BoKnows Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 29 minutes ago, falcon45ca said: "Hey, hey, hey! Everybody doesn't love you" My son, age 5, to a friend of mine telling a grand story about how everybody loves him. Quick little ego check 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUPERTKBD Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 "Everyone should carry a litter bag in their car. It doesn't cost much, it doesn't take up much space.....and when it gets full, you can just throw it out the window". - George Carlin (I think) Seen on T-Shirt in Alberta: "Don't tell my mom that I work on an oil rig. She thinks I play piano in a whorehouse". Also seen on a T-Shirt: "I'm pretty sure my last words are going to be, Hold my beer and watch this!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddhahoodlum Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 "It is what it is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortorella's Rant Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 &^@# off. Ricky LaFleur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaninMex Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 I read this on a bunk bed while backpacking OZ If you change the word Can't for Can, then at least you will have a chance. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-DLC- Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 3 hours ago, buddhahoodlum said: "It is what it is." Ha, I use this a lot. Earlier, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimmy Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Reflecting specifically on these forums, I’ve always been partial to the Mark Twain quote “There are lies, damn lies and statistics.” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon45ca Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 4 hours ago, BoKnows said: Quick little ego check Dude, it was epic. Me and another buddy lost our guts laughing, its years later and we still use that line on people when they're bragging 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gurn Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 To be is to do-Plato To do is to be- Socrates To do be do be do- Mel Torme 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithers joe Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 ain't you got no learnin? smithers joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4petesake Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 “I was in the pool!” G. Costanza 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arrogant Worms Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Ward Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 This one by Theodore Roosevelt is long and corny, but inspiring. Also can you imagine a political leader talking like this today? "It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUPERTKBD Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 One of my favorite lines is from a song by one of the great lyricists in rock music....the late, great, Neil Peart: "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice" - from the song Freewill 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonoman Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 8 hours ago, -DLC- said: And, my favourite from a movie (lol): When her boss says to Erin Brokovich: What makes you think you can just walk in there and find what we need? "They're called boobs, Ed." Loved Julia in that movie. The Pelican Brief is my favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuxfanabroad Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 8 hours ago, Maginator said: "You dont have to like everyone but you have to love everyone" I think John Lennon said: "You wanna' save humanity, but it's people ya just can't stand." He had more than a few good ones. Also recall... "Women should be obscene & not heard."(that'd go over well today!) "Time wounds all heels." ...when he was commenting on US gov officials trying to deport him Lennon, Carlin & Robin Williams.. 3 famous blokes I badly miss(& we could use at such a time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithers joe Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 line from movie a christmas carol, by marley's ghost. " i wear the chains i forged in life, link by link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopshodan Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 It doesn't get easier, you just get stronger. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysACanuckFan Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 "That's what she said" Michael Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkyard Dog Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 27 minutes ago, AlwaysACanuckFan said: "That's what she said" Michael Scott "Little Kid Lover" Also Micheal Scott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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