon got direction from his owner to cut salary.  Trochek was just the start.  Why is there a team there?

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    2. 6string

      6string

      Quantum....I think Bettman moves Ottawa ( Kanata ) to QC to keep the Canadian quota at par meanwhile Florida would move another US location. I prefer what your saying though.

    3. J-Dizzle

      J-Dizzle

      ....I hear Albuquerque's looking for a team :bigblush:

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      @J-Dizzle Watch out for that left turn!

  4. Alflives

    Arizona gave up assets for Kessel and Hall. :lol:  

    1. JM_

      JM_

      its even funnier that TO is still paying 1.2 million of Kessels deal for 2 more seasons after this one. 

    2. JM_

      JM_

      oh and Kessel listed at "202" pounds.... i think someone switched a digit there 

    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Isn’t Kolvachuk getting paid still by three or four teams?

  5. Alflives

    Jersey’s top two centres Hischier and Jack Hughes have a combined total of 54 points. Quinn Hughes has 50.  

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      Jersey needs another first overall, because they’ve done so well with the other two. :lol:

    3. Nuck1991

      Nuck1991

      modern era's new oilers

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      Exactly the Coilers!  Now they need to way overpay their two Smurfette centres.  I’d say 10 million each should be about right.  Oh, and give them each 8 years.  Then they can suck for the next decade!  :lol:

      Maybe they could trade for Middlestadt and have three Smurfette centres? 

  6. Alflives

    Does the math support we could be out of a playoff spot upon return from this road trip?  

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Montreal and Ottawa were huge sellers, and Toronto still has an ECHL quality blueline.  We should probably teach Demko how to operate the Zamboni to be safe though.

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      Got a couple months now I’ve been feeling weed doomed.  I don’t like our playoff chances.  Now we here Marky is done! Doomed.  

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Alf + Math = Alien Error.

       

       

  7. Alflives

    Rangers start winning, when Kakko’s ice time gets seriously limited.  Kreider is now going to resign there, according to Dreger.  

  8. Alflives

    Noticed that adding Jack Hughes and Kakko points together and they are still seven behind Quinn.  

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      3)Laffs find out Alf's bulking and offer him a contract to play D for them.

    3. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      thanks for pointing that out alf.

      Thats crazy.

    4. Elias Pettersson

      Elias Pettersson

      Quinn has 14 more points than Nico Hischier...

  9. Alflives

    My scooter battery is here!  Yeh!  Booze run!!!  :towel:

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      good, you won’t have to hop scotch to the liquor store anymore. the streets, just got less safe. i wish they made scooters like bumper cars. just thought i’ld hit you with that idea.

    2. kingofsurrey

      kingofsurrey

      HIt up the LQ store for a few bottles and then pop over the SPCA for dinner....

       

      Your set......

    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Mrs Alf should keep an eye on Alf’s wandering ways.  She should accompany him to a Friday night Bingo night for the next few weeks.  

  10. Alflives

    JB saying today talks with Marky are tabled until after the season.  We have to keep Marky don’t we?  

    1. JM_

      JM_

      hard to say, depends what he wants. If a team like Cowgary offers him 7 mil x 6 years we kind of need to walk from that. 

       

      There are a lot of goalies available next free agency if they are looking at a more split-time scenario with Demko and a veteran. 

       

      https://www.capfriendly.com/browse/free-agents/2021/caphit/all/goalies

    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Bet it's a bluff for the rabid media-hordes, Alf-man..they've prob shaken hands on an agreement.

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      JB: Marky, we need you bud. But we also need PO's.

       

      At season-end, we'll sign you to 4 yrs x 5 mill(100%)

      Make PO's: 4 x 5.5

      win a rd: 5 x 5.5

      win 2 rds: Add a yr or half-mill, etc....

       

      So basically give him certainty, but also incentive to keep starring like a King.

  11. Alflives

    Did JB just say Bess is done fir the year?  

    1. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      ya.....

  12. Alflives

    Really want the Coyotes to miss the playoffs.  Maybe it’s because Bill Nye the Science Guy creeps me out?

    1. SixtyMinuteMan

      SixtyMinuteMan

      Dude take it easy on the status updates will ya. 

    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      Now you creep me out. :shock:

    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Right now I'm imagining Alf in speedos.:wub:

  13. Alflives

    Avs lose to the lowly Kings and zero from Makar. :frantic:Avs will seriously miss Kadri.  

    1. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Thanks for update on that ugly mudslide, dirtbag squad

  14. Alflives

    18 year old ?Sam Bennet got his six of the year tonight.  :lol:

    No that’s what we call a serious bustaroo. :lol:

    1. Nuck1991

      Nuck1991

      7 now hes climbing :P

    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      He’s hot like a firecracker!  

  15. Alflives

    Detroit has 32 points.  :lol::lol::lol:

    1. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      that's only because they get to play boston so often

      if the bruins were not on their schedule

      they'd have less points... somewhere in the higher 20s

       

    2. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      that's only because they get to play boston so often

      that weakling team comprised of so many bums

      if the bruins were not on their schedule

      they'd have less points... somewhere in the higher 20s

       

    3. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      mmmm not sure why i ended up with 2 mostly similar posts

      when i only edited the first one to make the second

       

      i thought i should add that new second sentence

      to enhance alf's appreciation of the post

  16. Alflives

    Scooter battery will no longer take a charge.  Store can’t get a new one for three days.  SON OF A #*$@%!  Thank God for booze home delivery.  

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    2. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Tried using a rickshaw?

       

       

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      yes, i ride mine to do groceries, and other trips but walk in doors. mine is a 4 wheeler. parked for the winter. i have a rid’em’mower and keep my yard looking good in the summer. i miss the mobility to go out when i want to.

    4. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Alf is a real baller.....you should see the ladies he picks up on Bingo Night!
       

      https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/wheelchair-pimpin/80757197/

  17. Alflives

    Just heard on ESPN radio that 

    Tyler Johnson is on waivers.  

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    2. 6string

      6string

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    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      have another cat alf.

    4. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      If only we could pick'em up, he's got the unique ability to literally score in bunches with that 3 pointer.

       

      / sarcasm

  18. Alflives

    Sakic trades for Kadri.  We need  JB to make several similar trades.  Move our best support players, who don’t provide meanness, for ones who will.

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    2. canuktravella

      canuktravella

      sutter and benn have another yr of term

    3. kingofsurrey

      kingofsurrey

      "sutter and benn have another yr of term"

       

      Are they both pregnant...?  Well i guess that explains why they shy away from any physical contact.... 

      They don't want to harm their babies...

       

      Makes perfect sense now....

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      I think it’s fair to say JB is great at the draft, but his UFA signings (and trades IMO too) are hurting our team.  We are now stuck with older guys, who are supposed to be the support/role players, that are soft and refusing to play hard for Green.  It’s either change them, or get a new coach those guys will both respect and fear.  Babcock is the only available coach who can do both.  Or, we stay the course and clearly miss the playoffs, while watching our young elite core get killed.  

  19. Alflives

    Sam Reinhardt having issues in Buffalo.  Reporters asking him about his effort.  What’s it cost us to bring Sam home?

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    2. Odd.

      Odd.

      Boeser and Reinhart swap is something I would actually strongly strongly consider. Reinhart would fit nicely with Petey and Miller.

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      We should nab this guy, with Borat's traditional Kazakastani method of acquiring a wife!

    4. RetroCanuck

      RetroCanuck

      Considering Reinhart is a little older I think Sabres would have to add for Boeser. 

       

      Reinhart+Samuelsson

      for

      Boeser+3rd

  20. Alflives

    Will Podkolzin be the perfect winger for Petey?  Skilled, mean, and fights for his mates. 

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    2. Johnny Torts

      Johnny Torts

      Yes.

       

      &^@# that millennial " who the &^@# knows " bull$&!#.

    3. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      i'll get back to you on that in a couple of years

      patience ok

       

    4. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      Hopefully he doesn't "bust" out.. get it lol. 

       

  21. Alflives

    Liquor stores gone to paper bags.  Now have to go buy plastic garbage bags.  :angry:

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    2. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Hey Alf, can you buy some booze for me?  I...errr, left my id at home.  I swear I'm an adult!  :ph34r:

    3. kingofsurrey

      kingofsurrey

      Alf  likes to drink Scooter burn outs....  shooters...

       

        1 part scotch / i part scooter oil

       

      10037647-Motul-Scooter-Power-4T-5W40-MA-

    4. kingofsurrey

      kingofsurrey

       

      I like  the new paper bags...i use the new  paper bag now to put my cheap fireball bottle in so i can drink as i walk around town aimlessly looking for anything interesting to see / do...     

       

      I feel sorry for peope that have to go to work each day.... Work / having a job sounds so depressing and sounds like a real time comittment... how do you fit working into your day....

  22. Alflives

    Loser Leafs Lose again.  Ha ha ha.  It’s a great day. :lol:  And loser Leaf fans have to wake up tomorrow in friggin’ loser Toronto :lol:

    1. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Their AHL defense is going to get exposed real quick now that their starting goalie is hurt.

    2. 6string

      6string

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    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

       

  23. Alflives

    Can’t find the rule about trolling.  Can someone post it?  Thanks 

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      After reading these rules, and considering the rule about other teams’ Fans coming here to anger Canuck’s fans, how can a poster, who is protecting his Canucks, and being being positive about defending Canuck’s players be trolling?  IMO we have trolls from other teams trying to get true Csnuck’s fans banned.  

    3. Toews

      Toews

      Not everyone is trolling Alf. When you came to this forum, I thought incorrectly that you were a troll. I distinctly remember conversations early in your time here, where you appeared confused at what "trolling" actually was. Now you seem to have jumped in with two feet trying to stop people from expressing their honest opinions.

       

      At the end of the day we are hockey fans, and we should be able to appreciate good hockey regardless of whether that player is wearing a Canucks jersey or not. In a similar vein there is nothing wrong with objectivity either, when a player plays bad, some criticism is justified, and vice versa when they play good, they deserve praise. 

       

      Lately I will be honest you have been quite unpleasant, attacking people with barely any provocation. There are some posters who engage in such sort of behaviour and it is major turn-off for me. I don't understand why you have joined them. You can generally refute a troll's arguments quite easily, most of them don't watch the games so its not too difficult to push back against some narrative but this can be accomplished without personal attacks.

       

      Let the mods determine what constitutes trolling, there have been a bunch of them banned in previous years, desi, King of ES, etc. Lets keep this a discussion forum, not a personality cult or some sort of "safe space". We are not so fragile that we cannot hear opinions that we do not agree with.

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      Thanks @Toews.

      you are right.

      i think I’m turning into the old curmudgeon in the scary house.

      ill take a few days off and rethink.  

      Thanks again. :)

  24. Alflives

    Podkolzin will prove to be the best player in his draft just like Petey and Huggy Bear have proven to be the best players in theirs.  Not impressed with Kakko or Jack Hughes.  

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    2. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Until Pod comes over to North America, too early to figure out how good a NHLer he'll be.

       

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Let's hope so!

    4. Quantum

      Quantum

      @King Heffy -- I totally forgot about Kirby Dach. And I agree with you on it. Dach was someone I was high on during the draft. I think you're right. 

  25. Alflives

    Does the league need revenue from the Loser Leafs do bad that they are telling the refs to cheat?  Sure looks like it watching the Fla v Loser Leafs tonight. Total bias a cheating by the refs.  

    1. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      LOVE seein' the Maple Fleas fall tonite Alfer!!!

    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      Careful buddy.  It could ban hammer time if we celebrate a Leafs loss too much.  

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