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I'm going to miss Weise (especially since my sister's BF knows him), but Diaz is a solid top PMD-man that can pair with a DD.

59 Save Shutout for Scrivens!!!

I'm going to my first Canucks game on Friday!!!

TIL that Richard Sherman is a Nucks fan lol.

Do fruits celebrate Christmas?

Winning streak snapped by the circus show.

Colorado outshot Dallas 21-10 in the first period. Connauton has the goal for Dallas in the 1-1 game.

Minnesota lost in regulation- same record as Vancouver now.

I went to write my final today and found out that a high school teacher was in the same class lol.

Does anyone else find it weird that "fridge" has a 'd' in it, but "refrigerator" does not?

Here come the Nichushkin threads.

I would love to see Ferriero get a callup, he'd probably be an improvement over Sestito.

So I had the most successful date due to this poem "Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

That awkward moment when your class is having a discussion on necrophilia and someone asks "Where can you find dead bodies?"

If your joke doesn't offend anybody, it's not a good joke.

The Kings blew a 4-0, game is tied 4-4 in the third period.

So the Canucks still lack a top-6 forward (not known as Burrows). What else is new?

With Biron waived, we'll get to see if the Canucks are comfortable with Lack as backup for the whole year or if they want an experience backup.

Finished the "report" with a half hour to spare

So I slept in and missed class today. Fill the blank for me: this week is going to be____

Feels- http://www.damnlol.com/i/9d0cf8bd335fc85a7a59390a27995e3d.jpg

One flaw of the shot blocking system exposed; massive screens.

Calgary blew a 3-0 and 4-1 lead to the Caps lol. Good to see them keep up the Alberta trend.