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  1. buying gf

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    2. Baer.

      Baer.

      free armor trimming

    3. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      If you wait long enough BananaMash usually posts an ad selling his every 3-4 months

    4. Odd.

      Odd.

      LOOOL^ 

      XD

  2. Canucks > Pens

    Pens > Leafs

    Canucks > Leafs

    Q.E.D.

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    2. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      I'm a big fan of the transitive property of equality in cases like these. 

    3. apollo

      apollo

      Cup or bust.

    4. C.A. Nux

      C.A. Nux

      apples and bowling balls

  3. CDC meet-up who's in

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      Follow Up. The girl who threw snacks would go on to break up with her BF and become a nurse and marry a doctor. Her BF would go on to lose his hair but find love as well. The Big 3 would continue to attend games and I would avoid them if I spotted them at warm ups. I would go on to join CDC. The Flyers marketing team would go on to realize that giving tickets to the fan who got the most sign ups can easily be faked with fake emails.

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      I will likely be homeless in a few years so wait for me

    4. Toni Zamboni
  4. frack inner city youth

    1. Mainly Mattias

      Mainly Mattias

      Why?  What happened, 112?

  5. gotta love being discriminated against by potential landlords

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      Can I eat the squash when you're done with it?

    3. Master 112
    4. TOOMUCHINTERNET

      TOOMUCHINTERNET

      I'm sorry to hear about all of this. My best friends brother fell through the cracks when treated (somewhat) similarly to the way you were. Hopefully you can stay positive and get a leg up in this world. Best of luck finding a place.

  6. Happy Birthday to me.

    Happy Birthday to me.

    Happy Birthday, dear me.

    Happy Birthday to me.

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    2. Beary Sweet

      Beary Sweet

      Happy Birthday! 

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i was going to sing happy birthday, but i couldn't do it better than you did. cheers with a brewsky.

    4. Master 112
  7. How did you become such a strong writer?

    1. ilduce39

      ilduce39

      Haha, not sure if you're teasing me or not... My grammar is middling at best as you have pointed out.

      On the off chance you're serious - I think George RR Martin said it best - practice makes perfect.  I've written a bit over the years, both formally for educational purposes and also for fun (forums, creative writing on my own). 

      Also, I try not to worry about the little things when getting an idea out.  Free write for meaning, then edit for grammar when appropriate.

      hope you're having a great Christmas!

  8. I just saw a mouse at the central library. I've never seen one before so this is a big day for me. The thing was cute.

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Did you give the mouse a cookie?

    2. Ghostsof1915
    3. Baer.

      Baer.

      I have a bunch of pet mice, they're cute af

  9. I ran out of posts LOL. Can you say in the thread for me that BOH seems quite upset at the screenshot happenings, almost as if he feels cheated out of something, i.e is mafia?

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    2. TheOgRook

      TheOgRook

      Lol yeah... Blame the guy who posts about hockey on a hockey forum.. Not the guy who's playing mafia wars.. In white noise ( which has second highest post count on the forum)

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      He's actually why they reduced the amount of posts we can make iirc.

      And this isn't strictly a hockey forum. How dumb would it be if we had no off-topics sections?

    4. brilac

      brilac

      lol, I usually run out of reputation points to give to people, and am like - grrr, no more for the day?!!

  10. I ran out of posts. :/

    1. Beluga Whale

      Beluga Whale

      Lol wow. Pm me and I'll proxy you in.

  11. I wish you all your wisdom.

     

    Goodbye for now, friends.

  12. Is anyone interested in trying something new?

     

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i thought you had a new menu item. like spaghetti pizza or something.

    2. JM_

      JM_

      well i wasn't even close 

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Big no to eating Tide Pods. 

       

      Detergent is expensive. 

  13. people who read aloud -_-

    1. c00kies

      c00kies

      ...to sick people are great people :)

       

      :P

       

  14. random dude i never met, approaching me: how are you

    me: good

    rando: what are you looking for in life

    me: uh, idk. friendship, companionship i guess

    rando: *walks away*

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      Man, people offer to pray for me all the time. Of course, the last time it happened, the next day what they were praying for was actualized. Sometimes I wonder if, maybe, there could be some sort of spiritual force that permeates the universe with which people have the ability to interact... like Star Wars or something.

    3. brilac

      brilac

      Hey that's like my life.  People like to talk to me and ask me for directions.  I must have the look like I know where I am going, or the look like, hey come and talk to me.  I am reserved, and don't talk a lot, and I don't know where I am going half the time.  I have been asked for directions in Quebec City, Montreal, Vancouver, Victoria, Paris, and Seattle.  Which was funny in Paris, they spoke broken French to me with their English to French dictionary. 

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      "Before I answer.... What's your blood type?"

       

  15. Someone hire me.

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Hope you get the job!

    3. Kazmanian Devil
    4. Sean Monahan

      Sean Monahan

      There's always a place like Labour Ready if you're desperate. A friend of my dads owns a temporary employment place and could help you out if need be.

  16. Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis

    When I was dead broke man I couldn't picture this

    1. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      So you bought them almost 30 years after they came out originally?  Get the Turbografx-16 and you'll hit the 16-bit trifecta...

    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Spend 10 bucks on a chess set, & donate 50 yrs of your life to learning.

  17. tfw you grew up to be the person u didn't want to grow up to be :(

  18. This is a base and disgusting city.

    1. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      ?   Huh  ?

    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      I don't like Vancouver.

    3. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      That's ok...everyone's entitled to their opinion.

  19. this lady sitting across from me at the library has been on the phone for like 15 minutes. what happened to etiquette smh.

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Have you tried shushing her?

    3. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      If there's no silent section, people don't care. I've had people come to the library and just facetime for 30 mins plus. 

    4. Green Building

      Green Building

      Am I the only one that doesn't have a problem with telling rude people to shut it? Be firm, don't sound aggressive, mean it, and don't take no for an answer.

      If that doesn't work, tantrum. 

  20. This team could make a run next year if we acquire the right pieces.

     

    Panarin-Pettersson-Kakko

    Baerschi-J. Hughes-Boeser

    Goldobin-Horvat-Roussel

    Motte-Guadette-Virtanen

     

    Q. Hughes-Karlsson

    Edler-Stetcher

    Hutton-Tanev

     

    Prime Dominik Hasek

    Cloutier

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    2. Pears

      Pears

      No love for Canuck legend Marik Malik?

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      You're setting yourself up for disappointment.

       

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i’ld be happy to have as our corp pieces

      ................ pettersson...boeser

      sturm.......horvat.................

      roussel...gaudette..............

      ...............beagle...motte

      edler...hughes

      hutton...stecher

      juolevi...tanev.

       

      markstrom...demko.

       

  21. Unban Luciferase and find Bure Who?.

  22. Who else is feeling optimistic?

    1. Winter Soldier
    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Also raising hand while I put my half full glass down : P

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Does that mean horny? Cause I'm feeling horny.

  23. yo anyone here willing to give me a job

     

    i'm interested in earning enough money to fund some extravagant purchases and then quitting abruptly when i have everything i want

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    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      I'm stoked on what I just witness happen on CDC between @112 and @coastal.view

       

       

    3. Jaku

      Jaku

      Thats exchange was awesome. 

    4. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      That worked so swell, you single guys should use this place to change yer marital STATUS(update)

  24. you were a good one;

    would that you were unbanned.

     

    if you ever check this old profile, please come here: https://discord.gg/DeSQqwr

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      I really don’t like this permanently banning posters, unless they are abusive to others.  I think some posters are banned for perceived trolling.  How can anyone know the intentions of someone else’s words?  

    3. falcon45ca

      falcon45ca

      Bring back the drunk in Dral

    4. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      @Alflives  Sometimes it's just blatantly and painfully obvious, Alf

       

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