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  1. Coconuts

    Spirit release this morning, good times

  2. Coconuts

    It's a 2020 Friday the 13th, what could possibly go wrong? 

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      friday the 13th is a lucky day for me. i met my wife on nov 13th, got married on that day a tear later. i started 2 of my biggest jobs on that date and i found my wife lying on the kitchen floor at 3 am saturday the 14th. she was having a stroke. if she was still with us, this would have been out 56th wedding anniversary. 

    3. c00kies

      c00kies

      Men around the world are re-scheduling their vasectomies.

    4. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      My grandpa was born on Friday the 13th of August, 1930 and always considered it a lucky day for him.

  3. Coconuts

    Gaborik's house is a hoax 

  4. Coconuts

    Mr. Burns going to jail. Main stream news not reporting it! Fraud found everywhere.

    1. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      mr burns GIF

  5. Coconuts

    Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger 

    1. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      Mushroom Mushroom!

  6. Coconuts

    2020 is our punishment for a decade's worth of 2020 vision jokes 

    1. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      I was just watching 20/20 and they had "2020 election update".  So is this the 20/20 update or the 2020 update?

    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      The 20/20 2020 update 

    3. Chickenspear

      Chickenspear

      You guys, stop pissing off 2020!

       

       

       

      Or soon 2021...

  7. Coconuts

    Reject humanity, return to monke 

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    2. BoKnows

      BoKnows

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    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

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    4. Neil HD

      Neil HD

      I reject my Humanity Jowo! : ShitPostCrusaders

  8. Coconuts

    Strange elf lords distributing swords would be a better basis for a system of government tbh 

  9. Coconuts

    Carl Wheezer slaps

     

     

  10. Coconuts

    What's your favourite kind of pizza CDC? 

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Pepperoni, pineapple, olives, banana peppers, onions and feta. Very similar idea to @luckylager's.

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Sometimes I'll add Franks to the marinara sauce too.

    4. BettyWhites44

      BettyWhites44

      Chicken Hawaiian BBQ pizza from Jim’s Pizzeria is my go to here in Chilliwack!

       

      @luckylager @Drive-By Body Pierce Totally agree on fully loaded type pizzas a little of everything brings the noise and always  satisfies! 

       

       Honourable mention : Just a classic cheese with 5 or 6 good quality cheeses is a good way to test a pizza place!

  11. Coconuts

    DJ Dave to Calgary e5

  12. Coconuts

    I really hope Edler hits the 1000 game mark as a Canuck, he's about 130 games off. He'd be the fourth Canuck to ever do it. 

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I think he's capable of at least another 1-2 seasons, but who knows what those will look like given the Covid bit. 

    3. apollo

      apollo

      Wow only the 4th to do it? I figured we might have more but I guess that sounds about right.

       

      I think Eddie will be here long term. He'll sign a team friendly deal next off season.

       

      Long Live the Eagle!

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Twins and Linden so far I believe 

  13. Coconuts

    I know he had a bit of an off year, but I'm surprised Granlund is still available. Wouldn't be surprised to see him work out for a team really well on a surprisingly affordable deal. 

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I wasn't implying we should grab him, but I wouldn't mind it as I think he'd make for a good puck distributor on Bo's line 

       

      I just think there's a fair chance he'll bounce back, he's historically been a 40-almost 70 point guy and he had 30 points in 63 games which means there was a fair chance he'd have hit close to 40 again in a full season 

    3. reyezone

      reyezone

      He was real effective on the Wild PP playing the Ovi spot playing cross seam catch with Parise.

      I have a feeling he would light it up with EP40. He has been a guy I have on my wish list TBH though I have no idea how we would fit him in with the cap.

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      It's true, we'd have to move cap to make room for him if he did come in a bit cheaper than anticipated 

  14. Coconuts

    What's your favourite snack food CDC

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Perhaps there should be a dedicated snack thread? ...I am nowhere near that ambitious.

    3. Violator

      Violator

      Ordered a snack pack from Japan I think it's doing its two weeks of quarantine right know.

    4. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      Anyone wanna chip in on the shipping cost of these chips? Just $50 S&H.

       

      https://extremefood.com/collections/all/products/blairs-habanero-chips?variant=31269677465715

  15. Coconuts

    Say coconuts glow three times in a row very quickly 

    1. Rubik

      Rubik

      :canucks::towel:

    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Sounds like an overheated topless-bar. Shameful! :^/

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Or say Coconut Grove and you'll get mellow Diamond Dave......

       

       

  16. Coconuts

    I'm really hoping we re-sign Leivo to a cheap, short-term contract

     

    He looked good before he went down with injury last season, he'd make for a nice stopgap until Podkolzin arrives and he's a good depth guy to have 

     

    Not interested in dumping significant cap into a roadblock for him and Lind, or spending assets via trade for one 

     

    Lockwood could be a couple years away too 

  17. Coconuts

    Can we breathe now 

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    2. #Canucks

      #Canucks

      With or without this trade, we could breathe. It just feels better. Get JV and Gaudette signed and I’m happy. Future looks bright for sure!

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Probs see two more moves, one to clear up cap to sign Virtanen/Gaudette and we still need a 3RD unless they're sold on Rafferty, which would be fine

       

      Wouldn't we still need cap open for Ferland and bonuses? 

    4. #Canucks

      #Canucks

      With Ferland, I believe we have 2 million left (not a lot). So we definitely need to get rid of a contract. If Ferland starts on LTIR, it will free up 3.5 million.

  18. Coconuts

    Weird that we've heard barely a peep about Taylor Hall, not that I'm interested in him 

    1. Chickenspear

      Chickenspear

      I had forgotten he was a UFA for a bit there, lol

    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Nothing really about Dadonov or Hoffman either 

    3. goog16

      goog16

      Look how many teams this guy has been on in the last few years...I wouldn't want him on the Canucks even if he could do a magic trick and make Loui disappear!!

  19. Coconuts

    Holtbeast Holtbeast Holtbeast Holtbeast 

  20. Coconuts

    It's still weird that the season hasn't just begun 

    1. Heretic

      Heretic

      Yeah....depressing.  

  21. Coconuts

    Jim Benning has the high ground 

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    2. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Unfortunately there are 29 other NHL GMs.

    3. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      Sweep the leg!

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

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  22. Coconuts

    Pizza time 

  23. Coconuts

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

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    2. Justdean10

      Justdean10

      I haven't heard about that story but just felt like telling you guys, I hate sand. 

    3. luckylager

      luckylager

      Is he the guy that traded away all of a team's good prospects and a couple 1st round picks to get rid of a few bad contracts?

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      Didn't he get eaten by a couple of Wookies?

  24. Coconuts

    6,000 days ago today the Leafs won a playoff series 

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    2. Heretic

      Heretic

      The last time the Maple Leafs won a playoff series, the flip phone was the paragon of mobile technology, Facebook was a few months old, LeBron James had never played in an NBA post-season game and Beyonce was still a member of Destiny’s Child.
      It was so long ago that NHL teams still played to ties during the regular season, Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby hadn’t yet been drafted, and Auston Matthews and Mitch Marner were six years old.

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      Course, it's hard to make fun of other teams like that, for they would say:

      "The last time the Canucks won a cup....oh wait, STILL NO CUP!"

    4. Justdean10

      Justdean10

      Last time Toronto won a cup though, Canucks weren't even in the league. They have still gone longer without winning a cup. So let them be their only comment back.

  25. Coconuts

    If Kevin Bieksa were a Canuck he'd be Ryan Kesler 

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