[TSN] - Louie Eriksson to retire after July 1st. Mutual agreement with Canucks has been reached

[samurai]

1 hour ago, Hindustan Smyl said:

[TSN] - Louie Eriksson to retire after July 1st.  Mutual agreement with Canucks has been reached

 

According to TSN, the Canucks and Eriksson have mutually agreed to part ways at seasons’ end.  Eriksson will get a 3 million dollar bonus after July 1st, which will make him have earned 28 of his 36 million.  Given that the Canucks are heading in a different direction, combined with Louie’s inability to live up to offensive expectations, both parties have mutually agreed to part ways after July 1st.

 

Eriksson will likely head back to Sweden where he will resume his Pro hockey career, while the Canucks will be off the hook for Louie’s cap.

 

And yes - it’s April 1st here in China, and so April Fools.  :-)

sorry didn't bite - missing too many important clues that I use often to distinguish fake products from China from real ones.

[canuckpuckluck1]

Well played sir

[smokes]

I laughed, I cried. Then I cried some more.

[73 Percent]

Bamboozled again

[Hairy Kneel]

Reading it brought a lightness and elation that never ever thought I'd ever ever feel...then there was this other feeling...f%@ yu all over bro... 

[naslund.is.king]

Dick

[Twilight Sparkle]

 

[IBatch]

You suck.  Got me.

[D.B Cooper]

There should be an instant ban rule for idiots who make April fools posts. 

[tas]

when the subject of the article has his name spelled wrong in the headline, it's usually a good time to start questioning the validity of the content. 

[SingleThorn]

7 minutes ago, drummerboy said:

There should be an instant ban rule for idiots who make April fools posts. 

Whilst I find the April Fools stuff to be beyond tedious, I think that the OP should be banned until he agrees to change his obnoxious i.d. pic.. The fact that he attaches that piece of garbage to an iconic and much loved Canuck name is shameful !

[Glug Datt]

I wonder how ol' Lou would feel if he read this thread... might make him want to actually do it. 

[Coconuts]

CDC with the salt be like

 

[48MPHSlapShot]

[timberz21]

1 hour ago, drummerboy said:

There should be an instant ban rule for idiots who make April fools posts. 

What is the point of April fools then?  

[Guest]

I was excited until you brought me back down. Jackass :/

[JM_]

oh man if this had been done as a faked Elliott Friedman tweet that would have been awesome. 

[DeltaSwede]

"Could it be? Could it actually not be an april fools joke..? oh.."

[D.B Cooper]

1 hour ago, timberz21 said:

What is the point of April fools then?  

Great question.   

The answer is..... if you are older than 12, there is no point.  

It is straight up stupid.  

[Viper007]

You Sir have won April fool's day on CDC!  Bravo! @Hindustan Smyl