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  1. I'm so goddamn tired of Green always throwing the players under the bus. Yeah, we know they aren't playing well and the players know how they're performing better than anyone. 

     

    But he never takes responsibility, it's never his fault. It's never the coaching staff, the systems, or any of that. It's always the players. &^@# Travis Green. 

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Underpaid or not, those who are hired to do a job but who achieve subpar results typically don't last 

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      Now, if I was Green, I would be more like Sgt. Hartman (warning swearing):
       

       

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Keenan made movies?

  2. Did you know that Brock Boeser has a music career? He goes by the name Yung Gravy. Pics for evidence.

     

    Brock Boeser | Hockey hair, Hot hockey players, Ice hockey

     

    Yung Gravy Height, Age, Wiki, Bio, Net Worth, Girlfriend & More

     

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      It's just a $&!#post bc they look similar 

       

      Maybe even a $&!# post, but that's showbiz baby

    3. Green Building

      Green Building

      Not gonna lie, I had to Google it. I can see the resemblance, though. Chose this pic cause it reminded me of:  

       

      kramer-pimp.gif   

       

    4. warrchief

      warrchief

      Boeser moonlights as Yung Gravy obviously :P.

       

       

  3. People joke about Zuckerberg being a robot or a lizard but Bettman seems just as inhumane nowadays. 

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    2. Gnarcore

      Gnarcore

      I am pretty sure he lives off the life essence of children. 

      Sesame Street The Count GIF - Sesame Street The Count Laugh - Discover &  Share GIFs
       

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      @NewbieCanuckFan

      It's worse some Q-Anon moron stated that JFK Jr. is going to show up in Dallas at the grassy knoll. 

      Not JFK. 

       

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/11/02/qanon-jfk-jr-dallas/

       

      Somehow JFK Jr. is going to arise and be Trump's Vice President in 2024. 

       

       

    4. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      I'd rather not consider WHAT species that tech weirdo is.

  4. #FreePodz

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    2. JM_

      JM_

      Part of me wants to see Dahlen win the calder, just to see the freak out from the Benning haters.

    3. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      He played 14:29 last night, the most he's played yet. Green is trusting him more.

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Until it happens consistently the #FreePodz movement lives on

  5. #FreePodz

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    2. Elias Pettersson

      Elias Pettersson

      Green will send him to Abby once Motte and Dowling return.  Benning needs to fire Green before he destroys this franchise.

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      I can't decide what's worse between the practically nonexistent special teams play, constant line juggling, favouritism of low-ceiling grinders, or the management and ownership's seeming willingness to let this continue happening.

    4. #Canucks

      #Canucks

      Podz deserves every to minute, I’d rather waive Pearson when Motte, Sutter return.

  6. #FreePodz

    1. Ilya Mikheyev
    2. hammertime

      hammertime

      Honestly I'm all for bringing him along slowly. His play has improved so much from the time he arrived here. Games like last nights are great for building confidence. If he keeps winning the minutes he is given he will get more opportunities.

       

      To be fair just a few weeks ago he looked like he might need to spend some time in the AHL juxtaposed with his play last night I would say how they are handling Pod's trajectory is just peachy. There is a certain learning curve to the role he will play for us. Bo came along slowly too. Maybe wait and see where we are at with Vassy P come game 60 not 10 games into the season. He's just made a huge life adjustment. 

  7. It's almost the end of October, which means Mariah Carey is defrosting as we speak 

    1. JM_

      JM_

      the only thing that annoys me more than her beaten to death Christmas song is that 80s album. Madonna is like broken glass in my ear.

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      My Oasis of sanity in the holidays in "A Charlie Brown Christmas" soundtrack. 

      Vince's jazzy tunes kept me sane when I worked retail during Christmastime. 

       

    3. JM_

      JM_

      they released some more tunes from those sessions a couple of years ago that you can find on the Spotify 

  8. This is top tier content 

     

     

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I'm hoping Daniel buys drinks for Tyler the reason of the season. :)

  9. It's the regular season now, where tf are you? 

    1. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      He's been MIA for a long time. Got suspended I believe, but never came back. I'm concerned, as I don't think he's doing too well. Tried emailing him but no response unfortunately. Easily one of the best posters on this board, I hope he comes back one day.

    2. JM_

      JM_

      was wondering where @oldnews was at as well

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      oldnews sometimes pops in and out, apollo being gone for this long is a bit more unusual 

       

      Hopefully they both pop back up sooner than later 

  10. The clans are marching 'gainst the law
    Bagpipers play the tunes of war

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    2. Ghostsof1915
    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Not Scottish.

      But still phenomenal. 

       

       

    4. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      @Ghostsof1915  "Not Scottish"...............

       

      From the television movie "Sharpe's Challenge", two former "baddies" in the James Bond franchise (Sean Bean & Toby Stephens) in a different kind of movie:

       

       

      Dodd:  "too many damn Scots in the Company these days… too many Scots and Irish"

  11. The sky is falling 

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    2. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      They’ve gone coconuts!

       

       

    3. JM_

      JM_

      Shatner broke it

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      The best thing I heard about Shatner today was "giant dick sends giant dick up into space on a giant dick" 

  12. Fire Green 

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    2. JM_

      JM_

      eh tu, Coconut?

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I've been $&!#posting on forums for 17 years, I will not be stopped :P

    4. smithers joe
  13. Bobby Luo's in the net ma, stopping all the shots, stopping all the shots, stopping all the shots

    When Mitchell gets in front of ya, blocking all the shots, blocking all the shots, blocking all the shots

    And if Nazzy gets ahead of you, takin all the shots, takin all the shots, takin all the shots

    I got the C on my chest, and I'm scoring each game, cuz I get all my passes from Pinky and the Brain 

  14. Shout out to the mods, because today's probably gonna be a pain for ya. 

    1. Bad_BOI_pete

      Bad_BOI_pete

      mods, mods what's their names? acronyms are kind of lame.

  15. If Amazon would go down too that'd be great, &^@# that guy 

    1. JM_

      JM_

      its hard to like a person with their own giant space dink, but don't make me go back to the mall.

    2. I.Am.Ironman

      I.Am.Ironman

      Why is hating Bezos cool now? The tech billionaires like Gates, Musk, Bezos, Branson are doing more for the world than yesterday's oil billionaires. Bezos/Amazon just built the first climate neutral stadium in Seattle and didn't even name it after Amazon.

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      And yet as billionaires they are inherently exploitative of the lower/middle class, the way Amazon treats it's employees is well documented. One doesn't get to the top within a capitalist system without stepping on and exploiting others. 

       

       

  16. Why is Loui E r i k s s o n's name censored? He may have been overpaid, but this is a cruel and unusual punishment. #FreeLouiPlayer Name 

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    2. Devron

      Devron

      Whoa no way. Awesome 

    3. Devron

      Devron

      @Ghostsof1915 If he does I’d be happy for him I guess. He could score 30 on Arizona and I would laugh and get a kick out of it. What’s important is he’s not in a Canucks uniform 

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      He's not the six million dollar man on our team, but he's the six million dollar man in our hearts 

  17. Now we just gotta wait for cuts, Hamonic news, and the Toronto media somehow making it out that we drastically overpaid 

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Still not crazy about int considering we tend to pick good players while Vegas and Edmonton take busts.

    3. Iron Fist

      Iron Fist

      Depends if fans show up to the building to watch the games.  Thats where the money comes from, if its not sold out every game they're likely to trade it

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      One pick for Miller, another in the OEL trade.. at some point we need to actually use our first rounders again. Drafting is what we're seemingly good at with JB in charge after all. 

       

      As Petey, Quinn, Bo, and Brock take up more of our cap having talent on ELC's is going to be even more important. Toss Miller in there too, if we keep him. Demko, Podz, and Hoglander down the line as well. 

       

      If we want a lengthy window we'll need to draft players. 

  18. Not a fan of the changes beneath our avatars, I dug the little blurbs and titles. 

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    2. Undrafted

      Undrafted

      I agree.

       

      I was never able to alter mine because you needed to be on one of the social media platforms to do it, but I was always amused at some of the titles other members gave themselves (including yours).

       

      The world needs more humour around these days, not less.

    3. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      One of the mods had a thread where you could change it, but you were taking your chances as to what you got it changed to.

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I hope they find a way to bring that back, it was fun 

  19. Chiarelli with a new lease on life with the Blues, amazing. Hitchcock continues to be a hockey lifer.

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Maybe we can get Parayko after all.

    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Old Boys Network strikes again.  It's not what you know but rather who you know that often matters.

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      The NHL recycling depot 

  20. &^@# the Leafs

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      &^@# the Oilers too, it's a toss up between them and Toronto who I hate most. 

    3. Mustard Tiger

      Mustard Tiger

      Leaves, Coilers and Lames all belong in the S*%T Abyss.

    4. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      I've actually come to realize that I spend more time laughing at the Leafs than hating them.

  21. Fleury in a Hawks jersey looks wrong. Cursed image. 

    Fleury first look in Hawks gear: hockey

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Looks 10x better than the Golden Spray. 

    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I mean, yes.. but still cursed. 

  22. [DEBATE] Which SCOTCH whiskey are you choosing to watch Canucks hockey? 

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    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      Macallan Speyside is one of my faves

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Buy a scotch collection but actually drink it 

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I'll have what Scotty is drinking. 

  23. New Iron Maiden album is fantastic tbh

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    2. Devron

      Devron

      Picked up the physical release today. I love holding music in my hand. Going to listen to it tonight!

       

       

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    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Spotify is neat and all, but yeah I like having physical copies 

       

      Helps that I don't have bluetooth in my vehicle tho

    4. Devron

      Devron

      I picked up Metallica Black Album remastered as well. Not a huge fan but iconic album and it was next to it

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