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  1. How much would it cost to have my nipples removed?

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    2. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      BananaMash finds a contributor to his nipple collection in the most unlikely of places: CDC. His mind races with what to do next. Should he make demands? Should he find out where Horus lives? Endless possibilities abound.

      Finally he settles on the only flawless tactic. "Can I have them?" he asks quietly. How will Horus react?

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Bananamash took them by force. So, it didn't cost anything.

    4. GodzillaDeuce
  2. first 100 posts in this status get +1 content count

  3. RIP Nate Dogg

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    2. The Magician
    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      ^Reporting for derailing my status update

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Nate Doogg and Warren G 4 Life !

  4. RIP Gross-Misconduct

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      @Keslerific that's how GM got into this situation in the first place

    3. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      LOL oh wow

    4. Gross-Misconduct

      Gross-Misconduct

      omg! lmao @ jazz97 !

  5. Looking for a young North American House Hippo, preferably only lightly used. Contact me if you are selling.

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    2. Horvat
    3. Horvat

      Horvat

      im a t-rex!!

    4. Horvat

      Horvat

      do you know what im going to do to YOU today, jimmy?

  6. if you wanna walk down nostalgia lane and maybe get a few laughs and you are a 90's kid well then read this lol:)

     

    things that join us as 90's kids that no one else would get but us 90's -the dial up internet that took forever to load

    -the toy of your pet the tamagotchi (rem them lol)

    -we had video tapes no dvds back then

    -cd's we out to we had cassette tapes rem you could rewind them with your pencil

    -no camera on our phone so we had throw away cameras

    -no tinder either so we sent love type letters (just remember we were well was 9 or ten lol

    -do you remember the boot's dock martins lol

    -and o'neil's tracksuit bottoms

    -t.v show do you remember rugrats lol

    -the song the macarena

    -do you remember the drink sunny D

    -last but not least..the snake game on the old nokia 3210 lol i used to

    love that lol.

     

    and of course nirvana come as you are is true 90's music cant have the 90's without come as you are

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    2. Cramarossa

      Cramarossa

      Hey Dude, Salute Your Shorts, Doug, Roundhouse, Global Guts, Are You Afraid of the Dark?

      Best shows^^^

    3. g_bassi13

      g_bassi13

      If lyke, plz fwd to friends. <3 5ever.

    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      guys pls this is a random YT comment I stole from a No Doubt video

  7. fall-out-boy.jpg

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      This is what three warless generations gets us.

    3. AV.

      AV.

      This is real music tbh.

       

      Like if you agree.  Don't like if you're a h8er

    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      99% of today's youth have turned to rap and pop! Like if you're one of the 1% that still listens to real music like Fall Out Boy and Simple Plan!

  8. RIP Nate Dogg

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    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Don't have to be musicians.

       

      RIP Meek Mill

    3. Chris

      Chris

      Every 3 months, eh?

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      rip 2015-2016 nux

  9. wow, Anaheim tanking, what a classless organization

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    2. JE14

      JE14

      tigs pls calm down

    3. Tigs

      Tigs

      wow je, thought you were in my squad but no, now we gotta break the pact fam

    4. JE14
  10. I am forming a volunteer task force in order to stop Horvat from becoming a "bull".

  11. Any edgy people here

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    2. Jägermeister

      Jägermeister

      I pierced my septum, take that society!

    3. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      girls with septum piercings are hot

    4. Horvat
  12. wow Diaz returns to face his former team, what drama

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    2. Kazmanian Devil
    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      All hail Yannick Weber, greatest Swiss defenceman in Canucks history.

    4. the last outlaw
  13. ĺ̶̛̛̛̒̈̂̽̉́͒̉́́̃̑͂͌̇̓̔̃̂͋͆̌̇̈͋̏͛͋̐̈̅̌̎̑̍͆̓̓͆̍̐͛̀̒̓̀̅͋̈́̅͒̆̀̀̔̀͛̾͗͗̉̋̐̄̂̄͆̚͘̕͘̕͝͝͠͠͠...

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    2. desiboynux4lifee*******
    3. -SN-

      -SN-

      ĺ̶̛̛̛̒̈̂̽̉́͒̉́́̃̑͂͌̇̓̔̃̂͋͆̌̇̈͋̏͛͋̐̈̅̌̎̑̍͆̓̓͆̍̐͛̀̒̓̀̅͋̈́̅͒̆̀̀̔̀͛̾͗͗̉̋̐̄̂̄͆̚͘̕͘̕͝͝͠͠͠...

    4. Honeydew

      Honeydew

      ĺ̶̛̛̛̒̈̂̽̉́͒̉́́̃̑͂͌̇̓̔̃̂͋͆̌̇̈͋̏͛͋̐̈̅̌̎̑̍͆̓̓͆̍̐͛̀̒̓̀̅͋̈́̅͒̆̀̀̔̀͛̾͗͗̉̋̐̄̂̄͆̚͘̕͘̕͝͝͠͠͠...

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    2. Time Lord

      Time Lord

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    3. Gyllenhaal

      Gyllenhaal

      ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺...

    4. Spoderman

      Spoderman

      ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

  15. They deleted the credit card thread? That was my midnight reading material you bastards.

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    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      I regret not refreshing the thread every few minutes and reading it like I was

    3. Gally

      Gally

      Didn't know it existed :/ people need to inform me when decent threads exist. I've gotten good at ignoring everything outside of FH.

    4. Matthew Lombardi 18

      Matthew Lombardi 18

      It was deleted because there was libelous content.

      It's too bad that it didn't exist longer.

  16. Why do so many people on CDC use clown as an insult?

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    2. :D

      :D

      Those clowns in Washington did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

    3. canucks#01fan

      canucks#01fan

      I used it today, got a problem? Wanna fight about it?

    4. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      These clowns have no class.

  17. I hope that the Panthers miraculously re-sign Garrison.

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    2. Daniel Sedin

      Daniel Sedin

      keep dreaming, crazy man

    3. gmen81

      gmen81

      he does have good advanced stats though. Im not interested though

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      people have lost their minds on all this unproven talent lately ?

  18. If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?

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    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      You can log out any time you like, but you can never leave?

    3. thejazz97
    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Such a lovely place

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