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  1. Which player on the Sharks do we hate the most?

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    2. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      do they still have any real nhl players ?

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Plenty, their problem is that they seem to have trouble getting real NHL goaltending 

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Weird how Jones went from having a 2.27 GAA, and has been worse year by year. Now he's at 3.22 GAA. 

      Is that more an indicator of declining/aging defence? Or he just can't handle the workload? 

  2. Who had the worse off season?

    Dumbass and the LOSER LEAFS, or Tresnivling and the SMELLY COWPIES.  Got to bring us true Canuck fans great joy seeing these two LOSER teams LOSING.

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    2. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      I get more joy from our team winning than other teams losing.

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      @-AJ-

      After 8 years of Benning there hasn’t been much joy in “Mudville”.  So yippee to the LOSER LEAFS and SMELLY COWPIES having horrible off-seasons.  And thank God we no longer have Benning so we can take joy in watching us winning - again.  

    4. Nucker 67

      Nucker 67

      I'm sure Matthews is eyeing the date his contract ends. With the Leafs goaltending, he's not winning a Cup in TOR. I am a fan of this. Also, the Flames' two best players walked. Markstrom is going to be busy, and frustrated.  

  3. Who hates the Leafs more?

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i had a hatred for adolphe hitler and charley manson but not teams over hockey. i disliked mike keenan and the toronto media sometimes but that is it. 

    3. canucklehead44

      canucklehead44

      I don't mind the Leafs on-ice team. They have some knowledgeable fans but for the most part they are pretty annoying and way overrate their players. The media is also annoying. 

    4. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      @Coconuts

       

      I knew of a Habsfan that hates the Ruins (bad spelling intentional) so much he’d rather see his teams go 8-72 with all eight wins against the Ruins than 72-8 with all eight losses against the Ruins.

  4. Who is JD Burke?  He’s saying Stecher is better than Tanev.

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    2. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      This year? That isn't that outlandish of a statement. I'd still give Tanev the edge but Stecher has been quietly doing really well.

    3. Quantum

      Quantum

      He wrote this horrible take of an "article" for CanucksArmy a few years ago... The take was so bad he had to write another article a year later saying how he was wrong when it was becoming apparent MacEwen was gonna get a callup. 

       

      https://canucksarmy.com/2017/03/04/canucks-throw-away-contract-on-chl-free-agent-zack-macewen/

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      He's a joke, don't take him seriously 

  5. Who likes scothct?  My Gos its good.  Wife hid the bottle - again:(

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    2. brilac

      brilac

      I hope he's ok.  I drank a little more than 3 glasses of champagne, and woke up at 10am. I think I may go to the grocery store and buy organic, but I'm too lazy to get ready.  I'm drinking hot water, and hockey is on at 4pm.  Very exciting game!

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      @luckylager

      Alf is one of those people who gets loaded on a couple shots.  I’m feeling great, and ready to drown my sorrows (win or lose tonight).:towel:

    4. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      He lives.  Beer O'Clock here.

  6. Who misses Desi, other than me?  

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    2. MJDDawg

      MJDDawg

      That was the problem Alf, he didn't have a view. He'd blow up any thread he joined by making statements he knew would get people's backs up. How many times does the same person have to state that JB is an idiot by not trading every former core player when most of the freeking roster has been turned over in only two years. It was the same shat over and over with him and he knew what he was doing. That's a troll in my view.

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i could have taken him if he, once or twice said something that he liked about the team...trolls can't do that and neither could he...being opinionated is one thing, being negative 100% of the time is trolling.

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      Yup, goods points you two.  There 

  7. Who will be the bigger bustaroo:  Kakko or Jack Hughes?  

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    2. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      Also imo Nico Hischer is the biggest bustaroo.. 

       

      Hard to believe he was first overall ahead of Elias. 

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      Hischier will make a really good number three centre.  But that’s not what Jersey was expecting with their first overall pick.  Hischier and then Jack Hughes could be (combined) the two worst first overall picks by one team in a short window of drafts (3 years) in the history of the draft.  Seriously two top picks in three years and they basically got nothing that will really help them win.  No wonder their GM got iced.  

    4. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      Y'all forgot Nolan Patrick too.

  8. Who will be the Conn Smyth winner for our first Cup:  Pettersson, Hughes, Marky, or Bo?  

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    2. sonoman

      sonoman

      Split 4 ways

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Let's make the playoffs first? 

    4. 6string

      6string

      I'll go with the hot and unbeatable goaltender Thatcher Demko!

  9. Why are hard boiled eggs really difficult to get the shell off sometimes?  

    1. Mackcanuck

      Mackcanuck

      Really farm fresh eggs are hard to get the shell off, It sounds weird, but you don't want really fresh eggs if you are going to hard boil.

    2. Western Red

      Western Red

      Listen here, put the cooked eggs into a glass container and shake for like 5 seconds. They'll peel right off after. EASY! I just found out about this trick a couple months ago. Large mason jar works,

    3. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      You can also peel off the tip of the top and bottom of the egg, then blow on the top and it'll slide out. Just be sure to catch it.

  10. Why do Leaf fans post on our Canucks' site.  This is Canuck's dot com after all. Isn't there a Loser Leafs dot com?

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    2. brilac

      brilac

      I would like to know who they are.  Maybe I could communicate to them about that Leafs documentary series I've been watching for the somewhat time and what my favorite parts are, and how they feel about the Habs. 

    3. Devron

      Devron

      Doesn’t matter we owned the Leafs this year. 2-0

    4. Crabcakes

      Crabcakes

      Anybody can join.  It's one of the paradoxes of living in a free society.  I used to look at the Oilers comments for entertainment but never considered joining or commenting.

  11. Why do we feed vermin?  Do our streets need pest control?

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Because Marchand's parents were too stupid to use birth control.

    3. Alflives
    4. Green Building

      Green Building

      With our garbage, I know. Most don't do it intentionally, but the bigger the city the trickier the logistics, apparently. 

       

       

  12. Why do we hate the Loser Leafs so much?  We are talking about a history of Horton, Keon, Bond, Bauer, and the Big M.  Sittler and Lanny, Gilmor, and Wendell.  Yet, these Leafs are so easily hated.  Is it “I pull my pants down” that’s hated?  :lol:

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    2. Chickenspear

      Chickenspear

      -Old conference rival

      -Matthews

      -Toronto media

      -Matthews again

      -Having to hear about how the Shanaplan is the best plan

      -Toronto fans

      -Dubas

      -Having to scroll through 10 different week old Leafs articles to find yesterdays Canucks news on TSN/SN

      -F*** them anyways

      -Princess Willy

       

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Alflives = closet Leaf fan!

       

    4. CoquitlamDave

      CoquitlamDave

      Mostly TSN, maybe the leaf's jerseys overpowering Nuckleheads jerseys on VS games

  13. Why, when watching Nate Schmidt play, do I see this?

    image.jpeg.530b542277fa847f9a80b3c07274da64.jpeg

    1. JM_

      JM_

      lets not be too hard on Nate, he did end up in Winnipeg after all. Thats punishment enough.

    2. hammertime
  14. Will Podkolzin be the perfect winger for Petey?  Skilled, mean, and fights for his mates. 

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    2. Johnny Torts

      Johnny Torts

      Yes.

       

      &^@# that millennial " who the &^@# knows " bull$&!#.

    3. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      i'll get back to you on that in a couple of years

      patience ok

       

    4. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      Hopefully he doesn't "bust" out.. get it lol. 

       

  15. Willie Nylander looks great against the Sabres tonight.  Never seen him committed to playing so hard without the puck.  Did the Princess take some tough pills or something?

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      @coastal.view

      @goalie13

      Mrs. Alf watches Leaf’s games.  I thought Nylander was 29.  Okay, I liked #29, whoever that was.  Old ears, and eyes. :picard::sadno:

       

    3. JM_

      JM_

      scotch in moderation is good too :lol:

       

      Flamingo-boy had one glorious night with you tho, so there's that. 

    4. JM_

      JM_

      here's the guy you were watching: http://www.espn.com/nhl/player/_/id/4392564

       

      it was Bracco 

  16. Wine is not the drink of the Gods. We all know what the Gods drink. SCOTCH! 

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      god allfie hail or snow, down at the cattygraw.

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Scotland had it's priorities right. 

      We invented distilling before we invented housing. 

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      what would gordon shumway say?

  17. With 7 seconds left in OT team Canada makes the home team and crowd cry in Czehia. We win! You lose. :lol:

  18. Women’s 2021 World’s from Calgary.  Russia v Switzerland right now.  So much fun watching these women play!  Fast and end to end action.  

     

  19. Zegras is a McSofty who hurts his club.  Terribly selfish player.  

    1. allegend

      allegend

      Zegras just scored 2 goals, including the winner in OT, to beat the Leafs. :rolleyes:

    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      Alf retracts his earlier comments and now LOVES HIM some ZEGRAS the “Leaf slayer”. 

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