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  1. The good news is, the Canucks haven't lost a game in a long time!

    1. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      HF boards rebuttal:  But the Canucks haven't won a game in a while!

       

      (in a nod to your avatar - Monty Python argument sketch :P)

  2. Bangkok, Oriental Setting...
    But the city don't know what the city is getting...

    1. Curmudgeon

      Curmudgeon

      One night in Bangkok

      Makes a hard man humble

       

  3. Dark lady laughed and danced
    And lit the candles one by one;

    1. GoCanucks16

      GoCanucks16

      The fires grew, she couldn't run;

      She stood not ever a chance.

  4. Everybody's working for the weekend...

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      my weak end isn't working. i need a new end.

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Joe this more your speed?

       

       

    4. kanucks25

      kanucks25

      TURN ME LOOSE

  5. And the girls were wheeling, spinning...
    On jersey Thursday.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      buffalo gals won't you come out tonight and dance by the light of the moon.

    2. GoCanucks16

      GoCanucks16

      play freebird

  6. Wednesday morning at five o'clock as the day begins, Silently closing her bedroom door...

    1. kanucks25

      kanucks25

      AAAAAANNNA

       

      Just one more thing, girl.

    2. Curmudgeon

      Curmudgeon

      Leaving a note that she hoped would say more.....

  7. You could be sitting taking lunch
    The news will hit you like a punch
    It's only Tuesday

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      wednesday's child is full of woe or is that saturday?

  8. Just another manic Monday...

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    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Just gotta shoot ooh-wooh x5

      the whole day down, down, down

      Shoot it all down

    3. Ghostsof1915
    4. Heretic
  9. Anyone know where to get the masks that the Canucks coaches are wearing when on the bench?

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    2. JM_

      JM_

      actually they are "KN95" masks - the "K" is the Chinese standard and much easier to get. 

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      Order a couple of these for my wife:  https://www.underarmour.ca/en-ca/p/ua-sportsmask/1368010.html?start=0&breadCrumbLast=Face Masks%2C Hoods %26 Gaiters

      She's having a hard time breathing with the straight cloth masks, and the "medical" mask keeps slipping on her face while she works (K-1 teacher).  

    4. JM_

      JM_

      that UA on looks pretty slick actually. My Canucks ones are starting to shrink, and are pulling on my ears too much. Kinda of reminds me of grade school getting taken to the office. 

  10. make more flip phones please

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I miss the Motorola Razr's and Star Tac's

       

      Even the Ericsson T28.

       

    3. TNucks1

      TNucks1

      haha was using a flip phone for 3 years untill last march i lost it, kinda miss it lol. 

       

    4. NewbieCanuckFan
  11. Would you like to do a number with me?
    Would you like to, would you like to,
    Would you like to do a number with me?

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      1337420698008135

    3. Nucker 67

      Nucker 67

      Hello there ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to rock!

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i don't sing or dance very well. can i just play the spoons or eat with them. you can eat a lot faster using two spoons. we'ld be done in no time. i could even drink a bootle of beer quicker, if i could only figure out how to get the spoons into the bottle.

  12. What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

    People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo!

    1. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Another random question that has always bothered me.  Why does the 2nd Captain get the first pick?  I never understood that as a kid.:lol:

  13. Spring is only 90 days away!

  14. “Any man under 30 who is not a liberal has no heart, and any man over thirty who is not a conservative has no brains.”


     Winston S. Churchill

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    2. JM_

      JM_

      Apparently his mum was a bondage Madam. #funfacts 

    3. #Canucks

      #Canucks

      @-AJ-  Your in transition!

    4. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      @#Canucks Not exactly 30 yet, but getting close, haha.

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    2. Ghostsof1915
    3. luckylager

      luckylager

      Saw this in my news feed earlier and was pretty awestruck until I zoomed in on the image and saw the rivets on this supposed monolith.

      Seeing rivets means it's not one piece, which mean it can't be mono anything. Also means it's nothing more than a hillbilly art project.

       

    4. JM_

      JM_

      they're space rivets Lucky. 

       

      Its some stupid ad campaign that will underwhelm you in a week. 

  15. I heard the Canucks new retro jersey won't have a logo as the Flames took that too!

    1. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      I think the Flaming Orca would be a cool design :frantic:

    2. #Canucks

      #Canucks

      I saw this on Twitter, too funny! 

  16. TOO MUCH SNOW FOR THIS TIME OF THE YEAR! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. c00kies

      c00kies

      There's not enough snow for that, but too much snow for comfort, and with Winnipeg's restrictions (at least for me) I can't even go out.

    3. JM_

      JM_

      sorry cookies, I didn't realize thats where you are. Doesn't Winnipeg put on a river skating thing every year? 

       

       

    4. c00kies

      c00kies

      We didn't last year (I think the river was too high), but usually we do. However, we're in lockdown here, so nothing is really happening for at least a couple weeks- a month. I was supposed to play spongee, but I can't see that happening either now. I'm just getting really antsy now at work, but I think it's because I haven't been going out.

  17. Bettman going to jail.  Main stream news not reporting it!  Fraud - the 1970 entry draft was rigged -  #Canucks should have gotten Perreault!  

    1. sonoman

      sonoman

      LOL.   Clarence Campbell was commish in 1970. 

    2. JM_

      JM_

      good one H.

       

      I also heard that Bill Daly is actually George Soros. 

    3. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      Has anyone ever seen Gary Bettman and the his guy in the same room? Seems pretty sus. 
       

      Sesame Street Math GIF

  18. The only good human...is a dead human!

  19. I don't judge people by the friends they carry.  I still admire Bobby Orr, regardless of who he supports politically.  “Always remember... Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.”

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    2. Heretic

      Heretic

      Donald J. Trump

       

      The legendary actor, 007 Sean Connery, has past on to even greener fairways. He was quite a guy, and a tough character. I was having a very hard time getting approvals for a big development in Scotland when Sean stepped in and shouted,“Let him build the damn thing”. That was all I needed, everything went swimmingly from there. He was so highly regarded & respected in Scotland and beyond that years of future turmoil was avoided. Sean was a great actor and an even greater man. Sincere condolences to his family!

      Guess you don't like Sean Connery anymore neither @Jimmy McGill

    3. JM_

      JM_

      I know you like to play the contrarian H, but that shtick fails hard when it comes to people that do real harm. 

    4. kingofsurrey

      kingofsurrey

      Of course I judge people based on who they are friends with. 

       

      I totally respect Bobby Orr's  amazing hockey achievements. I just don't respect his views on politics.

      I can easily differentiate the two areas.    Great hockey player. Terrible political views. Simple. 

       

      Sidestory - met / saw Bobby one time in Montreal airport.... it was kinda funny.  A parent on my hockey team walked up to him and said Hi Bobby...   Bobby Orr replied... do i know you ?  We were young hockey players at the time ... and we cringed.....

       

      Met Gordie Howe one time done in California in a hotel lobby.  Now Gordie Howe was a guy with class.....  he was amazing to just talk to .  Gordie Howe seemed like such a cool friendly guy.   

  20. I thought CDC was a public forum where all are welcome.  Didn't realize that some threads are only for those with the same ideals.  In other words, unless you're a bully and loathe Trump, do NOT post in that thread.

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    2. Toews

      Toews

      @48MPHSlapShot

       

      There is a difference between being loud and being the one to shout fire in a crowded theatre. I disagree frequently with politicians, very rarely do I find them utterly repulsive. Anyway I digress, probably not the right place for this discussion. I will let @Heretic get back to his pity party.

    3. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      I love Trump but choose not to engage in any politics on this site. I come here for hockey talk and try my best (and sometimes fail) to just talk hockey.

    4. Roberts

      Roberts

      @Rounoush how dare you have an opinion!!

  21. I don't care if you love or hate - but being happy someone is sick and could die - you are the worst of humanity.

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      I hope he doesn't die just as I hope no one else dies, but... play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

    3. JM_

      JM_

      anyone else you'd like to condemn while you're here? 

    4. Nucker 67

      Nucker 67

      He isn't sick, Fake News. Just a ploy to sabotage the election and win some sympathy votes. 

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