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  1. Jesse Puljujarvi tells Oilers: ‘Trade me or I’ll play in Europe’  https://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/jesse-puljujarvi-tells-oilers-trade-ill-play-europe/

    1. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      well if jesse squints a wee bit

      he might suddenly realize

      edmonton could be in siberia

  2. Happy Fathers Day to all the fathers out there! 

  3. I almost feel sorry for Marchand.





    /sarcasm

    1. DarthMelvin

      DarthMelvin

      I see the sarcasm lol  I kinda do.. tho, All the missed passes, puck fumbling, over skating the puck, no drive for the puck. It was like the team didn't want it. Not caring who won the cup, I was really wanting a nail biter game. 

  4. LOL, NHL is a joke,  The SCF doesn't start for 6 days after the last win in the Conference Finals???

    1. Fateless

      Fateless

      Gotta make sure to continue favoring San Jose by giving their players a chance to heal prior to... WAIT. NOT EVEN THE NHL COULD SAVE SAN JOSE.

    2. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      The Bruins get an all star break in the middle of the playoffs.

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      the superbowl doesn't start until like a month after the playoffs over so 6 days is whatever xD

  5. Out here on the perimeter there are no stars...

  6. When we were young the future was so bright...
    The old neighborhood was so alive...
    And every kid on the whole damn street...
    Was gonna make it big and not be beat...

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce
    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Thanks for that, I haven't listened to Social Distortion in forever.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I was wrong is one of my favourite songs by SD. 

       

  7. No thread on Archie?!?!?

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I find it funny how many complain about the the Royal family, and how much money they have. Then someone has a baby or a wedding, and it's like. Awwwwww. 

       

    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      @brilac  Nah, I don't see a future "cat lady"....you'll find your "Prince Charming" like Meghan & be a Princess!:P  

       

      As for me....I made a wish to be a fairy princess & the wish came true!

       

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    4. brilac

      brilac

      @NewbieCanuckFan I'll let you know when I find my "Prince Charming."  Maybe he will be a cat man!  

  8. Looks like the Blue Jackets have pissed off a lot of hockey poolers!

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Honestly, the Lightning taking the crown of worst playoff run by a Presidents' Trophy winner (in terms of games won) from the Canucks more than makes up for them ruining my bracket.

  9. Now that another NHL season is in the books - Go Bombers GOI!

  10. つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CANUCKS LOTTERY BALL TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 

  11. Don't tell me because it hurts. Don't tell me, because it hurts. Don't tell me, "because it hurts".

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      he said, don’t tell him.  you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him eat hay, if he has a belly ache. i’m not saying harry is a horse. nay i would never say that. give him an apple.

    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Do you want me to kiss your 'boo boo' Heretic? :ph34r::o:wub::blink::shock:

    4. Heretic
  12. American Press @AmericanPress April 1, 2019

    In a surprise move, the NHL held the draft lottery early today with the Canucks winning the 1st over all pick.

    1. Jaku

      Jaku

      :lol:

       

      The joke is - Bettman would actually never let this happen! 

  13. Are we not out?  We are Devo!

  14. One can not simply accuse the Canucks of tanking.  .500 hockey last 10 games smh.  I want Hughes 2!  

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    2. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      To be fair, unless we lose almost every single remaining game, this year is already better than both of the last two years in terms of point percentage.

    3. RetroCanuck

      RetroCanuck

      @-AJ-- agreed, and just overall quality of play. I can think of only a few games where the Canucks looked seriously outmatched.

    4. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      .500 is pretty much meaningless with the OT loser point.  In fact, we were one point over .500 after an ENTIRE season...not just a small sample of games in the season Torts was Coach. 

  15. Kings on a 9 game losing streak = that's how you tank!  Grrrrrrrrrr.

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    2. Pears

      Pears

      Remember what happened to Colorado a couple years ago? Tanked, finished last, all is going well right? Wrong. The lottery happened and they dropped to 4th. All finishing 31st does is it secures you a top 5 pick. Not worth it. 

    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      @Heretic  Technically true but in actual fact the Sedins were the best two prospects to draft in 1999...even at the time they were drafted.  Stefan was only selected #1 overall because Burkie used his skills in 'wheeling & dealing' to get the Thrashers to pass on either Sedin.

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      They don't need to tank tbh, the Kings are getting old and are saddled with a few bothersome contracts. They're a slow team too which doesn't help with the league trending faster and faster.

  16. Your pop caught you smoking, and he said, no way!

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    2. kanucks25

      kanucks25

      I'll stir fry you in my wok

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      & 2 hrs later, you know where I was found????

       

      Tokin' in the 'Nucks room!(yes indeeeed), I was(x2)

      Now Greener, dont'cha fill me, up with your rules

      Cos' every grinder knows that tokin' ain't allowed, but cool

    4. Darius

      Darius

      out on the streets, thats where we'll meet, you make the night, I always cross the line.

  17. Oh, was it trade deadline today?  *crickets

    1. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      Quick, delete this!!  :lol:

    2. Roberts

      Roberts

      just before trade deadline officially came, someone posted a thread saying this. it was quickly deleted :lol:

  18. Sinking like a stone.  (what I hope the Canucks do the rest of the season)

     

     

    1. RetroCanuck

      RetroCanuck

      Yep, pretty much

       

      Lose for Hughes. or Kakko

       

    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      I Cheer wildly for us to win during every game.  I also want at top pick at this coming draft.  Maybe JB can turn over another rock with a later first round pick, and find us another Boeser? 

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      They're four points out of a playoff spot but also four points up on the 29th overall team in the league. They can probably afford to hang around in the chase for a bit longer and still have a decent shot at a lottery pick.

  19. Greatest Of All Time.  

    1. Alflives
    2. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      I bow to the greatest of all time....Heretic!

       

       

       

       

       

  20. On this day in 1986, seven people lost their lives 73 seconds after take off.  RIP Shuttle crew, RIP.  Francis Richard Scobee, Michael Smith, Ellison Onizuka, Judith Resnik, Ronald McNair, Christa McAuliffe, and Gregory Jarvis

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      January 27/1967

       

      Apollo 1 fire.

      RIP

      Gus Grissom

      Ed White

      Roger Chaffee

       

    3. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      Space Shuttle Columbia's disaster anniversary is in a few days as well.

    4. Westcoasting

      Westcoasting

      What a shocking day in history :(

  21. NET::ERR_CERT_COMMON_NAME_INVALID  Do the Canucks need the services of a SysAdmin like me to fix their certificate issue?  This has been going on far too long.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      where are you seeing this? the forum in particular has never been https as far as I can remember

    2. Heretic
  22. https://forum.canucks.com/ is Not Secure!  The Certificate is invalid.

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    2. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      11110111110110101110011010111010001111011010

       

       

      There that should fix it.

    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      I keep getting re-directs to some body part enlargement site.:blink::ph34r::P

    4. J.I.A.H.N

      J.I.A.H.N

      No that is just regular size

  23. Happy Winter Solstice!  Did you feel the earth move?

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    2. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Viagra pills work on Melmacians?:P

       

       

       

    3. brilac

      brilac

      @Alflives Mrs, Alf drinks a lot of wine?, I like! 

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      Happy Solstice. Tonight, I won't turn my Christmas lights off.

       

      Let there be light!

  24. Canucks will win the cup in 2023.  You heard it here first!

    1. Alflives

      Alflives

      Winning in 2023 would make three Cups in a row!  That’s a Bold prediction @Heretic

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