MikeBossy Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 So let's have some fun at Coiler fans expense (Like we always do) Nephew left this book at the house - was going to burn it but realized its a library book so gave it back but in true CDC fashion lets see if we can come up with our own 100 things Every Oiler Fan should Know Before They Die: 1. The Oilers may never make the playoffs again before you die. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xereau Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 2. It is only a matter of time before mosquitos steal your last drop of blood. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWMc1 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) 3. We know the real reason cattle people hate sheep. Hint: It has to do with temptation! Edited June 1, 2019 by RWMc1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
higgyfan Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 4. The Oilers will have at least 15-35 top 5 picks before you die (depending on your age/lifespan). Only 5 of these picks will ever make the NHL. 2 will be top 6F, 1 will be bottom 6, 1 top 4RD and 1 will be a 3rd pairing LD. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dats hockey Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 5. You Oiler fans will never stop throwing your jerseys on the ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuck73_3 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) 6. The Oilers have easily the most annoying sounding goal horn in the NHL, luckily you won't have to hear it that often. Edited June 1, 2019 by canuck73_3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat land fish Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 7. The government of Canada is going to tax your nickname due to link to Carbon and later force the national media to call you the “Hockey team from Edmonton” to maintain pc in light of their offensive nickname 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BlueDragon23 Posted June 1, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) 8. Chiapet traded Traded Taylor Hall for Adam Larsson. Yeah, this really happened Edited June 1, 2019 by BlueDragon23 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanuck Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Why are you letting your nephew be brainwashed with that propaganda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post -DLC- Posted June 1, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 1, 2019 7. Tell your team not to D like this, it's highly ineffective: 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naslund.is.king Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) 49 minutes ago, BlueDragon23 said: Chiapet traded Traded Taylor Hall for Adam Larsson. Yeah, this really happened Edited June 1, 2019 by naslund.is.king 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucksfollower1983 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) 10. If your an actress the team owner will offer you movie parts or cash in exchange for certain "favors" Edited June 1, 2019 by Nucksfollower1983 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pluralsight Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 9. Kevin Lowe knows a thing or two about winning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naslund.is.king Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) The numbering is turning out reallllly well 7,8,7,10,9 Edited June 1, 2019 by naslund.is.king Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucksfollower1983 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, naslund.is.king said: The numbering is turning out reallllly well deb should be 9 and pluralsight 11 and it will be right. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milk and honey Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 12. Mcdavid's contract limited the team to signing other top talent which will makes mcdavid the greatest player never to win the cup. 13. The next time Edmonton wins the cup there will be a snow storm in June blocking all traffic to the arena and the tv stations will be disconnected therefore making your Stanley cup championship questionable. 14. Beer prices will be the highest in league 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 15: Gretzky is the only reason you can sign UFA’s, and even then they suck for ya *cough cough* Lucic *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MystifyNCrucify Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 16) The oilers dynasty ended in 1990. Its 2019 now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil_314 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 (edited) 17) In Deadmonton (where professional hockey players' hopes come to die), unlike the rest of the league, the word "rebuild" has the accepted connotation of being never-ending. Now if only someone would update Connor and Leon's dictionaries so they would wake up and smell the burnt coffee. Edited June 2, 2019 by Phil_314 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milk and honey Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 18 after the dynasty legends get to old to do the job the oilers will sign their kids for management. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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