Alflives
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Mrs Alf is the best. I’m drink on scotch. I love scotch. Stliil Mrs. Alf is nice to me, and makes sure I’m safely in bed. Who else has such a good spouse? Scothch is is evil. It’s so tasty:)
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Mrs. Alf has MS. Do you guys know what that is? She’s toast. I’ve increased my scotch consimpyion knowing that I’m going to be alone (except for my dog) soon. Life sucks, and then you die. I really could could care a $&!# about hickey. Sone of you hockey is your life, get it means nothing. What only matters is heLth. Life sucks, and then you die. I need to drink more. Tomortoes I wish I could jump off a bridge. Alas, I can’t even do that. It sucks being old and decrepit. Mrs. Alf has matynev1 month left to live, at least that’s what the doctors say. What if, in this drunken stupor, I drill holes in my heD? Will that end my pian? I drank a full bottle. I still feel like crap. Don’t get old you going people. It sucks cannonsgetting old, and losing your best Brenda. I hate doctors. They only give bad news. Did you know that Mrs. Alf, back in the day was an All ?American in track? Yup. I was too. (I know it’s craxu, but it’s true. We were both All ?Americans.). Now she’s toast. Fu#@ this life sucks! I’m on to bottle # two. Mrs. Alf is way too strong. These doctors, who I think are (I was going to say lbtards) are stupid. You should see Mrs . Alf ... she’s really amazing! No way she’s sink, like those losers say. Should I hide the actionx for the Gus?
One more bottle, and maybe? I’d feel better? I do have my dog. When he’s gone, then that’s it. No more suffering and pain. Just end it.
Im not a happy Alf tonight.
Seriously, what am I going to do?
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Noticing the negative posters are mostly here in our early morning. Eastern time zone people?
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Petey influences young kids already.
Saw a kid riding a unicycle stick handling a golf ball. Don’t know how to link.
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Hoglander does it, too. And there has been organized unicycle hockey in London since at least 2013.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIaLfqXdb1g
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Rick Dhaliwal is now the Canuck’s and NHL insider on TSN 1040
Listening to him now.
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@Where's Wellwood I'm not the only one then.
He fits TSN 1040 like a glove. Egotistical. And will shill for anyone for any amount.
It's like he's two people. The intelligent reporter on Twitter, and the arrogant blowhard on the air.
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@Ghostsof1915I couldn't agree more. That's exactly how I would describe him
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Sold the east coast get-a-way. Loved swimming in the .Atlantic. Alas, my scooter...did not:(
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Soy pillows?
Heard add on 650 just now for a soy pillow!
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Here’s a pillow for you Alf on the days Mrs Alf sends you to the doghouse...
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Started earlier than usual. Not that I ever stopped.
im one blessed old bugger. Mrs. Alf puts up with me, and takes care of me too.
For you young guys here. Are you stupid? You should be all over these single women here who are passionate about sports, and are fun too. Mrs. Alf is a sports fan( okay it’s the Leafs
) but watching and talking sports is fun! Oh, I’m loaded. 
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US shoots down Iranian drone.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/18/politics/trump-us-destroyed-iranian-drone/index.html
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At least they're getting better at picking the right target....
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Wake up!
Why is CDC asleep?
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Watching funeral procession for officer Davidson.
seeing all the police officers in procession of honor makes me come to tears with pride. We are a great nation with many freedoms, which our police keeps us safe to enjoy.
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It was an incredible outpouring of love and respect for a peace officer who lost his life protecting the public. I was told that there were approximately 12,000 First Responders, Law Enforcement members, Border Patrol officers, British police officers, Prison Guards etc that marched in that procession today...What an amazing honour was paid Constable John Davidson though I'm sure his family and fellow officers would have much preferred to have him back with them, instead.
I have lived that life within the law enforcement community (as family) not knowing if a partner will come home after shift end and it truly is a brotherhood and sisterhood when something happens. Not only among the officers themselves but with the families as well. When one of 'our own' goes down, that local 'family' becomes a national and global family with law enforcement and first responders everywhere. I was filled with pride and grief today.....pride that John Davidson was so well-loved and respected not only with his family but with his peers and the community as well..... grief that such a life was lost so senselessly and unnecessarily ....he still had much left to do. RIP John Davidson.... gone 10-7....
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Where Is @debluvscanucks?
Now there’s a real sports fan. The rest of us pale in comparison.
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Hi @TNucks1
yup. Seriously drinking tonight. But we so called fans need to pick up the pace to match Deb.
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Not, much other than not wanting to get rag dolled by my dog. He knocked the stuffing out of me last time!
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Loser froghin’ Rags and your Loser D man Fox! You lost because ?Fox can’t pkay wotout the puck! Be better you LOSERS,
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must be workin’ hard at his new job.
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@NewbieCanuckFanFeel free to ship me a case or two every Friday
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Kitimat is hot yet somehow also cold and wet.
During working hours I logon and check VC's notifications for news, but in reality I don't have time to really look into the trades/signings/rumours.
When I get off work I spend alot of time walking around the camp grounds as it's very large, and especially as I am a smoker. when I finally get back to my room I don't have much energy to argue with @aGENT or @Me_ even though I'm sure there must be something I disagree with what they post about.
all I have energy is for some mind numbing tv shows on netflix (right now I'm watching The Fix, It's about 2 teams of two comedians coming up with solutions to first world problems, and yes it's as stupid as it sounds) But... comedians are dirty and raunchy so i like it.
I will back to my regular mischief in 9 more days
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my bottle is empty!
My bottle is empty!
) but watching and talking sports is fun! Oh, I’m loaded. 
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My bottle is empty!
