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  1. Jockeys, start your horses!

  2. Playoff pool help...Rask or Vasilevsky, Kuznetsov over Karlsson?

    1. goalie13

      goalie13

      When considering playoff pools I always base my choices, not on personal stats, but on who I think will be in the playoffs longer.  Having said that, I would go with Vasilevsky and Kuznetsov.  But based on my past performance, you should do the opposite.  

      :lol:

  3. Come on OV! 2 more goals for 50

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    2. JV77

      JV77

      Damn Schneids!  Didn'tsee it but did the Devils have an empty net at the end?

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      no ended 5-3 ovie had like 9 attempts last 4 minutes played 7 out of nine last minutes and 2 powerplays lol

    4. Xbox

      Xbox

      A reporter asked Ovechkin about being 1 short of 50 and he says and laughs 'sh*t happens'

  4. When do playoff tickets go on sale??

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    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      Alf beats me by a couple seconds..

      From his scooter

       

      Tablet taped to the steering wheel

       

      Wrapping paper tubes taped to the back to look like mufflers

       

      A toaster epoxied to the hood 

       

      Spinner rims 

       

      Blue and green tassles hanging off fake side view mirrors, blowing in the breeze 

       

      I know your game

    3. brilac

      brilac

      Neither of my teams are making my Playoffs this year.  I know that Boston went on sale.  I like to go to Montreal when they are in the Playoffs, but this year they are not, and I am like - what am I going to do for my birthday?!  A Brilac dilemma!  Then I thought, I could go to Boston, but I don't like the Bruins. 

    4. JustABandwagoner

      JustABandwagoner

      @Alflives I think you mean 4 rounds and a riot ;) 

  5. OV 600 NHL goals!  8 away from another 50 goal season

    1. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      He's a living legend. The greatest goal scorer since Lemieux.

  6. Eric Staal a steal for Wild....$3.5m cap hit with 36 goals so far!

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    2. TNucks1

      TNucks1

      yeah holy, picked it up big time this year, actually just realized last year he had a decent season too, havent really paid much attention to MN or staal.

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Canes got burned..wasn't he overpaid & mediocre ever since their big run?

    4. Quantum

      Quantum

      He's thriving now that he doesn't have to put a team on his back. I think the pressure got to him in Carolina. He seems more relaxed in Minnesota, it's a better fit. It's a great deal for Minnesota, Chuck Fletcher gets the W for signing him, that's for sure.

  7. Tessa and Scott....I mean Scott, buddy, what are you waiting for if you haven't already?

    1. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      I'm sure they're like brother and sister.

  8. NRA is a terrorist organization.

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    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      The problem with every debate in today's society is that people always try to pinpoint one cause to a a particular problem when usually there are multiple forces at work.

       

      The availability of guns is a problem. The stringency of background checks is a problem. The lack of mental health treatment for people who need it is a problem. The lobbying power the NRA has is a problem. You can't solve all these issues at once, but you can sure as hell fix none of them by wasting all your time arguing who's fault this is.

    3. JV77

      JV77

      I don't see them any other way!  How are they different?  Go and see their social media and marketing, it feels exactly like a terrorist group.  They promote guns like a god and anyone against them they attack.

       

      You think it sounds dumb, because no one has ever really said this in the media, it's shocking for people to hear.  They don't fit the stereotypical type of people we know as terrorists...

       

      NRA is a terrorist group.

    4. Stelar

      Stelar

      @gerry35 congrats, you are the dumbest guy on the boards today. 

  9. Kristi Gordon...sucha babe

    1. JM_

      JM_

      she reminds me of the actress from Corner Gas 

    2. AlwaysACanuckFan
  10. Hugh Hefner has kicked the bucket

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    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Heaven may be seen as the anticlimax?

    3. canuktravella
    4. Kurt Nirvanagut

      Kurt Nirvanagut

      Burgeoning 18 year old blonds with misguided modeling aspirations can breathe easier now that they won't have to sleep with that bag o' bones for a living. 

  11. Mile Comrie...ya blew it

  12. Tkachuk is a beast!  Absolutely the type of player I want on my team

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    2. Lockhart

      Lockhart

      Meanwhile we took OJ when we needed scoring.

    3. The Vancouver Connection

      The Vancouver Connection

      Yeah if anyone watched the kings flames game last night, officially knows vancouver messed up. :(

    4. JV77

      JV77

      @Stelar Honest players don't win you cups...Tkachuk is already a thorn to play against and is also hitting the score sheet.

  13. Oilers officailly clinch...

  14. How the times have changed, sad.  I still and will always blame Gillis for not trading Schneider after the 2011 season....

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    2. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      IMO if your going to blame anyone blame Luongo.  The dude was an idiot for the tire pumping remark, then he couldn't stop a beach ball in Boston.  Whines about his contract, pouts when he didn't get to start in the Heritage Classic, demands to be traded and he quit on this team.  Gillis was a genius and just didn't anticipate Lu to poop the bed so badly after he opened his mouth. 

    3. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      But I guess judging by your avatar you won't lol. 

    4. Blömqvist

      Blömqvist

      Should've traded Schneider+ for Carter before the 2011 finals. 

  15. Jagr truly incredible! Passes Howe for the most points ever after the age of 40 with 269 pts.  Really remarkable

    1. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Neat stat! Thanks for sharing.

    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Seems like he can keep going as long as he likes.

  16. Car people: approx how long should your windshield washer fluid last?  Don't see any leaks but had to refill a whole can after about 2-3 weeks.

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    2. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      Depends on the size of your vehicle's fluid reservoir and how often you use it.

       

      Filling it every 2-3 is a bit excessive.  You either use your fluid heavily or you have a leak that is somewhere between the reservoir and the pump and/or the pump and the spray nozzles on your hood.  Have someone look under the car while you have the pump activated and see if it's leaking more fluid than is coming out of the nozzles....

    3. JV77

      JV77

      @SabreFan1 Yeah I don't notice a leak but could be in somewhere.  Don't use it to often, the sensor came on but still used it again today, 2-3 doesn't seem right..  I filled it again today and documented it just to test and see how long it goes.  I got warranty on my car so if I see it low again in a few weeks, will get it checked out.

    4. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      If the leak is somewhere along the line itself rather than at the reservoir, it would only leak when the pump puts pressure in the line while you're using it while you're driving.  Kinda like poking holes in top of your garden hose.  The hose wouldn't leak until you turned on the spigot at the side of your house on.

  17. Love him or hate him, man Ferland is a player you want and need for the playoffs.

    1. Quantum

      Quantum

      Yeah, but the Canucks have their own Ferland in the making and his name is Joseph Labate.

    2. RRypien37

      RRypien37

      @Quantum Ferland has WAY more offensive upside. He already has 12 goals so far this year. 

    3. Quantum

      Quantum

      Yeah, I guess that's true. I mean, we still haven't really seen what Labate can do but from the games I've seen of him with the Canucks... He plays hard and drives to the net. He just hasn't converted in his limited time in the NHL. I suspect it'll take some time for a Labate like a Ferland. But what I meant with my first post is that from a toughness perspective, Ferland might meet his match in Labate. Labate just needs some time to adjust to the NHL, much like Ferland did when he first got into the NHL a few years ago.

  18. Anyone good with EXCEL?  I have a question.  I have simply a bunch of numbers in my cells and I want to be able to see out of all my numbers, how many times each number comes up...Is this possible?

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    2. JV77

      JV77

      Thanks for the help, Just found out how to do it.  COUNTIF function it is

    3. Art Vandelay

      Art Vandelay

      I use this formula:

       

      =COUNTA(IFERROR( FILTER( H1:H , SEARCH( A1 , H1:H ) ) ) )

       

      Let's you have multiple linking formulas in case what you are searching changes; and also lets you pick the area to search. The A1 = what you want to count.... H1:H being the area the formula searches. 

       

       

       

    4. Art Vandelay

      Art Vandelay

      That formula is a lot more complex than countif, but can do a lot more things. Good thing to have for later. 

  19. Do most people who win the lottery pick their numbers or have them automatically drawn?

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Statistically, the odds are the same that any combination of numbers will be picked. So, it doesn’t matter if you choose lucky numbers or let the machine choose for you. There is no predictable method to picking the winning numbers of the lottery. 

    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      According to powerball stats-  70-80% of winning tickets are quick picks, but at the same time 70-80% of tickets purchased are quick picks. So, what Ghost says is 100% correct.

       

      Side note - having "lucky numbers" that you compulsively play is a form of gambling addiction, the fear of your numbers coming up if you don't play that week is the crux. All addicts start somewhere. Before you know it you could have many groups of lucky numbers and be blowing $100 a week on a fools tax. Addictions grow and become more powerful the more you indulge them, you'll begin searching for that thrill everywhere.

       

      Just say no to lucky numbers.

  20. Got a a new Panthers Luongo jersey! Don't about others but is a dman good looking jersey

  21. Does making threads take up space or something?? Jesus

  22. Any comedy fans, fans of Bill Burr??

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    2. TheRussianRocket.

      TheRussianRocket.

      Been following him for many years. One of the best. Natural talent...it just comes to him. Doesn't even have to try. 

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      bill with wayne. you're welcome :3

       

       

    4. Quinn12

      Quinn12

      If you guys like Bill Burr you have to check out this youtuber...

       

      https://www.youtube.com/user/allenpalin/videos

       

      Found him a couple months ago and he keeps uploading golden bill burr commentary with video of what he's talking about (usually from his radio podcast show).

       

      My fav one.. 

       

  23. METALLICA!!!! rghhhhhhhhh

  24. David Blaine....how? Simply how?  

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      I love slight of hand stuff. If you have time, check out Penn and Teller Fool Us. It's all over youtube, and it's magicians trying to fool those 2 guys with their tricks. Some of it is pretty ho hum, and other stuff really wrecks the noodle. It's awesome.

       

       

    3. Green Building
    4. soosoodeff

      soosoodeff

      spirits follow him around doing his tricks. 666!!!!

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