Master 112

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  1. all the wannabe tough guys you run into when you're street-involved


    'i know the f word that's how u know i'm gangster.'


    everyone thinks they're someone smh

  2. The real treasure is the friends you make along the way.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      friends are the best collectables. 

  3. Someone gave me a pair of Harley-Davidson boots and a hella nice jacket for free. I didn't even know them. My karma right now is very good.

    1. kingofsurrey


      Alf - you need a Harley jacket for when you are scottering downtown...


    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      Harley needs to break into the scooter industry.

    3. Alflives


      @kingofsurrey and @112

      I do have a couple leather jackets I like to wear, while out zooming about downtown.  Would really like a Harley one though.  That would be too cool.  Scooter gang troubles in Vancouver.  :frantic:

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  4. >refs

    1. NewbieCanuckFan
    2. debluvscanucks


      Horribly reffed game last night.  It ruins it.  I mean, the team had a horrible second period anyhow but it doesn't help rebound efforts if the refs check out and don't show up in the third.   A free for all.

  5. Is pizza not just a sandwich if you fold it?

    1. luckylager



      Capital 6 in Victoria? As teens we'd wait at the exit doors for the 7:00 shows to finish and jam the door when people were leaving.


      Catch a 9:00 movie, snacking on smuggled munchies from sev-0, high AF. 

    2. goalie13


      @NewbieCanuckFan The Capitol 6 is back, sort of.  It's in dependant and they're replaced all the seats with recliners, but at least they are showing movies again.

    3. mpt


      Its a half eaten taco

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  6. If the Canucks make the playoffs does Sgt. Petter have a stake in the Hart race?

    1. Pears


      He absolutely should. Green should be in the conversation for the Jack Adams if we get into the playoffs. 

    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      FedorFederov would be on suicide watch.




      Just think where this season would be without him.

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  7. blessings of the 9 divines upon you

    1. -AJ-


      Been so long since I killed a Stormcloak, my sword-arm's getting flabby.

    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      I had an Xbox 360 donated to me after I moved into my new suite in November. I ordered Skyrim for it off of Amazon a week ago and am patiently waiting for it to be delivered (arrives Jan 3 - 11). I haven't played it in nearly 2 years, so I'm itching to get back into that wonderful world. Playing it stoned is gnarly; you become so immersed. Put on some synthwave/retrowave in the background and u've got yourself a party.


      I've put so much time into the game that I've become really hardcore in how I play it- legendary difficulty, self-imposed restrictions on how much (many) health/magika/stamina/perks I permit myself to have as well as limitations on what equipment, spells and items I can use, sometimes playing with permadeath.


      I only wish my computer weren't crap so that I could enjoy mods. My parents bought me the PC version of it for Christmas 2011, but I've never been able to run it because I've never had a good enough computer. #poverty #consoleuntermensch


      One day, 112... one day...

    3. -AJ-


      It's my favourite game of all time. If you combined all versions of the game, I've probably sunk about 1300 hours into it. Never played it at a super high difficulty, but did go to Expert once. Played it first on the Xbox and then on my cruddy laptop, but even the laptop ran it better than the Xbox. Eventually I finally shelled out the big bucks and got a nice PC. Have fun man, it's a joy of game.

  8. I just won a Ryan Kesler jersey in an NHL 19 tournament. I quipped that I'll have to start liking him again. :P

    1. goalie13


      Was it a Canuck Kesler jersey?  And if so, were you in last place?  :lol:

    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      Yep! Blue and green--even has the A on it.


      At least it wasn't Messier.

  9. Colorado is going to be a force in the league again.

    1. HerrDrFunk


      Canucks are poised for a rivalry with them if the rebuild keeps going in the right direction. 

    2. 6string


      Canucks and Colorado rivalry in about two to three years will be NHL headliners!

  10. Is the 2019 Draft's top 10 high-end in names/60? Kaapo Kakko, Kirby Dach, Vasili Podkolzin, Bowen Byram... even Hughes and Cozens are solid hockey names. Newhook if you consider him top 10.

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      Oh and how could I forget Philip 'Fill up, bro' Broberg.

    2. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      Broberg is near number 1 on the list of names that make you smile. Plus he's a smooth skating swedish D-man who'll likely not need a lottery pick? Dream come true.

  11. My dad pronounces Boeser as 'Bessier.'

    1. -AJ-
    2. Nuxfanabroad


      Straighten him out with the riot act.

    3. Alflives


      My dog pronounces Boeser ... woof.  :frantic:

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  12. Do not incite me into anger!!!

  13. Yo hi5 gimme a five alive

  14. It looks like the Devils only got 3 good years out of Schneider. That trade is looking better every day.

    1. Dazzle


      Some players don't pan out. Every trade is a potential risk, including prospects. I don't think anyone would've thought Horvat would make the strides that he did today.

    2. coastal.view


      i guess you are right dazzle


      solid logic there

      if bo only had 1 leg we'd have lost the trade too




    3. Nuxfanabroad


      IF Bo had oNlY OnE LeG..& this were an asskickincontest..well gosh, yas can see where this is goin!

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  15. Petition to change Pettersson's nickname to Sweety Petey.

    1. Ghostsof1915


      EP40 or Petey works just fine. 

    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      both are lazy and generic imo

    3. NewbieCanuckFan


      "The Chosen One"



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  16. Just saw a MASSIVE dog. Thing was half elephant I swear to God.

    1. Alflives


      Did it have really big ears, and could fly?




    2. brilac


      I was in Alaska, and I saw this really big bear casually crossing the street. Alaska neighborhoods are not for me!

  17. 8oston 8ruins

    1. Alflives


      You are smart.  I like it.  Scothch is good.

  18. yo anyone here willing to give me a job


    i'm interested in earning enough money to fund some extravagant purchases and then quitting abruptly when i have everything i want

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    2. luckylager


      I'm stoked on what I just witness happen on CDC between @112 and @coastal.view



    3. Jaku


      Thats exchange was awesome. 

    4. Nuxfanabroad


      That worked so swell, you single guys should use this place to change yer marital STATUS(update)

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  19. I remind me of myself at my current age.

    1. The Lock

      The Lock

      This reminds me of a status update

    2. chon derry

      chon derry

      remember this when you realize decades start feeling like 5years.

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      ^ Time is relative! ...very relative! 


      The longer you live, every year becomes a smaller percentage of your overall life and natural relative perception makes time seem to go faster and faster.

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  20. Just got assaulted lol. Some dude came up to me while I was smoking and repeatedly asked for a cigarette in a threatening tone and began tapping my chin. After I refused a few times, he hit me.

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    2. fivethej
    3. MJDDawg


      Glad you're OK.


      You should still file a police report. Even though without eye witnesses nothing will likely happen, at least you give them a time, date and a description of the loser so that if this guy pulls this $&!#e on someone else (and he will), then at least it could help them nail this guy for multiple assaults when they catch him after he's done it again.

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      Oh yeah, definitely. I called the police immediately after it happened. They came and spoke with me for a few minutes. Unfortunately I couldn't give them a very good description.

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  21. All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

    1. HerrDrFunk


      &^@# you, Smoke. Chase the damn train yourself then.

    2. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      All my life I wanted to be famous, like CJ from San Andreas

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      Grove Street: home--or at least it was before I &^@#ed everything up.

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  22. random dude i never met, approaching me: how are you

    me: good

    rando: what are you looking for in life

    me: uh, idk. friendship, companionship i guess

    rando: *walks away*

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      Man, people offer to pray for me all the time. Of course, the last time it happened, the next day what they were praying for was actualized. Sometimes I wonder if, maybe, there could be some sort of spiritual force that permeates the universe with which people have the ability to interact... like Star Wars or something.

    2. brilac


      Hey that's like my life.  People like to talk to me and ask me for directions.  I must have the look like I know where I am going, or the look like, hey come and talk to me.  I am reserved, and don't talk a lot, and I don't know where I am going half the time.  I have been asked for directions in Quebec City, Montreal, Vancouver, Victoria, Paris, and Seattle.  Which was funny in Paris, they spoke broken French to me with their English to French dictionary. 

    3. luckylager


      "Before I answer.... What's your blood type?"


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  23. Gonna have a home again. Be gamed, system.