Master 112

you mean, you don’t have to propel your scooter with your free leg? 

Alf has his scooter all 'bling'd out' so he can pick up all the ladies at the Bingo hall.  He's going to get into trouble when Mrs Alf finds out!

I love the snow.  I want it to snow snow snow.

Met an Aaron in Rome  5 years ago. 

We could have had Pope and Rome...

What...a...hit!

At least he had instant pain relief. 

UPDATE: it's not a hemorrhoid but a large perianal abscess.

Alf's alter ego:

Would you stop & give him a ride? 

I recommend reading “The Hithhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” (read the series of books that follow too) before you take on such a trip.  By the time you’re finished, you will be much the wiser.  

Then read, “Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.”

By this time you will be so wise, that you will know to take a very sharp axe, which you secretly tuck into your backpack.

Then after your trip, if you survive of course, you can write of your experience.  

Thanks for the wisdom, Alf.

I just got into Regina an hour or two ago! I'm standing on highway 1 just outside of the city. It's raining, unfortu

nately.

I got a ride to Winnipeg now- just under 400 clicks.

Boeser is my pal, but Pettersson outranks him as my good buddy.

Confirmed: the reactions of fans on here is laughable.

Two games in and the rookie all-star gets hate.

I was making a Matt Murray joke.

i'm not judging, I don't do that. Whatever floats one's boat is fine by me as long as no one is hurt. 

Nah, anime is cool 

Not a fan of anime but a fan of Strongbad!

kinda looked like he kicked the bucket with the whole 'life sucks' and 'bye' being subsequent, but he last visited 3 days after the portentous-sounding status, so idk.

Reading his profile, I didn't realize how MIA he's been lately.

He'll eventually come back I'm sure.

i think cerri just wanted time off from us lunkheads.

it could also be a dream about repressed sexuality. But probably socioeconomics. 

Well this is better than the "I had a dream we traded for XXXXXXXX.."  Like who seriously dreams that?  Get laid...

are you sure it was a dream. maybe it was something you snorted?

Road kill is free.  Lots of stray cats too.  

I found a dead deer on the side of the highway a few months back. It was decomposing and you could see its skull and some other bones. I took a picture but wish I picked up the skull now that I think back on it. :/

Growing up on a farm, and then running my own for many years got me spoiled with lots of available meat.  We always had a couple freezers just for home use.  I think the cost of fruits, veggies, and healthy foods is too high.  Good quality and healthy food should be affordable for everyone.  Maybe Canada needs food stamps?  

don't be surprised if a trade happens imo.

even gretzky's without a contract right now-

no reason we couldn't sign him

anything can happen

really though i just want something exciting to happen/to get a player who fits in really well with the current group, is young, and could help keep the roster round when/if players like Hog/Pod break onto the team in a couple of years.

sorry you have boredom issues??

nucks are on a winning streak that could be extended tonight

seems like you simply want change for the sake of change

Brutal

The white collar makes it look like their heads are sticking out of a toilet bowl ffs.

why fix something if something is not broken. these were perfect

@Squamfan those jersey are awesome!

i figure if they hire me to handle the towels i can work my way up to a managerial position within like 20 years or something... just have to be big and loud in telling the coaches how to run things- show 'em i can think the hockey game as well as i can the towel game

Put your avatar to good use

I've got a couple of ideas

maybe you could make a list of cdc gm’s opinions of how to run the canucks and present JB and green with the list, so then can run the team perfectly. cdc and FA would love you and pay you handsomely. 

The problem with subjective is that it runs the gamut. For example some dude in Toronto wanted to guillotine some mice in the name of "art". SPCA and public outcry stopped it. 

I think there's limits to "art". 

But we all have our guilty pleasures. As long as no one gets hurt. 

 Reminded me of this.

People like the Canucks even though they're bad

yup.

Kovalchuk could bail and his cap hit would stay on the books - it's an age 35 contract.  He also only plays offence and Green demands a 200ft game.  

I'd rather gamble on Lucic, and least when he's motivated he can play a physical game. 

Great idea! Even if Kovy isn't an upgrade on the ice, at least his contract ends when it needs to (when Pettersson & Hughes need extensions).

I don't know if Kovalchuk would go for it though. I think part of the draw was living in LA.

Oh sweetie, you don't look a day older :^)

Same here @Shift-4

I've been here 11 years already.

Pfft, come Dec. 2nd my CDC account will be old enough to drive.

@goalie13 True, but teams like Chicago, the Rangers, and Boston didn't see much success. 

The Black Hawks, Rangers and Bruins didn’t see a lot of success in that six team league for good reason.  You think FIFA was corrupt?  They’ve got nothing on these so-called great founders (where their names still are on a number of trophies).  They didn’t call it the Norris league for no reason.  Norris controlled/owned directly or indirectly ALL the four American franchises (Red Wings were the Crown Jewels for the most part).

The original six era was a sham.

According to the media the Leafs ARE the center of the universe,makes me gag.

I don't want to say I hate them,but I do, I really really do.

1) turn off your monitor
2) turn off your phone
3) turn off the lights
4) after climbing into bed, turn off your brain
5) close your eyes.

Now, stop reading this message and do points 1) thru 5)!

No luck, Philip.

then, you'll sleep longer..

Man, people offer to pray for me all the time. Of course, the last time it happened, the next day what they were praying for was actualized. Sometimes I wonder if, maybe, there could be some sort of spiritual force that permeates the universe with which people have the ability to interact... like Star Wars or something.

Hey that's like my life.  People like to talk to me and ask me for directions.  I must have the look like I know where I am going, or the look like, hey come and talk to me.  I am reserved, and don't talk a lot, and I don't know where I am going half the time.  I have been asked for directions in Quebec City, Montreal, Vancouver, Victoria, Paris, and Seattle.  Which was funny in Paris, they spoke broken French to me with their English to French dictionary. 

"Before I answer.... What's your blood type?"

Wow. Reminds me that my 10 year is coming up soon as well. I'm glad CDC has you 112! You and Toewsies have always low-key been some of my favorite posters here

I'm on 2 warning points. I don't think I'll be banned unless I hit a point of insense emotional turmoil and unload on here again, hehe.

And damn, mau5, that means a lot- I've always been very fond of you. <3

I mean it.

Keep doing you, guuurrrrl. 

we could have had sakic jagr neely oh wait

Vaive still ended up with multiple 50 goal seasons (three and one 40+ goal seasons).  Hardly like we drafted a bust. 

The Blazers drafted Sam Bowie instead of Michael Jordan, we can do this all day.

My money is on this guy as the "powerhouse" of the cell.

Midi-chlorians are bunk. The force is an energy field created by all living things. It binds us, pentrates us, it binds the galaxy together.

Wait. Wut?

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

*raises hand*

This website should really have more than 1 theme. There is a theme option at the bottom. Graphics dudes should help out and make one maybe.

Hey, that link was archived from my 18th Birthday. Blast from the past.

I think I remember that layout. I was on the forum back then but can't remember my old username. I was just a newbie/lurker at the time. 

Woah, buddy, slow down. This status has a speed limit.

ban 112

@Lil B From The Pack who is this fake

Follow Up. The girl who threw snacks would go on to break up with her BF and become a nurse and marry a doctor. Her BF would go on to lose his hair but find love as well. The Big 3 would continue to attend games and I would avoid them if I spotted them at warm ups. I would go on to join CDC. The Flyers marketing team would go on to realize that giving tickets to the fan who got the most sign ups can easily be faked with fake emails.

I will likely be homeless in a few years so wait for me